《Unfortunately, I'm an Evil Villainess》Chapter 11 - Saint and Priest
Advertisement
I sat with Zoe in front of the tall stack of paper. It was time to get to work.
“She’s very pretty, but in a cute and innocent way, so eliminate anyone that’s not cute.”
Zoe took notes as I spoke. It assured me even more of her competence, and I began listing off everything I could remember.”
“I don’t know her current name… but look for anything close to ‘Catherine’, or maybe ‘Cat’.”
“Her hair is a very specific shade of blonde, like golden sunlight. Her eyes are green like sparkling emeralds.”
“Um… she’s extremely kind and optimistic and sweet. And quirky. She can do no wrong and everyone just loves her. Basically, she’s not like other girls. Wait, she obviously wouldn’t be like other aristocratic ladies, because she was raised as a commoner.”
Why was she just the living embodiment of stupid tropes? What kind of horrible author wrote this? They should’ve been more considerate of any potential reincarnators. Ugh, whatever.
“I’m nine, so she should be eight right now. The carriage accident took place when she was really young, but she somehow found her way from a forest to an orphanage, so I’m assuming she was at least one. Yes, that’s it, if I remember correctly.”
“I don't know what forest it was, and it is odd that the baron just stumbled onto her when visiting the count. I mean, it’s not surprising since the baroness had taken the same road for her visit to the countess, but still. So, the orphanage should be along the road from Barony of Bryant to the County of Newfield.”
I fell silent for a moment as Zoe scribbled her notes. She lifted her head.
“If I may ask, my lady, are you perhaps looking for Lady Catherine Bryant, the lost daughter of Baron Bryant?”
Advertisement
“Yes.”
“Thank you, my lady. I will take that into account.”
She nodded and waited for me to begin again. It was a display of professionalism that she did not inquire how I knew some of the information. She knew when to not ask questions, though I had almost hoped she would, so that I could put into effect another idea I had, but I supposed it might be better to save it for when I fully develop a plan. Yet, she did not hesitate to ask for confirmation on information that could help her in her task of assisting me.
Serving a noble well was a difficult task, and this girl had mastered the art completely.
“Oh, and there’s this boy as well.”
The classic childhood best friend. Considerate, caring, kind, and arguably the best option realistically. Eternally stuck in the friend-zone, because the female lead could only see him as a brother.
“His name is Nathaniel Seaton. He’s the same age as Catherine, with soft brown hair and warm hazel eyes. He’s just as kind, with strong divine powers.”
“His parents were merchants that died in an epidemic, and he ended up at the same orphanage as Catherine. He spent several years becoming close with her before the temple discovered his divine powers and took him in when he was eight. Wait, that’s this year.”
That was excellent! If I could get to him before or soon after the temple did, perhaps I could get Father to take him in as a ward. We had a private chapel with a priest who could use an apprentice, and a library with a large collection of old religious texts in need of translation. He would become the youngest high priest in the history of Orilon, and the power that could bring our family was unthinkable. We would truly be able to rival the royal family at last.
Advertisement
“If we can find him, we’ll be able to find the girl. But I suppose the information right now wouldn’t contain this, so I’ll tell the knights next time. Pay attention to any that are closely affiliated with the temple.”
That was all I could remember at the moment, and recalling memories from my past life gave me a light headache. Zoe looked up again.
“If you’re ready, start sorting through them. I want a refined list as soon as possible.”
“Yes, my lady.”
The maid began, working at an alarming rate. I yawned, and went on as usual. The tower of papers was almost intimidating, so I didn’t expect her to get them done quickly.
My eyes widened as she handed me a list of names three days later.
“These here are the ones that fit the description perfectly, and these ones fit most of them. The ones with stars next to them mean that some information wasn’t specified. I apologize, my lady, for taking so long.”
“No, no! It’s wonderful. Here, take this hairpin.”
I grabbed the nearest small trinket I could find, which was a small pearl hairpin.
“You’ve done well.”
“Thank you, my lady. But I can not accept this, I was merely doing my job.”
“Good point.”
I saw Tia peeking from behind the door, so I waved her in. She flushed and curtsied clumsily when she reached me.
“I’m so sorry, my lady! I didn’t mean to spy!”
“It’s fine. Take the pin, think of it as a gift from me or Zoe. Try to be more like her.”
It was important I kept her close to me. As of right now, small tokens of affection ought to do. I really hoped Zoe could teach her to be a better maid.
Tia gushed and fell to her knees, thanking me repeatedly. This level of ass-kissing could only be achieved by the maid of the heroine, and I was impressed. She had the potential of becoming a good maid.
Zoe looked on, her expression blank, but her head slightly tilted as if in interest. She would be loyal to me regardless, so I didn’t particularly care what she thought. I waved dismissively to Tia’s gratitude and stood up.
I wanted to send the knights on their way as soon as possible. This time, they better bring back something useful. The fate of the grand duchy depended on it.
Advertisement
- In Serial13 Chapters
BF Training Course
Story about a man who trusts and loves his girlfriend. Basic premise is that your girlfriend is leaving on a trip and wants you to take part in some mysterious course while she's gone. Figuring out what the course is about is a big part of the story. Mostly the story will be focused on dialogue and thoughts. One of my goals is for there to not be any potentially interesting conversations that are skipped past, many times I've been reading some story and hated it when some really interesting conversation is just summed up without going into enough detail.
8 212 - In Serial21 Chapters
Arctic Wolf
The new cover is thanks to a fan of mine, and I think they did a very wonderful job! @mwontobey Jamie, small, fragile, a major nerd.Ross, tall, strong, a major jock.Jamie is a runaway, he ran from the place that tortured him for being different and ended up in a different pack.Ross, the soon to be Alpha has yet to meet his mate, Jamie just happens to get captured by his pack.What will happen?
8 220 - In Serial74 Chapters
The Chronicles Of The Council #1: The Sun's Tears
The parallel lives of two princesses living a millennium apart are bound together in the most unlikely of ways. Princess Aebbé of Ardam, haunted by memories of a flash of lightning and burning flesh, returns to her home amidst a seemingly hopeless war. But all is not as it seems in Raven's Peak, and the greatest danger to Ardamland may be from within. More than a millennium later Laelia Darkwood, princess of the elves, feels that she doesn't truly belong in ArBrae Forest. Her fears are solidified by a series of events that would challenge the foundations of her understanding of who she is. Khairrim Cadeyrn, the Second of the Council, protects countless secrets. As Lord of Water and Elves, he knows what happened to the dragons, what lead to the murder of the Seventh of the Council, and the dark secrets behind King Ardam's successful conquests. However, his biggest secret is the one his family, The Council, and Ligtland must never discover.How do events more than a millennium apart tie together? Why does no-one know why Aebbé of Ardam was cursed? Will Laelia unravel the mystery of the loss that is evident in Khairrim's blue eyes? ***Sometimes in order to find your path you have to get lost; sometimes you need to build the path; and sometimes your path is destined to lead you to places and people you never knew you lost.***The Chronicles of the Council - Book 1***Highest rankings:13 in #fantasy 10 April 20199 in #fantasy 6 July 201920 in #highfantasy 6 July 201916 in #fantasyadventure 6 July 2019 Featured on Wattpad's High Fantasy reading listWinner of The Disco Awards 2019
8 195 - In Serial95 Chapters
Ladybug x Chat Noir (Cat Noir) one shots
I just randomly think of these short stories and want to share them!!! (No smut, lemon, or lime) Some of them are more short stories than one shots. This probably won't end until Miraculous Ladybug has a happy ending where Marinette and Adrien tell each other their hero identities and Marinette's daydream comes true. (1-99 were before season 2)Listen, I started this book in the eighth grade. This book grew up with me do don't judge too harshly. I know most of it is trash but it gets better as it goes... I think.*i don't own any of these characters or images. This is a fanfiction. *#2 in catnoirxladybug
8 241 - In Serial45 Chapters
Dusk (BoyxBoy)
He pops up in my mind more frequently than I'll admit. He's popular. He's three years older than me, a basketball star and a local hero. He's always the talk of the town. But he's changed, and there's something about Rowan that's different. He's got more secrets hidden away than I thought. And I never thought I'd stumble into one like this.*Updates weekly on Fridays*
8 154 - In Serial92 Chapters
The Duke And His Four Wards
Felix Cambridge couldn't believe it. Along with the dukedom of Twyford, he-London's most notorious rogue-had inherited wardship of four devilishly attractive sisters! Including the irresistible Margaret Fleming. The eldest Fleming was everything he had wanted in a woman, but even Felix couldn't seduce his own ward...or could he? After all, he did have a substantial reputation to protect. And what better challenge than the one woman capable of stealing his heart?
8 90

