《Baron Britpop Blastfurnace》Off To See Paris
Advertisement
One week after my recovery began, there was a loud knocking my door. As it would take me considerable time to get into my wheelchair and get to the door, I yelled out, “Enter.”
The door opened and in walked a grinning Lafayette and a valet.
“Time to get dressed. We are going to Paris. You have seen it from the sky, now you shall see it from the ground. I have already woken, Andelbert.”
The valet helped me get dressed and wheeled me out of the room. Andelbert was waiting in the hall. We made our way outside of the palace gates to a wagon and driver, and two horses. My chair and I were loaded onto the wagon, and Andelbert and Lafayette mounted the horses. We made our way down to the Seine, where a small ship was waiting. We boarded the boat and started our trip to Paris.
“What will we see in Paris?” I asked Lafayette.
“I thought, since you are an inventor, we must visit the Louvre. The Louvre was once a fortress and later a royal palace. But it has increasingly become a museum and workshop for the arts and sciences. The French Academy of Sciences is located there. It is the center of scientific knowledge and study in Paris. Most days, several inventors are there working in their laboratories. I am sure you will find it fascinating.”
“That sounds wonderful,” I replied.
“The rest will be a surprise.”
“I am sure it will all be grand.”
“Paris is a mixed basket. There is great beauty alongside horrible squalor. The nobility lives in luxury, while the poor live in filthy slums and bathe in the Seine. The King is making continual improvements, but there is much to be done before Paris rivals Ancient Rome. Still, I believe it will.”
Advertisement
Once we arrived in Paris, we docked near the Louvre. It was spectacular. My estate pales in comparison. One wing of the building, called the Grand Galerie, stretched an incredible distance along the river.
Lafayette escorted us to the scientific section of the Louvre and gave us a tour. As I rolled through the rooms and laboratories, Lafayette explained what was happening. There was ongoing scientific study in chemistry, mathematics, astronomy, mechanics, anatomy, botany, physics, natural history, and mineralogy. I scarcely knew what half of them were, but they fascinated me none the less. Andelbert seemed overwhelmed with curiosity. We had to drag him from room to room as he wanted to investigate everything in detail.
In the chemistry laboratory, we met Antoine Lavoisier. A noted scientist studying chemistry. Lafayette told him of my invention of the silent horseshoe. He listened with great interest as I explained how I mixed sulfur with rubber and then heated it to create my substance.
Lavoisier took us outside, where he had constructed a huge wooden contraption on wheels with enormous circular panes of glass. One pane was taller than a man. He explained that the lens focused the light of the sun to a point to create combustion. He also told us of two new elements he had discovered, called oxygen and hydrogen. Although it was too advanced for my blacksmith’s brain, Andelbert seemed to have a better grasp of what he was saying.
Afterward, Lafayette took us through the art galleries. The walls were lined with masterpieces from past masters, and we saw many artists creating incredible works of art. I am not a cultured man, but I was impressed by how realistic some of the paintings and sculptures were.
Soon the morning had slipped away and we all were becoming hungry. “We must visit the Café Procope. There we can find food, and also the latest news and political debate,” Lafayette said.
Advertisement
We entered the café and found a table. The café was full of men drinking and engaging in spirited debates.
“You must try the sorbet, it is a frozen dessert unlike anything you have ever experienced,” Lafayette said. “And the coffee. A drink from the New World that gives you extra energy.”
A loud voice rang out, “Is that you, Lafayette? I wasn’t aware you were allowed out of Versaille.” It was François-Marie Arouet, better known to all as Voltaire.
“And I see you are between exiles, my friend. I hope it will not delay your next book.”
Both men laughed.
“Come join us at our table. I have been debating government with a new friend from the American Colonies, Monsieur Benjamin Franklin.”
We moved to Voltaire’s table, and everyone exchanged greetings.
“This is a special treat for me, Monsieur Franklin, as I am sympathetic with the Colonies desire for independence,” Lafayette said as he shook Franklin’s hand.
“Then we must discuss it further in detail. I am greatly interested to know more of your thoughts,” Franklin said.
The discussion about the Colonies and a citizen-run government went on for quite some time. During which we sampled coffee, which I found quite bitter and not to my liking. And sorbet, which was cold and had a fruity flavor I did enjoy.
Suddenly, Lafayette said, “Forgive me, my companions. I am quite rude. I have been rambling on about politics and completely forgot to mention that Baron Britpop is an inventor. He invented the silent horseshoe.”
“Fascinating,” Franklin said. “I am a bit of a tinkerer myself.”
“I would love to hear about your inventions,” I said.
“Very well, I am always pleased to brag on myself. I do it so well.”
We all laughed.
“I invented a metal rod that attaches to a house to protect it from lightning strikes. A stove that heats a room more efficiently than a fireplace. A musical instrument that uses glass to play melodies, I call the Armonica. And if you look closely at my eyeglasses, you will see that they are actually two lenses. A lens for far vision and a lens for close vision. I call them double spectacles. Plus, a few other trivial inventions I will not bore you with.”
“That is most impressive,” I said. “I happened onto my invention by pure chance.”
“Are chance and inspiration not close cousins?” Voltaire said.
“Well put, Sir,” Franklin added.
We all agreed.
“I should very much like to see your silent horseshoes, Baron. If it could be arranged.”
“Then you must visit us in Versailles,” Lafayette said.
“I would be honored. And if possible, I am quite eager to speak with your King regarding an alliance.”
“I shall arrange it,” Lafayette replied.
Advertisement
- In Serial20 Chapters
Margrave's Divinity (Rewrite)
Power always comes with a price. Seventeen years ago, obsidian towers thousands of feet tall erupted from the earth near the world’s population centers. Strange magic accompanied their appearance—powerful and inexplicable abilities granted to lucky humans, called Embers for the burning in their eyes. Lyle isn’t lucky, though. When the recently-unemployed college dropout finally manages to get his hands on a Cinder, he is utterly disappointed to find that he will never be an Ember like his father or brother. Before he even has time to process his failure, a strange Ember shoves him through a tear in reality and into the cave of a dragon, where the titanic beast claims to be an ancient goddess of myth and legend. She has a gift for him, but it comes with a warning. War is coming. --- Posting Thursdays and Sundays at 8am Central. Confused about the rewrite? See my letter to previous readers here.
8 340 - In Serial6 Chapters
Diary Log of a Ghost
Is there an after life? Is Heaven true? I dont know? Dont ask me. uhmm hello? Hi. This is a small log i'm recording. It migh be boring and nothing much. By the way, I'm a GHOST?
8 191 - In Serial7 Chapters
The Shapeless River: A Poetry Narrative
A Nameless Voice travels down a path that winds towards an unknown destination. It searches for revelations about life and those within all to gauge and wonder whether any of it is worth the investment. On its journey, the Voice comes across Musings scattered about in the form of short poems. Follow the Voice on its travels in this anthology of poems meant as reflections and ponderances over places and moments of a scattered journey towards an unknown destination.NEW CHAPTERS EVERY FRIDAY.
8 114 - In Serial19 Chapters
Veiled
Sixteen-year-old Desirae Cradle knows how to survive in the human world, but knowing and doing are two different things. Until her mother disappeared under questionable circumstances, Desirae lived as part of a magical community kept secret from humans for more than 4,000 years. But not all of Desirae's people live on Earth. Some live in the Otherworld, exiled there after an ancient war. They are known as the Faye and still seek a way back to Earth. With feelings of abandonment, and no other family among her kind, Desirae makes her way in the human world using the only skill she has-knowing how to cross between Earth and Otherworld. But when a crossing goes bad, Desirae has to do something she swore she never would - go back home. Determined to not only fix her mistake but to mend old friendships, Desirae returns to the community she abandoned. But the Faye are after more than she thought. With lingering questions about what really happened to her mother and the discovery that her friends have changed even more than she has, Desirae finds that stopping the Faye and regaining her friend's trust might not be as easy as she hoped. This is a completed work, approx 75,000 words. I’m just editing chapter by chapter and posting as I finish them.
8 177 - In Serial34 Chapters
a piece of moon and the sunflower star
Just some poems, prose and thoughts. Whatever read it!!!I own all the drawings of this book.And please be ready to find some amazing mistakes because I'm not Shakespeare or Rupi Kaur.Thank you :)Btw cover is designed by me.#1 poetry#1 poetrybook#1 poetrycollection 27 June 2022#1 poem 18 Aug 2022
8 119 - In Serial60 Chapters
PRINCESS ANARCHY | Dream SMP
❝I would burn the world with you, if you asked.❞c!technoblade x fem!oc© killiths | 2021
8 202

