《Pay me in Venison》62. Stealing breakfast
Advertisement
The boys managed to look less scruffy than usual and we made our way to the meeting hall for breakfast, assuming someone remembered to get me some raw mutton. I must admit, I'm beginning to tire of non-stop mutton. I should probably find some more of those coneys soon.
We managed to arrive before people started looking impatient. Storm Eagle grabbed Blue Fox and dragged him over to where the two from Zimlakuliku were waiting. Owl and Cat followed Fox as if the three were tied together with an invisible string. I decided to go my own way and targeted the Sahkeena, who was sitting demurely to her father's left on one of the benches that lined the tables all the two-footeds ate at.
Silently sliding on the floor on my stomach, I started a low purr which I slowly increased in volume as I approached her primly tucked-in feet. When I was close enough, I rubbed the side of my snout on her calf with my eyes closed. I felt her jump a little but then fingers found the top of my head and started to scratch. Soon they found their way to the backside of my ears. Yes, I was right. The Sahkeena was very much a cat person. Before I knew it, I was on my back with all four paws in the air while my newest friend in this life was scratching my chest and tummy and under the chin.
I had forgotten that formalities and introductions were going on. I heard a pleasant woman's alto right above me say: "I believe the divine beast and I are already acquainted." There was laughter too, which caused me to open my eyes and reluctantly exit the state of pleasure I had sunken into.
"Yes, she's generally reliable and I can always count on her," my boy said, "except when someone finds all the spots she likes to get scratched. It's a fatal flaw in her otherwise sterling character."
Advertisement
"It sounds like you aren't properly appreciated," the Sahkeena cooed at me, going for under the chin. "Why don't you come home with me? I promise you lots of scratchies every day and all the antelope and gazelle you can eat. Hmmm? Is it a deal?"
"You better make a counteroffer quickly, Cat," Wren said, "or you may be in the market for a horse who is also a mage to replace Fuzzy."
"I will be most vexed with you, Lady Fuzzy, if you succumb to the Sahkeena's offer," Prince Willam pronounced, "since my offer was far superior."
"Aha!" the Sakheena leaned forward with an avid gaze. "Watch me squash the competition! Whatever you offered, I will triple it!"
"Enough!" Storm Eagle commanded, looking amused, "and you, Fuzzy, need to learn some dignity and comportment for occasions like this."
This prompted me to leap to my paws, pad over to Storm Eagle, and perform a curling roll so I landed on my back with my snout rubbing against his boots. I made sure I was purring as loud as I could manage. I wasn't too surprised that Storm Eagle resisted for as long as he did. Regardless, all I had to do was turn my head so I could make big kitty eyes at him, pupils partially dilated, and in my tiniest, most pitiful voice squeaked a tiny "meow?"
"You!" Storm Eagle accused, and he scratched under my chin for at least half a minute.
"The food is getting served, Father," Wren tugged on his sleeve. That was good enough for Storm Eagle to abandon me. Very little in this world can get in the way of food and Storm Eagle's stomach. No one remembered to serve me up some raw meat and no one had set up a bench for me at the table so at least I could be sociable. As a result, I pouted my way into the kitchen to see what I might be able to steal for food. The cooks were all off eating and only the soldiers with dishwashing duty were in the kitchen, and they were not watching the food that was left out.
Advertisement
There were several hams, beef roasts, and multiple ropes of smoked sausages on the big table in the middle of the kitchen. It was all cooked but I was feeling rather peckish at this point. One of the hams looked like it would tide me over until evening, assuming I didn't stumble across some of those garden-fattened coneys this afternoon. I almost escaped the meeting hall with my prize but Prince Willam spotted me before I got out the front door.
Both Willam and Cat got up to chew me out, not that it mattered. Once I got my teeth into a hunk of meat, it was mine.
Willam got to me first. "Alright, Fuzzy, why are you stealing the ham set aside for lunchtime sandwiches? Don't we feed you enough?"
* No. Hungry. Had to go hunting for breakfast. * By now, I was feeling grumpy about it.
"The cooking staff forgot to set aside some meat for you?" Cat asked, finally catching up with his brother.
* No seat at the table too. *
"Ah, crap," Cat grimaced. "I'll take care of that right now."
* Forget it. I'll go eat somewhere else. * I turned and walked over to the front door. * open! * I shouted at the door and left. I didn't bother to shut it behind me.
"What was that all about?" a bewildered Willam asked his older brother.
"She's really sensitive about when we have meals and forget to leave her a place so she can be sociable," replied Cat from the open doorway. Then he sighed. "That makes her grumpy. Then the kitchen staff this morning obviously forget to set some raw meat out for her. The result is a hungry and grumpy mountain cat. It's at least the third time since we've arrived that we've forgotten to leave her a seat at the table that she can sit on. We may not see her for the rest of the day. It depends on how much she needs to sulk before she comes back. She usually goes hunting when this happens."
"That's not good," Willam said. "Father Garshom wanted to consult with both you and her. I guess it will have to wait until this evening."
Advertisement
- In Serial29 Chapters
The Roads Unseen
The Roads Unseen is a story of two sisters, magic, and tragedy. Of adventure, exploration, and myth. ~-~-~-~ Tammy and Teresa Aufrey didn’t have many expectations when their grandfather died. Knickknacks, clutter, and memories filled the house; a lifetime’s worth of belongings to work through before classes started. But when they cleaned out the secret room under the stairs, they found something unbelievable: magic. Their first steps into the unseen world were anything but smooth, however… Separated by an unfathomable distance, watched by flames and wings and ash-grey eyes, the two delve into a world they never knew existed. One turns to nature, the Fae, and their Grandfather’s dark legacy, desperate to fix the worst mistake of her life. The other, lost, afraid, and powerless, is desperate to survive. With no other choice, she turns to the only power she has left: Blood. ~-~-~-~ As a note; the story will be at least partially LitRPG. The tag isn't added yet because those aspects aren't coming up until a few arcs further in than the story currently is. Current update schedule is ~ 5 PM central time on Fridays. Still working on updating the main wordpress site, link will go up when it's ready.
8 205 - In Serial18 Chapters
Dominantion of The Greatest Sovereign
In the year 2050 the new VRDMMORPG [ SYLDANDRA ] was released. Kamiya Sakaido is a Shut in-neet guy who loves to play solo through out the game. He used to have a guild but unfortunately all the guild members left. He closed his guild and played as one man guild and created NPC that could even match up to the top players to protect his dungeon where his guild is built. Through out the years he brought his guild to the top and gained all the glory even though his alone. But one day when he took some rest after being tired fighting a boss, An unpredictable phenomena has occurred and he woke up in a strange place. What would now happen to Sakaido in that world? Let us watch and follow Sakaido as he Dominates the world!!... --------------------- Note: I didn't own the art on my cover so it's not actually the MC but I think it can represent him for now. And this is my first time writing a story so sorry in advance for the common mistakes that I'll make.
8 200 - In Serial6 Chapters
Nend Ardhon Chronicles
In a future not so far away, a young female pilot was flying back to her home Planet transporting the junior team of Chess, that was returning victorious from a Galaxy tournament.Upon being hit by a small meteorite, she had to do an emergency landing on a moon of a desertic Planet. With all her effort and resolution, she managed to land everyone safely, except for her. A huge chunk of metal was stuck on her chest and the team’s Teacher held her hand on her last breath.When she woke up, she was surrounded by darkness. Reaching out with her hands, she felt a surface that she scratched. A hole opened, that she made bigger and bigger. Around her, water everywhere. In front of her, was a big smiling Dragon. That was when the young pilot noticed that she was reborn with claws and a tail. She was now a Water-Dragon. The chock of the events that followed her exit from the egg, blocked her former life memories.Join Byia Calla on her new life as a Water-Dragon. Will her memories help her in her new life? Or will they become a burden too difficult to endure?
8 125 - In Serial15 Chapters
Huntress (completed)
'It's not about what I can or can't do. It's about what I have to do.' A monster lurks in the forest. To protect her village, a huntress decides to hunt the monster.
8 117 - In Serial41 Chapters
Did You Call Me Love? - Taekook Love Story.
The famous idol singer, V, seems to have a boyfriend. But nobody has seen him yet. They only see the hickies and and sometimes hears the sound of them being made.Start - 07/05/2020.End - 18/07/2020.Ranked #1 in vkook on 21/11/2021 A/N - story line is all mine. Apologies if any resemblance to another story. Photo credit to rightful owners. Cover done by @973_dany ❤All the names and events are purely fiction. No disrespect meant for anyone.First few chapters might be bit boring but if you can move pass that, I assure you the storyline is good. This story will have mature themes. So read at your own risk. But no matter how bad things will get, it'll all end well. Happy reading. 💜💜
8 114 - In Serial31 Chapters
I Only Want One
Natalie was raised in a world where there is nothing more sacred than the mate bond. She lived with that belief all of her life, but when one of her mates destroys her trust and their bond, she can't do anything about it because rejecting him would reject his twin as well.But she only wants one.---------------------------------------------------"If you don't like it, reject me. I can think of someone who would be happy to be your choice mate." I spit at him and he stops pacing to face me. "I don't want to reject you, Natalie. I want you. As our mate and our Luna. We're twins. We're a packaged fucking deal." He snarls and I shake my head, crossing my arms over my chest and squaring my shoulders. "I don't care." I say. "I only want one."
8 210

