"h-hewwo?" kokichi yelled out into the abyss.

"die." a voice yelled out

"n-nani? that is not... kawaii" kokichi responded back to mystery person

"lol weeb" the mysterious person said.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A WEEB ILL HAVE YOU KNOW I AM 666% JAPANESE YOU LITTLE BITCH SEND ME UR ADDRESS FIGHT ME OUTSIDE OF WENDYS" kokichi screemd.

"... i- you are an idiot, kokichi" the voice said

"WHOMST THE FUCK HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME" kokichi screeched

"w-we live together kokichi." the voice said

"oh hi kaito" kokichi replied

"n-no. itS SHUICHI YOU FUCKING IDIOT" shuichi scREECHED

"oh hi desu nya~~ :3" kokichi

"kokichi. i regret ever meeting you." shuichi stated

"no thats wrong" kokichi yelled

"what" shuichi said

"what" kokichi said

"deatg" shuichi cried out

"oh okay 😎😎😎" kokichi said, being cool.

"tge fuck how do you add emojis in a verbal conversation" shitchi asked

"because why not lol xd" cockichi said

"teehee oh okay thats alright 😎😂👌" sushi replied

"i hate you. emojis are the worst" kokichi yelled

"didnt you use them like two seconds ago" shuichi asked

"ironically." kokichi blankly stated

"HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED I USED THEM IRONICALLY" kyoko kirigiri screamed i mean what that said shuichi

"sheesh, no need to get so worked up!" kokichi yelled

"do you wanna die" mak-shuichi said

"yeah" kokichi replied

"relatable." shuichi agreed, nodding

"lets die together" kokichi said

"k" replied shoe

then they both died the end