《oumasai/saiouma oneshots (wont continue)》some shitpost filler cuz i wanna update
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"h-hewwo?" kokichi yelled out into the abyss.
"die." a voice yelled out
"n-nani? that is not... kawaii" kokichi responded back to mystery person
"lol weeb" the mysterious person said.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A WEEB ILL HAVE YOU KNOW I AM 666% JAPANESE YOU LITTLE BITCH SEND ME UR ADDRESS FIGHT ME OUTSIDE OF WENDYS" kokichi screemd.
"... i- you are an idiot, kokichi" the voice said
"WHOMST THE FUCK HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME" kokichi screeched
"w-we live together kokichi." the voice said
"oh hi kaito" kokichi replied
"n-no. itS SHUICHI YOU FUCKING IDIOT" shuichi scREECHED
"oh hi desu nya~~ :3" kokichi
"kokichi. i regret ever meeting you." shuichi stated
"no thats wrong" kokichi yelled
"what" shuichi said
"what" kokichi said
"deatg" shuichi cried out
"oh okay 😎😎😎" kokichi said, being cool.
"tge fuck how do you add emojis in a verbal conversation" shitchi asked
"because why not lol xd" cockichi said
"teehee oh okay thats alright 😎😂👌" sushi replied
"i hate you. emojis are the worst" kokichi yelled
"didnt you use them like two seconds ago" shuichi asked
"ironically." kokichi blankly stated
"HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED I USED THEM IRONICALLY" kyoko kirigiri screamed i mean what that said shuichi
"sheesh, no need to get so worked up!" kokichi yelled
"do you wanna die" mak-shuichi said
"yeah" kokichi replied
"relatable." shuichi agreed, nodding
"lets die together" kokichi said
"k" replied shoe
then they both died the end
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