《ANYTHING FOR YOU》THE CHARACTER REPORT
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at badnaam tea stall
SS: cheete yaar teri nazar me koi badhiya sa....
billu: ladka .... ladka dhoond rhi hn aap santosh ji
iqbaal: le cheeta bhai tera patta cut
CC: santuji santuji humse badhiya ladka aapko kahan milega (blushing in his style)
Sunny chadda(SC): yaha milega santosh ji
CC: aye tu fir aa gya ... or vha kaha baith rha h ... tumse bole hn na santu ji se do gaj ki doori bana kr rakha kro
SC: mai kyu door rahu ... tu door reh ... santosh ji aap jisko dhoondh rhi hn vo banda mai hu
CC: hum hn
SC: mai
CC: hum
SS: to tum dono me se kon aa rha h mere Quarter me
CC and SC: quarter me... ??/
SS: haa meri almaari ka darwaja tichuk tichuk kr rha h to mujhe ek carpenter ki zaoorat hai
billu and iqbaal: capenter
CC and SC: chup
PS and KS came on bike
Cheetosh: jai hind madam
PS: he bhagwaan maar hi daalengi kisi din aap hume .... kitni baar kaha h dheere chalaya kriye
KS: dheere hi to chalate hn pushpa ji... orr aapko itna dikkat h to auto se kahe nahi aa jaati
PS: kharcha bachate h hum vrna aapka kya h...
KS: to kya mtlb h aapka hum bahut jada kharcha krte hn .... hum ghar chala nahi paate???
PS: humne aisa kab kaha
SS: lekin mtlb to vhi hua na pushpa ji
CC: santuji santuji please
PS: vaise kuch galat nahi kaha humne
"jai hind maddamsir" , SS,CC alerted them by saluting
KS,PS: jai hind maddam sir
HM: jai hind jai hind .... kya chal rha h
SS: vhi maddam sir jo roz chalta h saas bahu ki behes
haseena laughed slowly while KS glared at SS
KS: kuch nii.. ms aaiye chaai pijiye.... badnaam chaai laao sabke liye
HM: hume kuch kaam h KS ... aap log pijiye
KS: aaj badnaam ne boht badhiya chaai banaya h pee kr to dekhiye
HM: aisa h kya ..ab aap keh rhi hn to pee lete hn
PS: aaj sooraj kaha se nikla hai
SS: sooraj to hamesha east se hi nikalta h na pushpa ji
billu: kisne police banaya tumko
CC: uff ye masoomiyat santuji santuji pushpa ji ka kehne ka mtlb hai aaj karishma madam itne pyaar se kahe baat kr rhi hn haseena madam se
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SS: ohhh
KS: kya baatein chal rhi h aap logo ki???
SS: vo pushpa ji keh rhi thi ki....
PS: kuch nahi.. kuch bhi to nahi keh rhe the hum
" aaj madam sir se baat kr lenge.. bss badnaam ne chaai acha bnaya ho", kS thinks in mind
HM: kya soch rahi hn karishma singh???
KS: kuch nahi ms
SS: karishma madam soch rhi hongi ki aapki shadi kab hogi ms
everyone glared at SS... while haseena gets a call
" ji ammi................. ammi humne kaha na aapse hume nahi krni h abhi shaadi............................. arre aap itna overreact kyu kr rhi hn.............................. achha thik h mil lenge bataiye kab milna h.................... thik h ..... khuda haafiz
SS: ammi ?? shaadi k liye??... unka pareshan hona bhi jaayaz h ms .. aapki umar ho gyi h ab (everyone glared) .. shaadi ki !!! shaadi ki umar ho gyi h na aapki
KS: ama bhakk... chup nai baith skti thodi der tum
"kiski shaadi ki baatein chal rhi hn hame bhi to bataiye" , DSP sir said coming
jai hind sir.. everyone saluted
"jai hind".... "MS ki shaadi ki baatein chal rhi h yaha sir", SS added
" haseena ji aap shadi kr rhi hn hame bataya nahi aapne", AS asked being possesive
"aapko kahe bataengi ms ", PS taunts AS ..." aapne to hmare saare baraatiyo ko dharamshala m thehraaya tha ... bechara hmara lalla"
"pushpa ji band kriye apna radio", kS said being irritated...
SS: vaise ms aap mujhe to apni shaadi m bulayengi hi ... mai lenhenge wale ko phone kre de rhi
HM: arrre
billu: aapki yaad aayegi ms... ab mujhe karishma madam se kaun bachaega
iqbaal and badnaam: hume bhi ms
KS: ayee chupp
CC: haa ms hum na aapke liye ek tho na aise farewell party bhi rakhenge
HM: arre lekin
PS: lekin ms shaadi kab h tayyariyon m to kaafi waqt lagta h na
HM: arre chup ho jaiye aap sab ... humari koi shadi fix nahi hui h... hum bss ladke se milne jaa rhe hn
AS: lekin agr aapko ladka pasand aa gya to
KS: ama to kr lengi na ms shaadi usse aapko ka dikkat h anu bhaiya
HM: vaise aap yaha sir ??.. kuch kaam tha???
AS: ji... aap to jaanti hi hn chunav nikat hain isiliye uska prachaar joro shoro se chal rha h.. isiliye hum chahte hn ki...
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SS: ms bhi chunav m khadi ho jaayein???
billu: (looking at SS) baap re so intellingent
CC: uff ye maasoomiyat santuji santuji ms kaise chunav m khadi ho skti hn bhala ... vo to police me haina pehle se hi
HM: ho gya aap sab ka.. sir aap kuch keh rhe the!!
AS: ji hum keh rhe the ki kal ek chunav prachar ki rally nikalni h to uchh vibhag se orders aaye hn ki aapki kal team neta ji netaji ki suraksha k liye karyrat rhe...
SS: kya sirr car rath
billu: arre karyrat .. mtlb working!! working!!
AS: shukriya shreeman.
HM: ji sirr thik hai
AS: kisi bhi prakar ki koi chook nahi honi chahiye HM..
HM: ji sir
AS: to hum jaayein haseena ji
PS: (to ks) dekha dekha ms ki permission k bina nii jayenge
KS: ha dekha
HM: ji sir
everyone saluted and AS left
at the end of the day.. everyone was wrapping up their work while karishma went to haseena's cabin
" ji karishma singh kahiye kuch kaam tha??" , haseena asked her gesturing her to sit
" haa .. nahi vo ... hum to bss yuhi milne aaye the aapse", karishma replied hesisatingly
haseena goes to her window and ordered two cup tea to badnaam
" ab boliye ks kya baat h bejhijhak kahiye", HM asked while having tea
" vo ms hum ye keh rhe the ki hum aapko kaise lgte hn", KS asked
"ji "??? .... ... " nii hmara mtlb hai ki ek police officer ki tarah aap hamare baare m kya sochti hn"
" umm.. aap boht garam dimag wali hn lekin ek boht hi zyada imandaar officer hn... haa gussa jaldi aata h aapko lekin apni vardi se boht mohabbat h aapko... haa hmare khyaalat kabhi nai milte magar aapke khyalat kabhi galat bhi nahi hote... haa aapke tareeke sahi nahi hote magar aapke iraade hamesha sahi hote hn" , HM answered
" aapne to confuse kr dia humko ms ... ye hmara tareef tha ya fir..."
" humne sirf vhi bola h jo humare dil me hai ks... lekin aap aaj achank humse ye kyu pooch rhi hn"
" ab aap hi dekhiye na hum aaj kal kitna badal gye hn ,... saiyam se kaam le rhe hn"
"to ooo ??'' ...... " to ms humko lgta h ki aapko na hmara character report de dena chahiye ... jisse ka h ki hmara bhi ruka hua promotion clear ho jaayega ... firr hum bhi na SHO bnke hmare thana ko apne treeka se .. hmara mtlb h prem or saiyam se chalaenge", KS added
" ohh ...iska mtlb h aap jaana chahti hn yaha se!!... hmm .. thik h.... dekhte hn" , HM said Disheartedly... as she cannot imagine life without her.. she don't wanna let her go anywhere ... the sadness is clearly visible in her face which everyone was watching from the gate..
PS: ye karishma ji bhi na
" thik h hum chalte hn ms .. jai hind!!!"... "hmm jai hind" ,
karishma went outside.." chaliye pushpa ji late ho rha h.. aapke lalla wait kr rhe honge
"humko maddam sir se kuch kaam h hum aate hn aap hmara wait kriye baahar"..
PS went to HM's cabin and found her lost in her thoughts...
" maddam sir" , Hm came out of her thoughts..." ji .. ji pushpa ji kahiye"
"aap pareshan hn ms??" .... " nhi .. nahi toh.. hum kyu pareshan honge pushpaji... abhi to thane m koi naya case bhi nhi h" , HM replied with a fake laugh
" aap saari duniya ko ullu bana skti hn hume nhi ms... aap karishma ji ki baat se pareshan h na??" .... " nahi pushpa ji hum bhala kyu pareshan hone lge .... ye to achhi hi baat h na ki unka promotion ho jaayega .... aur(laughed).. aur unka humse peecha bhi chhoot jaayega", tears were there in the corner of her eyes but she covered them with her fake chuckle
" to aap reh lengi unke bina... yaad nahi aaegi aapko unki", PS asked again
"ji hum reh lenge ... ".... " kitna jhooth bolengi maddam sir.. aapki aakhein padh kar is waqt koi bhi aapke dil ka haal bata skta h"
this time HM couldn't control , " to kya krein pushpa ji ... hum itne selfish bhi nahi hn ki unka promotion na hone de... agr vo jaana chahti hn to hum kon hote hn unhe rokne wale!.. unki khushi se badhkr kuch bhi nahi h ... hum bhi nahi.... aap please... jaaiye pushpaji ", she asked her to leave bcuz she knew that she could not hold herself and can cry anytime
PS: thik h ms .. jai hind
but little did they know that someone is listening them from outside.... none other than our Santosh sharma... ab pet me dard to hona hi h..!!!
so that's it for today !!!! hope you all liked it and don't forget to press the little star button and comment down your ideas too if you have any!!! till then take care..!!!!!
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