《Exiled And Conqueror》4. I Approve
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"Oba-san! Two bean breads please!" I give the most dazzling smile I can give. Too bad, she can't see it since I wear a mask.
"Ara, Machiru-chan. Here you go~ You can eat here yanno? I will give you extra if you do that." I sweated.
It seems that bread oba-san's trying to took off that mask the moment she saw me. And somehow, she won't buy the 'I have scar on my face' excuse. It seems that she has a high level lie detecting ability.
Truly, a middle age woman's instinct is exceptional. It gives shiver.
"Maybe for some other time."
The plump lady just pout in dissastification. "Ya have to okay~ Here, some extra on the house." She wink at me as I bid her goodbye.
It's been 2 days since I have started my new life. And I met a lot of nice people.
Mum, this place is nice!
I greet a lot of passing citizen and adventurer. Somehow, after the whole ninja pervert incident. I became quite famous here.
I hummed and I spotted a brown haired girl that looks really familiar.
"Cynthia-neesan!" I waved my hand. It's the nice female officer that saves me from the old pervert.
Once she saw me, she stride in great speed. shrinking the distance between us.
"Wassup, Want some bread?" I tried to offer her the bag but she just shook her head.
"Thank goodness you're alright." She sighed.
Now that I look at her, she is sweating with her heaved breath, her smooth face is coloured in pink. Her sweat makes duo gigantic peaches looks visible underneath her uniform. Making her to be a ero manga heroine.
'Damn, I'm craving for some fruit now.' But when I realized that fruit is expensive, I got rid of the idea.
"Listen-"
'Woohoo~ Just look at those peaches, I judge it SS class."
"Escape-"
'Tch, those peaches who crush poor maiden, and attracts hungry monkey. I bet the male guard that's with her need to contol the beast down there.'
"Now-"
'See, looks at how the peach mocks me. Jiggly jiggly jiggly boing, boing~'
"Machiru-chan!" I snapped back from the peach realm when the owner of the glorious peach shouted.
"Are you listening?!" She gives me a questioning look. I nodded while staring at those peaches.
"Why are you still staring at my chest?!"
"I can't remove my sight from it somehow..." Looking at those makes me hungry somehow... But not in that way. You perv.
"Well anyway, I will repeat it again!" She hold her breath
"The pervert has escape from the cell!"
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So from what Cynthia-neesan. That old man has somehow become oddly behaved in his cell. In 2 days without food, one of the guard is worried and approach him. But the old man turned into a log the moment he touch him. Leaving a letter says.
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'Fool, ye got trolled. LOL. '
Cynthia-neesan offered me to stay with her for a while, but I kindly reject. I don't want to trouble someone if possible.
Well, if I want to be honest. I do kind of expect that. As expected of the master of escape and illusion.
Hmm.... I should think of countermeasure. I have experience dealing my perverted brother.
"Mia... Lately my hanged underwear went missing..." Some passerby's coversation just caught my ear.
"Yes... Me too, and I feel something's been watching me when I took a shower." A voluptous Onee-san sighed in worry.
Time by time, I can hear a lot of voluptous and sexy Nee-san's worried about one similar thing. Hmm~ It's worse than I thought.
"Uuu...." A girl in her 11 was crying. A cute loli!
"What's wrong?" I asked her.
"Some shadow just touch me in weird place!"
Something snapped in my head
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"Wha- PUT ME DOWN!" I'm just expressionlesly stare at the old pervert who was hanged upside down.
It was simple, really.
Putting an ero manga that I draw for fun for bait. This fellow just fall into such an old fashioned tricks. And I immediately spray anesthetic on his nose so he won't retaliate as I roped his entire body(don't ask how I do it and how I get such item).
"Hey~ Pervert Jii-san." I'm removing a cover below the jii-san's head which shows a pretty deep hole(Again, don't ask how I can get this hole).
"Do you know Tsurushi?" He shook his head.
"It's a torture method that the victim was hung from the cross beam of a gallows, head downward, into a pit five or six feet deep. The body was tightly bound in order to slow down the circulation of the blood. The holes were sealed off with planks about the victim's loins. The pits were often partly filled with offal. There in those black holes many hung for as long as a week, exuding blood from mouth and nostrils, maddened by the fearful pressure on the brain, until death released them from almost unsupportable anguish." I opened the hole that is beneath that pervert.
"In short?"
"I will hung you upside down inside the hole I made and leave you there and wait until all your blood gushed out from your eyes, mouth, ears, and nostril altogether~" I slowly lower him to the ground. He is lighter than I thought.
"Wait! You're just a little girl right?! Won't it be taumatizing if you do stuff like this?!" He keeps shaking but it's useless. He can't escape.
"I can tolerate almost everything, you damn pervert." I look at the trash.
"A bitch exiled me, my retarded father disown me without batting an eye, My friend betray me, a pathetic prince and his pathetic friend just make me seems more pathetic than them. And guess what? I don't actually give a shit." I slowly lower him inside the hole.
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"But I can't stand if someone molest the loli. As a part of loli police force, I will condemn you."
I don't care if he targeted a voluptous nee-san since he's a man, and I can understand. Even I want to stare that beautiful peaches. But loli is a completely different story.
Loli is a sacred, pure angel that has descended in this world to soothe us, the filthy and tainted creature.
For someone that dared to land their dirty hands on the loli has to die. Painfully.
"WAIT! I know there were rumours but I swear, I never targeted any of them! I just aim for a voluptous Nee-san."
I stopped the rope.
"Your testimony?"
Andddd his mouth was sealed and his head is dripping sweat. A proof of guiltiness.
"Goodbye~" I smiled beautifully, too bad he can't see it because I wear a mask.
"Wai-"
"."
And I can hear the scream from the city.
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I immediately run to check for the loud scream and mannn I regret doing that.
A black coloured tentacle monster that is easily 20 feet in size. With a head that's shaped into things that you better close your eyes or it will be unpure.
"KYAAHHH IT'S LEWDIOUS." A male guard screamed in tone of despair.
"MOMYYY SPARE MEEE." A female guard fall into her knees.
"It's Lewdious." The perverted ninja was behind me. I released him thinking that he might be convenient for protection.
"Wow, even the name sounds lewd." I still stared at the despaired guard.
"It's a rare monster that has a strong attacks and unparaleled techniques. Mostly harmless, but it's a perverted monster that it's action towards you will scarred you mentally for life."
"Maybe the guards has some past with this monster, since it always harass a liitle kid."
I look at the monster and I look at him back.
"Oh look, you found you're spirit animal~" I cheerfully pointed.
"..." The old man were speechless.
"*cough* So as I say, I'm innocent. I never touch a little girl. It's that monster's fault"
"Really? Your pervertness seems like they don't care about age, tho? I mean you ever harass 13 years old me once." And his face was shocked.
"You're 13?! But you're developed tho?!"
"I'm legit 13."
He immediately crouched down and do dogeza.
"Forgive me!"
"Well, I forgive you since you call me a mature nee-san. But still won't change the fact that you ever messed with other innocent loli, you pedophilic pervert."
And his face twitched in annoyance.
"Hmmph! Let me show it to you youngster!" He triumphantly step forward.
"I master Kuroi of the shadow knife clan will show my innocent!"
"" The moment he said that a dozen of floating chain restrained the monster.
He opened his mouth "Yes, I do like loli."
"BUT NOT IN THAT WAY!" He took out his dagger.
"" The knife he throwed multipled and stabbing the monster simultanously.
"LOLI IS SACRED PURE ANGEL THAT HAS DESCENDED IN THIS WORLD TO SOOTHE US, THE FILTHY AND TAINTED CREATURE."
"THEY ARE TO BE ADMIRED, NOT TO BE TOUCH. BECAUSE-"
He did the finishing blow by igging his hand on the core of the tentacled.
It exploded and created a rain of monster goo.
In that manly rain, he shout out this manly declaration.
"YES LOLI, NO TOUCH!"
I was driven to tears.
"Comrade! I was wrong about youuu" He is the epitome of manliness. Even my heart was thumping for an old man like that.
"Now will you learn ninja path so this old man can rest in peace on heaven?"
"You should have said that serious stuff in the first place so I can help you. But yes, of course!"
We joint hand. And the unbreakable relationship between master and disciple were formed that day.
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In the castle of Arcana kingdom.
A single former baroness, which has become the duchess was sitting on the balcony, watching the entire view of the kingdom.
A man which is the prince of the kingdom appeared behind her, with his beautiful emerald eyes only looks at her, only her.
Gently smile, he wrapped his beloved into tight embrace. Feeling each other's heat in this cold weather.
"C- Christopher-sama?" The new duchess was flustered, her cheeks eas red.
"Shh..." Prince Christopher hussed her slowly.
"Drop the honorifics. I told you to call me 'Chris', right?" He sweetly whispered on her ear. Which make her twitch in suprise. Her face was red
"R- Right, haha~ Sorry." The prince smiled at her carefree laugh that always soothe his heart. Now that the bitch that disturb her smile has gone, he can see her like this everyday.
"I will love you, and only you. My beloved Angelina."
"Buu~ I thought I told you to call me Angel."
He just laugh. "My bad."
"Hey Chris." Her pinkish eyes look behind the person who embrace her.
"Yes darling?"
"I will go somehere. I have something to do there, will you go with me?" The prince blinked, it's rare for her to be willfull.
"Where?"
She turned her head so the prince won't see her face, her face suddenly turned twisted in maliciousness, no trace of her innocent left behind.
She smirked.
"The capital of Everine."
Machiru was unaware.
That there were one hidden capture targets who lived in that capital
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