We randomly appeared in a dark hallway that was dark. It was dark. It also smelled like dead goat with a hint of cinnamon.

Then a goat mommy came up to us. She was holding a pie with red blotches all over it.

Hello ugly children!! she said. Would you like some cinnamon-asgore pie?

Why does it smell like a decaying goat in here? asked red.

I baked my ex-goat-husband into a pie. she said. Would you like some?

no

said red

ooh yum said pig. ill have some.

the goat lady held the pie down to his ugly face level. he ate the whole thing and then he started barfing. then the goat lady for some reason bent down and licked his barf off of the floor.

(i am trying not to choke on grape juice and laughing)

then the goat lady exploded and then red and i were blown out of the gross smelly dark hallway and landed in the book club randomly.

Okay were finally here. i said. lets put in the super letters or whatever.

i threw the ds at the giant 'super computer' and it cracked the screen. the super letters appeared on the screen:

B

E

O

B

E

S

E

BE OBESE

Thats how we stop the brainwasher! i said. by being obese like pig!

okay then. said red. she used her basket of useless knowledge to create a cake the size of my head. Very large.

5 min l8r

we now are very fat and we look like big bouncy balls. we rolled through the door, smashing the wall in the process. we rolled all through Storybook Villag. (no i did not make a typo its supposed to be storybook villag)

We smashed everything.

We did it! i said. We killed the brainwasher!

We also killed everyone else in storybook villag! said red. Oh well.

then we sumo wrestled until we died.

THE END

PS this is wyatt's ghost writing this :D

i have mental problems

THE END.