"Could you finally tell me, why you wanted us here? I mean I know already. Could you confirm it?" Kyle asks, walking up to us.

"Why weren't you in school today?" Butters asks.

"Therapy. Now, Stan. Would you be so kind as to confirm, why we're here?" Kyle asks.

"Well. I mean, I thought, since it's a pretty day and all," Stan says.

"You did not think that. You asked me, if it was a nice day. You had a plan before that," Butters says.

"Well... I thought... as weird as it is. I... fuck," Stan says.

"Do you want me to take over?" Kyle asks, smiling.

"Yes! Yes... thank you," Stan says.

"Alright then," I say, leaning against the wall.

"Stan meant to tell you the same I meant to tell you... fuck, that I-oh my fucking God! I actually can't fucking do it!" Kyle says.

"Are we gonna fuck or not?" I ask, smirking.

Butters laughs, turning all our eyes onto him.

"If you're not gonna say it, I will," Butters says.

"Butterfly is the only one out of you with guts," I say.

"Shut up. Anyway. I like all of you and Style meant to say the same thing, but got too fucking scared. That's it," Butters says.

"Oh cool," I say.

"I mean, sure, I like you all too. Why was it an issue? Why is it so hard to say?" I ask.

"Then why didn't you tell us whenever it started?" Stan asks.

"I thought I was giving enough hints. I didn't know your view on polyamory. I mean, there is a reason I keep talking about fucking you, I just don't keep it up with the same person. That would make them think that I really love them," I say.

"I love, how Kenny just assumed we noticed. Like. I might have caught the most. Still. How the fuck were we supposed to know he was giving hints?" Kyle asks.

"Why didn't you say anything?" I ask.

"I've lived my life with the thought that my best friends are off limits. Stan with Wendy, you with whoever you were with. Leo didn't join the gang enough time ago for me to know shit about his sexuality," Kyle says.

"That sound like it's been a long time," Stan says.

"6 and a half years. Fuck you all," Kyle says.

"Is it too late to say 9 years? I just hid it until we were 11 or so," I say.

"2 years. Or Kenny like 4 years," Butters says.

"3 years," Stan says.

"Fuck both of you, I thought I was seeing hints like 4 years ago. I'm so glad I didn't do anything," Kyle says.

"Yeah. Holy shit that'd been awkward," Stan says.

"But no actual way! You were telling me you loved Kyle from like 5!" I say.

"I mean, I never actually thought about it, could be possible," Stan says.

"And I swear, you mentioned liking Stan, when we were 7! Both of you are fucking lying assholes," I say, pointing at Kyle.

"Could be possible. I don't know shit... if it's like that, I've liked you for far longer than from, when I was 10-11," Kyle says.

"For 11 years if that's the case," Kyle says.

"Years?" I ask.

"That's far over half of my life. Considering I'm 17... holy shit," Kyle says.

"Yeah, holy shit," I say.

"So. How are we going to go about this?" Kyle asks.

"Like this whole we all like each other thing? Um. I don't know," Stan says.

"You're fucking idiots," I say.

"If we had an open relationship, would any of you mind?" Butters asks.

"Who have you got?" Kyle asks.

"Nobody. I'm more thinking it's restricting, which is never a good thing," Butters says.

"I mean, I'm not against it," Stan says.

"Me neither," Kyle says.

"I like the idea. Cheating is a really big deal in relationships, which is so fucking stupid anyway. But yeah, cheating would break us up, I'm pretty sure," I say.

"Okay, that's good to know," Stan says.

"So. You all blue eyed fuckers wanna be my boyfriends?" Kyle asks.

"Why would I say no?" Butters asks.

"Of course," I say, smiling at Kyle.

"Just a weird question. Who was your first kiss?" Stan asks.

"Am I supposed to fucking remember, who I kissed, when I was four?" I ask.

"I mean. Might have been Bebe... or possibly some girl that moved away already... like, from kindergarten," Kyle says.

"I think it was Wendy," Stan says.

Butters just looks down at his feet.

"Kyle," he says.

"Wait a moment. Oh fuck, I didn't mean to. I'm so sorry, Leo," Kyle says.

"Geez. Am I so unattractive you didn't mean to kiss me?" Butters says, laughing just the slightest bit.

"No, I didn't know it was your first. I mean, I would've noticed, if I didn't immediately close the door in your face," Kyle says.

"That means you're a virgin," I say, pointing to Butters.

"I mean, I've never fucked with a girl. Basically a virgin," Kyle says.

"You're literally the opposite of me, I haven't fucked a guy, ever," Stan says.

"Non-binary, girls, guys, I've fucked them all," I say.

"Gotta fuck them all," Kyle says.

"Oh please yes, that would be a better show than gathering small monsters," I say.

"That's called hentai. There are thousands of different types. Take your pick," Kyle says.

"Hentai?" Butters asks.

"Oh fuck no! Lets not talk about hentai," Stan says.

"Isn't it basically anime porn? Or manga but still," Butters says.

"Yup," Kyle says.

"What? Do you watch?" I ask, laughing.

"Okay, I've seen it. Doesn't mean I watch it everyday and loved it," Kyle says.

"I mean, I could see you enjoying it," Stan says.

"I DON'T! I mean, fucking hell, I watch anime, yes, but I do not watch hentai. It's just not really my thing," Kyle says.

"Sure. I believe you," Butters says, sarcastically.

"I mean it! I found out about it because I watched Yuri on ice and thought finding more things alike to it would be fun... it was not. I found Korean manga," Kyle says.

"What's the problem with that?" I ask.

"Korean manga is really fucking messed up, if that one is to see by," Kyle says.