"Any of you up?" Kenny asks.

"Nooo. I'm asleep," I say sarcastically, turning to look at him.

"So am I. Now fucking shut up," Stan says.

"No. I wanna have a sleepover," Kenny says.

I sigh.

"Painting nails and all?" I ask.

"Yas!" Kenny says.

I sigh and put the nearest lamp on.

"This is going to be a long night," Stan says.

I sigh and take my nail polish from my bag.

"Why do you have-?" Kenny starts.

"Butters wanted some and i thought blue and green would be awesome to get. I have green, he has blue," I say.

"I've got mine on me," Butters says.

He throws his bag to me, which I catch very easily.

"Thanks, Leo," i say.

I get up.

"Okay. Who first?" I ask.

"I was joking," Kenny says.

"Shut up," I say.

Kenny sighs and I sit next to him.

"Revenge for hurting my sides, when you lifted me," I say.

First I lift him up so he is sitting. He looks surprised that I could do it.

"Did I hurt you?" I ask.

He shakes his head and I take his left hand.

"Blue fits better. Though I have to leave my special," I say.

Butters sighs.

"Nichole keeps saying it's, and I quote, 'Fucking awesome'. But I don't know about it," Butters says.

I roll my eyes, starting with making the middle finger green.

"Why?" Kenny asks.

"I put a symbol on the middle finger so people ask 'What's that?' And you have the right to show them the middle finger. It's my specialty according to Bebe," I say.

"Bebe?" Stan asks.

"What? She's a cool girl," I say.

"'Cool girl'? Kyle. What does 'cool girl' mean?" Stan asks.

"That she's fun. To be honest, Bebe is kinda one of those people that let you live a little and don't get offended, if you don't like something she tries to get you into. Plus, I'm her tutor sometimes. Wouldn't get away from her," I say.

"Nichole or Wendy 'cool girl'?" Stan asks.

"Nichole type of cool! Oh no no. I'd never have a crush on Bebe," I say.

"You did have a crush on Nichole," Stan says.

"I thought you were talking from your perspective. Bebe isn't my type and I am not her type. Plus, she hangs out with Kenny," I say.

"Don't pull me into this! But if I have to, Bebe and i are just friends. I mean, we've fucked and will do it whenever, but it's nothing more," Kenny says.

"I haven't fucked Bebe. I haven't even fucked... one of the girls," I say.

"Stan. If you're gonna allow jealous, what's going on with you and Wendy?" Butters asks.

He looks tired and honestly like he's had enough of Stan's bullshit.

"Yeah Stan. What's going on with Wendy?" Kenny asks.

I roll my eyes and look at the nails to see, if they're dry, getting on the middle fingers.

"Wendy and I? Well, complicated, to be honest with you," Stan says.

"Are you just friends?" Kenny asks.

I move on to Stan's nail, finding it funny that he isn't noticing it.

"She's my ex, I don't think it'll ever be a 'just friends' situation. Although we get along because we know each other so well. But I am not sure, if we are 'just friends' in the way you mean it either," Stan says.

"Fuck that bullshit. Getting dumped 11 times isn't enough for you?" Kenny asks.

"How many have you dumped? Probably more than the times she has dumped me," Stan says.

"Two. I've dumped two and the first time we agreed on it together, the second time the guy moved and we figured long distance wasn't going to work, even with an open relationship. Good idea, he was two years older and has a kid now, getting married. We wouldn't have had that. Plus, we were a thing for a month and I was not informed that he had far more going on than the rest of us. You didn't even meet him! If that isn't a shit relationship, I don't know, what is. Kyle. How many have you?" Kenny asks.

"Like people or how many time have I broken up? I've broken up 7 times, but dumped one person, which is my only serious relationship. Though today, I would find the fact it was from, when I was 13 to be slightly uncomfortable, when it was pretty adult like for me," I say.

"How was it? The relationship?" Stan asks.

"Three months, I dumped him with the knowledge that it was to avoid problems. No, he wasn't an adult, even a 13 years old would find that messed up. He was 14, almost fifteen, when it started. Turned 15 just days after we broke up," I say.

"Wait. What did he see in dating a person younger than him?" Stan asks.

"I was tall and, according to him, went for a 16 years old. That's the reason he talked to me, he thought I was 15 or 16, not that he minded me being 13, when he was 14. Anyway, it got messy after two and a half months and then it went 'bye bye'. Thank Goodness he wasn't from South Park, that would have been embarrassing," I say.

"Before anyone asks, I've dumped three people, although all of them were pretty much as middle school relationships as possible. Lasting like a week or two," Butters says.

"Leo has dumped the most out of all of us! Congratulations, you have the shittiest luck with finding love," Kenny says.

I roll my eyes, finishing Stan's nails without him even probably noticing that I even did anything.

"I wanted to ask, just to ask. What is the most awkward moment you've had in the locker rooms?" Butters asks.

"The time a teacher walked in on me fucking someone. Although I'd pay to see that face again," Kenny says.

"I haven't had anything big. The one my towel fell off and everyone stared?" Stan asks.

I laugh.

"Has to be the time I was fifteen-," I start.

Stan burst out laughing.

"The time you opened the door on someone masturbating?" Stan asks.

"Yes. The moment is like you yell at yourself in your mind 'Don't look down' and you just stare the person in the eyes," i say.

"What about you, Butterfly?" Kenny asks.

"Sorry Ken, but the locker room wasn't empty, when you started having sex in there. In fact, three times in a row," Butters says.

Stan falls off his bed laughing.