Yester day Smith got kicked out of her house by her husband, I didn't know she even had a husband, it was a big mistake to do it with her.

John: ok Mrs Smith how mutch money is in that house.

Smith: well I make one hundred dollars a day so I say about ten grand.

I then began typing in the calculation and her ex owe fifty grand.

John: ok he owes you fifty grand.

Smith: how are we gonna get it?

John: oh don't worry I know how.

Time skip to her ex husbands house.

John: ok we are gonna sneak into the window as soon as he leaves.

Smith: are you sure this is a good money.

John: yes, that fifty grand belongs to you smith.

I then saw Smith's ex leave the house and drove away.

We both sneak Into the house and I told her to go to where the money was at and i will go upstairs to steal a few thing before i hit the road, i was up stairs looking through drawers and i noticed there were fancy dresses in the closet, i then smiles and pulled out my knife.

smith's pov.

i was in my ex husbands office unlocking the safe, i got it open and took all the money and put half of the fifty grand in my bag, i was about to leave but my ex husband walked through the door and i knew what he was gonna do to me for stealing money.

johns pov.

i was cutting up dresses and i herd somebody coming up stairs, then a lady came up the staires and looked at me with anger.

lady: who are you?!

john: who are you?

lady: i am the owner of this house!

john: wrong answer!! my friend kuroko smith is the owner of this home, your the hoe ya aint got no power!

lady: thats it im calling the cops!

john: i aint scared of no po po, call the po po hoe, call the po po hoe!!

smiths pov.

he looked at me in anger and i started to shake with fear.

smith: please i just wanted my fifty grand that you owe me, ill just go!

husband: just go?!

he then grabbed ahold of me and got in my face.

husband: I DONT OWE YOU SH$T B1TCH!!!

johns pov.

lady: ill kick your a$$ i know karate!

john and i know whoop yo arse!!

we were about to fight but then i hear yelling down stairs.

john oh hell no!

i quickly ran down the stairs but once i found the room they were in the man was about to hit smith, so i pulled out my pistol and aimed it at him.

john: oh please do it please hit her i want to see you do it!!

lady: please don't hurt him!!

john: oh i aint gonna hurt him im gonna kill him for putting his hands on my best friend!

smith: john put the gun away!

john: ok but i ain't leaving until you get your half!

man: look just get out!

i then walk out of the room and went to the truck to start my bonus round.

I walked back Inside and I started my chainsaw.

Smith's pov.

I threw the money at him and I walked away, i then was about to leave but I saw John come in with a chainsaw.

smith: john what are you doing?

john: for the last time!

he started the chainsaw and my ex and his new wife came running in.

john: what half do you want, do you want this half or this half?!

REEV REEV!!

john: heheheh!

he then walked to the couch and cut the whole thing in half.

2 hours later.

both of us were sitting in a jail cell and waited for kimihito to bail us out.

john: ok i admit that was a stupid idea.

smith: ya think!

then we saw kimihito walk to the desk and paid the fine, the officer let us out and all three of us walked home.

timeskip back at the house.

as soon as we got to the door me, smith and kimihito saw something so unspeakable.

we saw rechenera wrapping up papi in a very sexual way.

miia: were sorry darling we tried to stop her!

centorea: she is very fast ya know.

john: ok i am just gonna go sheak on.

suu: john?

john: yes suu?

suu: what is a d!ck?

smith: it something you put into a va_

i quickly covered her mouth.

john: what she men't to say was suu is that its somthing for a rifle.

smith: really thats your best story?

john: whatever.

( chapter end)