I woke up by a sound of a gunshot in the house, I ran out if the room and as soon as I open the door there was a man holding a gun infrount of me.

He shot me in the chest and began bleeding out, then a spider like figure knocked him out and crawled up to me.

???: it's ok darling I'm here for you.

The figure then picked me up and then I blacked out.

2 hours later.

I woke up and it felt like there were ropes around me, I looked up and notice that I was upside-down, I had webs around me, I used my knife to break free and I landed on my back.

???: Awww your no fun.

I turn around and I saw what appeared to be a spider girl with very revealing clothes.

John: who are you?

Rechenera: my name is rechenera.

John: names John.

She then crawled to me.

Rechenera: your so cute I could eat you alive.

John: is that so?

I then walked right in front of her and came face to face with her, then all of a sudden the doors open and a bunch of orcs came in with guns.

Orc leader: Harrell you are going to pay for what you've done!

Rechenera grabbed me and swing away with her web like spider Man.

John: ok I have a plan, I need you to swing me over to that truck.

Rechenera: ok.

She swung me over and I got in and found a ak 74 in it, I put the truck in reverse and leaned out the window and fired a couple of shots.

Orc leader: is that the best you got Harrell?!!

BLAM BLAM!

John: oh really?!

I then fired a full clip into him causing him to blead out.

Then I herd sirens and the other orcs ran away, when they got here I saw the mon team.

John: about time you guys got here.

Smith: we were able to track you down and the person that shot you was supposed to be a assasination.

Manako: were glad your ok.

John: thanks guys, oh and thanks to the spider girl if it weren't for her I would have bleed out.

I then turned around and as I did that I accidentally stuck my face in between her brest.

John: whoops sorry.

Rechenera: now now if you wanted to touch them you have to ask~

john: sorry but I am in a relatio-

Smith: john I'm into harems.

John: ok may I-

Time skip back at the house

I walked in and as soon as I enter the door I saw a orc I side the house shooting at kimihitos bedroom, I grabbed the nearest gun and not noticing it was a pellet gun the orc turned around and aimed his gun at me.

Orc: seriously a pellet gun!

John: F×ck.

I pull out a sausage sandwich randomly.

Orc: put the damn thing down.. and bring me that sandwich!

I gave him a hell no face.

John: in not giving you my f×cking sandwitch!

An then pulled the trigger and all I herd was a click, he was out of ammo so I used my 115 shard to boost my strength and throw him outside and threw a hand grenade at him.

I closed the door and walked to the Room only to find kimihito hiding behind miia and she was holding my m1.

John: seriously?

Kimihito: sorry.

Miia: it's ok I'll protect you darling.

John: umm I just threw him out and he won't be coming back any time soon so now, I'm going to bed.

Miia: can you at le-

John: nope goin to bed!

(Chapter end)