《the adventures of john in monster musume.》chapter:7, 115.
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Johns pov.
Me and kimihito were having a bbq and zombina, papi, and Suu were the only ones here because Smith offered to watch them, 4 days ago there was a note that had really dark death threats on it.
Papi: for some odd reason this place is familiar.
John: isn't everything familliar ( mummbles)
Papi: what was that?
John: nothing.
Kimihito: so when are your american burgers gonna be done.
John: I just finished them.
I then placed the burgers on the buns and everybody grabbed one and sat down.
Zombina: hey john can we talk in private for a sec?
John: sure.
We went over next to a bush and she handed me a blue flowing rock.
John: woah what is this?
zombina: that is a 115 fragment, I brought one for you to keep you alive.
John: why?
Zombina: because we're both the same, and I'm doing it because I.
All of a sudden a giant tree fell on her.
John: sh#t are you ok.
Zombina: yeah don't worry this is nothing.
?????: WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
I then herd a pscycotic laugh coming from inside me.
????: well well you must be the one they told me about, you look like a weak human, if you are truly the one them let's see if you can stop THIS!!
then a giant tree monster came out of nowhere and tried to hit me with it's branched but I back flipped away before it could knock me over.
John: zombina I'll come back for ya later.
Zombina: it's ok you k ow what to do.
I pulled out my shot gun and fired at the beasts head. After it was stunned it's head split open and it revealed a girl and it looked like she wasn't happy.
????: FOOLISH HUMAN IF YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP ME JUST GIVE UP NOW, MY FRIEND PAPI IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU PATHETIC HUMANS!!
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John: wait papi the harpy?
????: HOW DO YOU KNOW HER, YOU KILLED HER DIDN'T YOU?!
john: no i-
????: YOU SHALL PAY FOR WJAT YOU DONE!!!
then a vine shot out of her and started squeezing me to death.
Papi:KII STOP!
I then looked over and saw papi.
Kii:papi?
Papi: yes I remember now, I now remember all the fun times we had, I am so deeply sorry.
I then saw a tear coming from kii's eyes.
She then lifted me up and slammed me down to the ground,
Kii: you now shall die!
Just then I herd a giant roar, I turned around and it was Suu but the size of godzilla.
John: RUUUUN ITS GODZILLA!!!
then out of nowhere kimihito jumped in.
Kimihito: it looks like Godzilla but due to international copyright laws it's not!
John: BUT STILL WE SHOULD RUN LIKE IT IS GODZILLA!!
kimihito: no it isnt.
Both:AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
But before we could run we were snagged by her tenticals and were raised up beside her.
I then noticed that her back was connected to a blue flowing tube.
John: 115?
Johns mind: ok kimihito is gonna lick her t#t while I break free and climb onto her back and slice the tubes and she should return to Normal.
John: ok kimihito here's the plan you lick and I slice.
Kimihito: no way harrell!
John: do it or your gonna suffer a most painful death!
Kimihito: fine but this is on you!
He then reached for her lower half.
John: not there, there!
I pointed to her chest.
As he was licking Suu help me break free and I sliced the tubes and the blue liquid sprayed everywhere.
John: SUU GRAB KIMIHITO!
She nodded and grabbed him, 8 grab the girl and I was luckily able to land safety onto a pile of leaves.
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I set her down and ran back to zombina.
John: ok I'm gonna get you out but your not gonna like it
I grabbed a c4 and planted it.
Zombina: how the he'll can you afford these things?!
I detonate it and the tree flew into the air, but before It could land down onto us I moved her out of the way and I ended up tripping and she ended up on top of me.
We both blushed and instantly hot of of me.
John: sorry about that.
Zombina: oh no it's fine.
Smith: hey you two!
John: how the he'll do you do that?!
Smith: what?
John: I'm about to go home and instantly your here.
Smith: that is a secret that nobody will ever know, anyways I finnaly figured out what makes liminals to berserk like that.
John: like what?
Smith: remember the river you crashed into?
John: yeah.
Smith: that was it, element 115.
John: so if element 115 makes them go berserk why didn't it make me and zombina go beserk?
Smith: I don't know, at least not yet.
Kohm: oh almost forgot is kii the one sending the threats?
Smith: no she can't even write.
Kii: hey Mr harrell?
John: yes?
Kii: I'm sorry for almost killing you.
John: aww it's ok I'm not dead is what matters, oh and smith, kimihito licked her t#t.
Smith: what?!
Kimihito: JOHN YOU ASSHOLE!
John: sorry man but me and zombina have a movie to catch, see ya.
(Chapter end)
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