《the adventures of john in monster musume.》chapter:2, papi the happy harpy?
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Funny opening.
We were at the dinner table and we were eating the good meat I always buy, or was it?
Kimihito: so John how was your day?
John: oh it was just awful, on the way to the store I hit a possum, I called animal control but they never showed up, so I've never made it to the store.
Then they both had a confused look on their faces.
Miia: then if you didn't make it to the store what are we eating?
I then paused for a moment.
John: something from the freezer, eat it up.
Next day.
I was sleeping and then I herd knocking at my bedroom door, I get up and opened it and it appears Smith was here.
John: oh hey smith, what can I do for ya?.
Smith: did you now hear miia screening for you in the morning.
John: no I had my headphones in at high voliume.
Smith: baka!
John: hey don't be rude!
Smith: whatever just come with me!
7 minutes later.
John: ok why are we in the park?
Smith: just watch.
I saw kimihito and miia standing next to a little blue harpy.
John: oh hello.
???: hi.
Kimihito: oh papi this is john, John this is papi.
John: oh hi papi.
Miia: so darling we should get you home you look awful.
Papi: what about me?
Smith: oh yeah about that, darling kun this is your new guest.
John: well that's funny.
Kimihito: shut it harrell!
Back at the house.
John: well that was fun, right kimihito?
Kimihito: I'm about to have her fly you in top of a building!
Smith: ok darling kun you should give her a bath.
They both then walk into the bathroo. But I'm surprised miia didn't get a reaction it of that.
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John: Smith should I tell her?
Miia: tell me what?
Smith: I don't know about that, are you sure.
John: yup.
Miia: what!
Smith: well knock yourself out.
John: ok miia, what do you think about papi alone in the bathroom with kimihito?
Miia: well she is only a child so what's the harm?
John: papi is the same age as you.
Miia: WHAA, BUT SHE IS SO LITTLE!!
smith: well harpy have to have light body's to fly.
miia: THAT DOES IT, DARLING I'M COMING IN!!
Me and Smith started laughing.
John: well that didn't last long.
Smith: it sure didnt.
We continued to laugh and papi came out of the bathroom and her hair was really messy.
John: how was that?
Papi: terror!
(Chapter end)
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