Funny opening.

We were at the dinner table and we were eating the good meat I always buy, or was it?

Kimihito: so John how was your day?

John: oh it was just awful, on the way to the store I hit a possum, I called animal control but they never showed up, so I've never made it to the store.

Then they both had a confused look on their faces.

Miia: then if you didn't make it to the store what are we eating?

I then paused for a moment.

John: something from the freezer, eat it up.

Next day.

I was sleeping and then I herd knocking at my bedroom door, I get up and opened it and it appears Smith was here.

John: oh hey smith, what can I do for ya?.

Smith: did you now hear miia screening for you in the morning.

John: no I had my headphones in at high voliume.

Smith: baka!

John: hey don't be rude!

Smith: whatever just come with me!

7 minutes later.

John: ok why are we in the park?

Smith: just watch.

I saw kimihito and miia standing next to a little blue harpy.

John: oh hello.

???: hi.

Kimihito: oh papi this is john, John this is papi.

John: oh hi papi.

Miia: so darling we should get you home you look awful.

Papi: what about me?

Smith: oh yeah about that, darling kun this is your new guest.

John: well that's funny.

Kimihito: shut it harrell!

Back at the house.

John: well that was fun, right kimihito?

Kimihito: I'm about to have her fly you in top of a building!

Smith: ok darling kun you should give her a bath.

They both then walk into the bathroo. But I'm surprised miia didn't get a reaction it of that.

John: Smith should I tell her?

Miia: tell me what?

Smith: I don't know about that, are you sure.

John: yup.

Miia: what!

Smith: well knock yourself out.

John: ok miia, what do you think about papi alone in the bathroom with kimihito?

Miia: well she is only a child so what's the harm?

John: papi is the same age as you.

Miia: WHAA, BUT SHE IS SO LITTLE!!

smith: well harpy have to have light body's to fly.

miia: THAT DOES IT, DARLING I'M COMING IN!!

Me and Smith started laughing.

John: well that didn't last long.

Smith: it sure didnt.

We continued to laugh and papi came out of the bathroom and her hair was really messy.

John: how was that?

Papi: terror!

(Chapter end)