um what^^^

sndhendbdn thank you vv much i am vv grateful that y'all are reading this inconsistent, impulsively published, slow and badly written mess of a story.

what im trying to say is im v grateful and yk what im just gonna scoot away.

enjoy :D

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2 months later

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the time in the town went by quickly as i quickly exterminated all the demon in the area with my Remington 7600.

the towns people started worshiping me after finding out that i was the one killing all the demons and made me a exotic shrine made of marble rock.

it stood tall among the sea of people as i sat there drinking the blood offered by the people of the town of Miyazaki.

btw Miyazaki's the place i moved to before Mutsuafu.

cool right?

i honestly don't know how i ended up here either but whatever.

the shelter provided me shade so i could see the days pass by.

at night i killed off any demon that tries to come close to this place and in exchange i receive a bit of blood every week.

they proly thought i was a demon/angel/messenger from hell or heaven (idk tbh) so they just accepted that i wanted blood.

i have no idea what goes through their heads tbh.

anyway idiots are feeding me blood so now i can survive without starving to death.

cool ig.

so here i am sitting in the middle of the marble structure (aka the worshipping temple) sipping the crimson red blood in a traditional japanese cup making me look like a normal person drinking tea (apart from the marble and people surrounding me).

rumours of me spread as a 'demon slayer' (ironic isn't it?) so people try to catch a glimpse of me but people just kinda blocked them?

idk either tbh but it works so horray?

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night

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"haha beep."

"yo wtf."

i looked up for the source of the voice only to see a wild mfkin feral white furred chihuahua.

i smacked my lips loudly in response as i got up, did a lil mini salute and dashed out of there🤩 uwu.

"djddnfbsm- FUCK! GET BACK HERE YOU BITCH! >:("

"I HAVE NO FEAR FOR DEATH ANYMORE SO FUCK YOU! >:)"

*lip bites cutely*

"grbdndnrms GRRRR."

"did this bitch just growl at me????"

and so the great chase of the feral dog and the random demon went down in history...

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(what am i doing😭)

9 hours later...

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"you done yet? :/"

"i'm *pant* not *pant* fucking *pant* done yet you insufferable bitch!"

"hmm mk."

"istg-"

"lmao suffer."

"jskzkbwbsn."

"okok wb we stop chasing each other and make peace?"

"um no fuck you."

"wow ok rude but you do realize that this entire town worships me as a protector so if you kill me it'll just make things more complicated. besides my existence is a benefit because i lower the death rates of people killed by demons in this area. killing me will do you less good than bad right?"

despite my explanation he seemed skeptical but i guess that was to expected.

i mean being told that demons are ruthless killers and trained to kill them does a lot.

one of his eyebrows raised in suspicion and impations- haha lol jkjk he has no eyebrows.

"and how should i trust you?"

vro i just gave you a bunch of proof pls-

"i literally gave you a bunch a proof wdm how should a trust you-"

"your a demon."

"this bitch- i will hit you with a chair if you don't stfu."

he gave me a unimpressed look and then said these exact words.

"try me."

so i did by snatching a chair from the house below me and chucking it at him.

sadly it only grazed him as my strength was literal trash compared to my speed like who made me broken in only speed.

"I STILL HIT YOU!"

"no."

i smirked and put a hand to my mouth in a mocking way

"you rly out here denying the truth with that face."

i then put a fake curious face.

"but i'm honestly curious. did your eyebrows escape from you because of your chihuahua lookin' ass? or was it because you horrible personality? would be nice enough to tell me?"

(reusing jokes😩✌️ i'm so original🤪🤪🤪)

the white haired male breathed in and out before jumping up and trying to kill me again.

"achaa. i guess i'll need to start the tag game again."

a small grin made its way up my face as i skipped away from the hashira.

"good thing i'm good at this!"

『六話のお終い』

lmao i went on omegle and someone put their dick on the camera i closed that tab faster than sonic like VROOM🏎

my friend was beside me but they didn't see. (lucky)

i'm officially traumatized :D