note: i'm not using caps anymore only for names and places.

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Y/n texted Inami about her situation and received 1267 notifications the next day.

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"tf is a iphone? it doesn't look anything like a phone at all."

"bitch you uncultured swine it is a phone your just too dumb to see it."

"no! it looks nothing like a phone! how does it even work?"

Y/n sigh praying that she could call people in this generation.

"give me your number."

"ok... it's *Bleep cause I can't think of anything*."

she quickly typed in the number praying it work so she can brag that she was right.

luckily for her the phone started ringing as Yushiro looked at her in disbelief.

"how-"

"a magician never reveals their secrets." she winked at him.

he glared at the horned demon before turning his heel and walking away.

Y/n stood there in triumph with her arms crossed as Tamayo-san stared at the duo in mild exhaustion.

it has already been a month since they have met Y/n but most of her time spend with Yushiro was fighting over the pettiest thing from red or blue to coffee or tea.

Y/n also decided to push Yushiro down the stairs everyday as a tradition.

Yushiro for some reason tried to avoid this (the audacity🙄) but failed as the horned girl continued push him down the stairs without fail.

while none of their arguments were serious but they were noisy and damaging as they often yelled and threw things (or each other) around the room.

Tamayo was extremely tempted to exchange sleeping places with one of them but they honestly seemed to get along (?) in a weird sense?

it was at times endearing to see the two so she decided to leave it be.

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time skip to 40 years later

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one second we were having a calming moment drinking tea while i scroll through recent instagram posts about the newest hero's and about some class 1-A thing next second i hear a crash followed by someone barging into the living room wreaking everything in it.

my tail twitched as my sixth sense (which i rely on quite a lot) told me to grab the two and run.

which is exactly what i was doing until something sharp stabbed into my back making me wince a bit out of pain.

i ran even faster as the wound healed instantly.

"Tamayo-san do you know who's behind us?"

"yes i an recognize that presence anywhere." she replied with venom dripping in her tone while Yushiro was practically vibrating out of anger.

i paled at the thought of it possibly being Muzan.

"...is it possibly Muzan?"

she nodded her head before looking straight back up.

"we need a plan. he'll eventually catch up to us and we can't defeat him with just the 3 of us." she spoke up.

"how about i distract him and you and Yushiro can run and i'll follow later?"

"wha- no! of course not! i am not leaving you alone to face Muzan!" she whisper yelled.

"well too bad. adios" i said as i lightly shoved her in the opposite direction that i was going.

i ran in Muzan's direction on all fours with my hooves clattering on the pebbles.

"ayo demon dude!"

he whirled his head in my direction while throwing a tentacle thing at me.

"what are these things? like are the tentacles?" i gestured to the thing chasing me around as i was running.

he growled animalistically before stopping abruptly.

i continued to run away him not bothering stop because if i did it would be obvious i would get caught.

just because i had a quirk before doesn't mean i can out match the demon king.

seriously he's strong af.

who made him so op👁👁?

oh yeah i remember now it's that doctor dude.

no i did not recite the kny plot in the bathroom every night what are you talking about.

*cue intense sweating*

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promotion for my friend

she made this story called Bird Tree which is original unlike my ideas😔✋ so go check it out

ok back to the story

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Y/n slightly panted at the long ass run she did which probably lasted for at least a couple days.

She was now resting on a random roof that she felt as she recognized.

She put that fact in the back of her mind and continued to bask in the moonlight.

"rawr" Y/n blurted out for no particular reason.

she then decided to jump down and run straight ahead to see where she'll end up.

smart ik.

she then took of into the night as her figure slowly blends in the dark.

『三話のお終い』

haha procrastination go brrr