《I Sold Myself to the Devil for Vinyls... Pitiful I Know》I Sold Myself to the Devil for Vinyls... Pitiful I Know (77)
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Kay's been baaaaaaad. And not in the cool sexy way.
Sorry for making you guys wait so long, but it was totally not out of self gratification through your pain. I was honestly busy as FROOOOOCK *runs around room*
Anyway! Hope you enjoy this. I think it's going to be long! Lol
And no I won't ever make you guys wait that long for this story again.
I won't keep you from more Blake, go ahead, read. There's more me talking at the end! lol
Read and enjoy! :P
(Oh and yes I know this is full of mistakes, yes I know my grammar is awful and so is my spelling. I'm doing this in my lost time. I should be sleeping right now or doing my homework, but I took some of my time to write the chapter, so it would be really cool for some of you to understand that this is not serious writing. I don't have time for perfect editing alright? Heck I don't even have the pretence to think this crap is publishing material worthy, because I know it's not. Was that clear enough? lol)
Okay NOW, read and enjoy! ;P
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Wide muscular shoulders, defined chest, abs I could definitely run my tongue all length, hip bones and muscles forming a V shape pointing towards the dark blue boxers area hanging dangerously low...
I felt my cheeks burning.
Ya look up Lexi.
NOT down!
Was it really wrong for me to imagine all sorts of scenarios right now involving licking maybe a little clawing and biting, kissing and rolling around... okay serious issues right now! When the HELL had I became SO freaking RIDICULOUS? I was ashamed for my own freaking self!
Get a grip Lexi! It's just Blake in boxers!
Swooning Blake in boxers...
Alright, looking UP!
I shook my head a bit, taking a deep breath to clear my head, trying to remember what the frack I was doing here again, aside from imagining all sorts of stupid scenarios in my head involving sexy-Blake.
When I did look up it was to Blake's eyes, shining evilly, bluer than ever and a grin plastered on his face "You're staring"
I glared at him "Thanks for pointing out the obvious" and then remembered what I was here to do and took the water gun out of my pockets, shooting freezing water straight on his chest. The plan had been to shot it in the blue boxers area but there was no way in hell I was staring at that particular point right now and making more of a fool of myself.
At least I got the response I was hoping for, meaning Blake squealing like a little girl. Well screaming "Jesus fuck" actually.
What I had not expect though was for him to take a little less than five steps to be right in front of me, taking the gun out of my hands before I even got the time to realize what he was doing. I was blaming my slow processing brain on Blake's shirtlessness.
"Bad Lexi" Blake smirked, his hands holding my wrists, his body, his almost naked body might I add, almost pressing against mine.
This was a dream right? Seriously, this wasn't happening, this couldn't be happening, was something even happening...
I was pretty much gapping at him like a moron, trying not to drool.
Way to freaking go Lexi; you are oh so desirable right now!
Ugh!
Annoying sexy sexy prick that made me lose all my brain capacities... again could I lick his chest?
I tried to back away from him a little but the back of my foot tripped a little on my other foot, or the carpet or air or something...
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Seriously, coordinately challenged didn't even begin to cover it! What was going on with me?
The fact that I still hadn't break eye contact with sexy-Blake was obviously not working in my favour...
"You have something to say to defend yourself?" Blake asked, amused smile still plastered on his face.
Can I lick you chest?
"I'm sorry, I'm totally at lost here..." I answered truthfully.
My brain was dead, turned into marshmallow too busy registering perfectly the piece of art that was Blake's body.
This sounded SO wrong!
Blake's smile grew wider, if that was even possible, and then bended his head slowly to mine.
I wasn't even able to remember my own name so it was kind of hard for me to process anything at that minute, but a great part of me was screaming "KISS ME"
But that's not what happened. Blake's faced moved pass my lips and stopped beside my ear "Your face right now... priceless"
And that was enough to bring me back to present and restore a tiny bit of dignity, if that was even possible, so I freed my hands from his and smacked him right on the chest. I tried really hard not to linger there, I wanted to linger there, but I tried not to because let's face it I was making a total fool of myself right now!
"Jerk!" I complained, making him laugh.
Why did I have to be the one that looked stupid and him always the one looking... hot as hell?
Blake smiled, an amused smile, a warm smile but backed away a bit, "You didn't come here just to water me, did you?"
I rolled my eyes "Am I that obvious?"
"More and more every day," Blake continued smiling and started to walk towards a door, I guessed Cameron's; the half naked boy in front of me obviously knew I wanted revenge, "Can I get a water gun too?"
It took me a good three seconds to understand what he had just asked because I was staring at his back... oh dear mother of god...
Maybe I should just push him on the floor and force myself on him. Yes that would be great. I mean, that back... wow... for some reason his skin looked so soft there, the indentation in the middle and his muscles...
Seriously why am I not just throwing myself at him? Worse case scenario I say I thought I was dreaming? I make a complete idiot of myself but I gain a maybe ten seconds of confused Blake and that's a ten seconds I can run my hands and tongue where ever I want and-
"Lexi?"
Huh?
"Oh water gun, yes sure"
Bad Lexi.
I dug through his hoodie pockets, with Blake smirking at me, hand raised towards me and slapped the other gun into his open palm.
"You seem distracted Pumpkin?" Blake said, trying not to laugh.
I glared, "It's morning"
"Oh so nothing to do with my half nakedness? Would you need me to cover myself?"
Was he doing it on purpose? He was SO doing on purpose that sick bastard!
I fake smiled, the one where you kinda close your eyes and don't show teeth "No I'm fine"
"Oh so you WANT to look at me half naked"
God dammit!
"I didn't say... I mean you can... Not that..." I started to ramble, his expression turning more and more amuse, "You know what? Shut up!" I finally glared and shot freezing water straight in his face this time.
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Don't stare at his chest, don't stare at his chest.
Blake wiped the water on his face with his forearm, muscle flexing a little... miam miam... "Is it so hard to admit you want to stare at my naked chest?"
Okay maybe I shouldn't completely rule out the reading mind thing...
I rolled my eyes though, "Stop turning the conversation around your lack of clothes Blake and just show me where Cameron is"
Blake made an offended face "Oh so you're just here for Cameron?"
"Oh my god Blake! Yes you have a nice chest. There. Happy?"
And of course he smirked, "Very"
Blake turned around and then opened the door he had seemingly stopped in front.
The room we walked in had six bed bunks in it, all with a sleeping boy in them. Two of them were softly snoring.
We tiptoed to the bunks in the left corner of the room, where Cameron was sleeping, on the lower one, head resting on pillow, one leg dangling on the side.
Blake let go of my hand he had been holding mine with that didn't have the water gun, smirked a little at me and then turned to face Cameron, grabbed the sleeping bag resting on him and took it off of him in one quick pull.
Every fear I had of uncovering a naked Cameron disappeared instantly, he was not, luckily, and while the evil twin slowly opened his eyes, completely confused as to what was happening, Blake and I shot the freezing water and for him I did aim the boxer area.
To no ones' surprise Cameron started to shriek and crash, that sure got everyone up, and Blake and I sprinted out of the room. Blake headed straight for a door, so I followed him, the room ending up to be the bathroom though, and then he closed the door, leaning his back against it to hold it close, waiting for the furious twin who was screaming in the other room, "Did you guys NEED to make my balls shrink back in?"
Blake and I we were too busy laughing to say anything though. I was leaning, hands on knees, shoulder shaking and Blake had straight slipped on the floor, back against door, head thrown back roaring with laughter.
And then the doorknob started to turn and Blake started to push against the door and I went to help him, both still laughing.
There was a loud bang on the door "Hand her to me Blake and I'll let this one pass. You can go out a free man if you hand her to me."
Oh I didn't like the sound of this...
Blake obviously saw worry slowly forming on my face, because he rolled his eyes at me, and then screamed for Cameron's sake "Sorry. Not happening."
Cameron started pounding on the door again "Bro code man!"
"Yes but this time I won't have the satisfaction of getting her completely wet so there's really no point." Blake screamed back and I punched him on the shoulder.
Really? Wow.
Ugh!
Stupid Blake!
Though, right after punching him that's when I realized I was locked in a bathroom, alone with shirtless-Blake.
For some reason this just screamed recipe for disaster or really awkward making out on the bathroom floor while an evil twin was screaming on the other side of the door. Just a bad idea in general. A tempting one, but bad one nevertheless.
"Come on Blake! Open the door and you'll be clear!" Cameron screamed again.
"You know I'm actually rather enjoying this situation!" Blake answered, and looked over at me, evil smile consuming his face and I scoffed even though I could swear I was on the verge of blushing again... my cheeks were definitely getting a little warmer. It wasn't funny.
No seriously, this was not funny. Why the hell was I almost-blushing over something so un-blushing worthy?
The strange things Blake did to me.
I stopped looking his face, so he would not look at mine and see the blushing that was probably starting to form, and that's when I saw the mess in the bathroom.
"Huh Blake... what happened in here?" I asked, not sure if I wanted to.
There was water all over the floor in one of the toilet cabins and rolled-obviously-been-used duct tape.
A grin covered Blake's face "Funny you ask..."
Oh oh...
"You guys decided to flood the place?" I asked in disbelief motioning towards the cabin.
If it was even possible Blake grin grew wider, "That's not water"
My eyes bulged, "Oh my god!"
"Don't look at me that way Lexi you're going to make me blush" Blake smirked clearly amused.
I didn't take that last comment in consideration though... I mean what the hell had they done in here? "What did you guys do? Do I even want to know?"
"Sure you do" Blake laughed, hitting his shoulder against mine. Cameron was still pounding on the door and offering all sorts of trades to have Blake get me out of here but we weren't listening anymore, "Let's see... you remember me mentioning playing a little trick on Clark? Well for one thing we duct tape the threshold of the bathroom," Blake explained, motioning towards each side of the door, "So when he walked in the bathroom in the middle of the night to pee or whatever, he walked straight into it and pretty much ended up on the floor, rolling around with tape circling him"
I shook my head in disbelief but couldn't help the tiny smile forming on my lips. I mean it was kind of funny to imagine Clark, manwhore extraordinaire rolling on the floor covered in duck tape.
"And then when he finally got rid of the duct tape and went to pee we had put saran wrap around the toilet bowl so it all bounced back on him, ergo the little pool around the toilet"
I covered my mouth with my palm "EW!"
Blake just kept smirking, so predictable, "And people say football players are dumb! More like evil geniuses, right?"
I shook my head in disbelief, yet again. It seemed I was doing that a lot around Blake, "You have issues Blake"
The barely-clothed boy beside me was giving me a full-completely-showing-his-perfect-white-teeth grin "Thanks!" I rolled my eyes and Blake snorted a short laugh "Anyway Clark totally deserved it"
I sighed, "Why? Being a manwhore is a new trick of his? Or was that for the tent incident when we went camping to the Creek?"
Blake frowned thoughtfully, "You know what? I had actually forgotten about that little incident, thanks for reminding. Clark just acting more and more like the dick he is lately. Anyway, so not the point right now."
"And the point is?"
"We have to get you out of here before a certain twin crashed through the door or something" Blake smirked.
I nodded, "Good point"
So Blake got up, and offered me his hand, pulling me up too, "I'll get out first, get a hold on Cameron and you run outside as fast as you can"
"Why don't we just both run for our lives outside?"
Blake made a face, a "are you serious" kind of thing, "Need I remind you I'm only wearing boxers?"
"Oh right" Miam.
Ya totally not good for the whole, not drooling over his half-nakedness... damn he's hot...
Cameron snapped me out of my thoughts though when he started to bang on the door more forcefully and yelled on the other side, "I swear to god I'll find a way to drown you both-"
"Shut up Cameron!" one of the guys yelled for his sake.
"No you shut up!" Cameron screamed back.
"Alright now!" Blake said and then he opened the door, darted straight out, and pushed Cameron away who hadn't expected this at all, while I followed Blake's order and sprinted to the door.
Cameron was shouting after me, Blake was laughing, most of the guys were asking us to shut up but I ignored everything and headed straight to the door, running as fast as I could, laughing.
This had been sort of unnecessary but completely enjoyable. And I mean I had kinda gotten my revenge on Cameron. And I had seen Blake only in boxers. I think the latter sort of outshined the former... Okay the latter totally outshined the former!
That thought had me grinned to myself has I walked on the morning damp ground, burying my hands in Blake hoodie's pockets.
Maybe I should have stayed back and not just run away and help Blake out or something... maybe I should go back... Woah okay, stupid idea. Why would I go back? To hang in Blake's room while he put some pants on?
Ugh! The stupid fan girl I was becoming!
When I got back to the camp, most people were still asleep. I was only seven in the morning after all. Still, there was no way in hell I would have been able to go back to bed, I was too hyper, I felt like jumping up and down and maybe sing for no reason, so I went in the kitchen and made myself some coffee and sat in the dinning room, eating some cookies I had brought. Nice breakfast. And totally good idea to fuel on coffee when I was already bouncing up and down on my seat for no reason.
God darn it, my mind was completely messed up right now, I didn't feel coherent I just feel overly excited and quite frankly ridiculous!
Ugh! Breathe Lexi and calm the frack down!
The guys slowly started to come in for their breakfast while I was sipping on my coffee, one leg wrapped around my knee, trying to stop my need to move constantly or just jump up and down.
When Cameron walked in the room his first words were "You're going down Grayson" while he pointed at me.
Sadly predictable.
I grinned "Nah ah! We're even now!"
The evil twin narrowed his eyes at me, "Not even close!"
"Sit Cameron. Bad doggy" Blake laughed, appearing behind Cameron and gave him a slap behind the head smirking my way.
I rolled my eyes for his sake. And tried to not let show that I was disappointed he wasn't shirtless anymore.
Stupid shirts.
Blake came to sit beside me and picked the mug of coffee out of my hands, taking a sip.
Was it really wrong for me to enjoy so much the way this simple gesture seemed and felt so normal?
"Missed me?" Blake asked over the mug.
"Tremendously" I answered, in a sarcastic tone rolling my eyes at him. I earned myself a laugh for that.
"You know you owe me since I save your cute little ass back there" Blake smirked and drank more of my coffee.
I narrowed my eyes at him, "For some reason I feel like I should be offended by this"
Blake looked thoughtful for a second and then shook his head, "No I don't think you should"
"Idiot"
"Thanks! So, what are we doing today?"
"Pissing Cameron off until he snaps?" I offered, grinning.
"I heard that!" Cameron yelled in the kitchen.
Blake and I both laughed and then Blake said, "It stopped raining, I think Nicholas wanted to go running. Want to join?"
I snorted, raising my eyebrows "Running with you?"
"What's with the face?"
I rolled my eyes "I've seen you running"
"And?" Blake frowned and drank more coffee.
"As much as I don't want to admit this there's no way in hell I could keep up"
"Aw, poor Pumpkin"
I slapped his arm and took the mug out of his hands, "Shut up!"
"So you're not going to run with me?"
"Sorry I'll have to decline" I answered and then drank what was left of my coffee.
Blake covered his heart with his palm, pouting, "I'm hurt"
"Wuss" I rolled my eyes and then Alex and Connor joined us at the table, Alex bringing more coffee with him so I could refill.
"So since it's not raining anymore are we taking the canoes out?" Alex asked, after taking a bite out of his bagel.
"Definitely" Peter nodded.
Blake attacked the basket of croissant Alex had brought, almost shoving it all in his mouth.
Someone was hungry...
Weird boy...
Alex looked my way, "Want to come with me?"
"Sure" I smiled at Alex.
For some reason though after agreeing to go with Alex, Blake was quiet and he kinda, sorta maybe looked a bit... hurt? Was... could... could Blake be... jealous?
Or was it just that he was silently chocking on the croissant?
I mean, he was quiet and I think he glared Alex's way a few times, though I could have been imagining things... I mean that was so the kind of thing I would enjoy, having Blake jealous because of me... I had serious issues.
But it DID look like he was jealous! And if he WAS jealous, wouldn't that mean he kinda sorta maybe liked me?
Okay enough with the over thinking! Ugh!
I didn't go canoeing with Alex right after breakfast; actually I didn't go until after lunch. Alex, Daph and I ended up on the deck by the lake, laying on our backs, watching the sky that was now blue, trying to get a little sun even though the air was still chilly, while playing what'd-you-do-with-that-dead-body, a nice game that consisted of coming up with ridiculous reasons for killing someone and how we would get rid of the body.
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