《I Sold Myself to the Devil for Vinyls... Pitiful I Know》Chapter Thirty One
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NEW CHAPTER! WOOT WOOT!
Alright sorry for the waiting (which wasn't that bad if you compare me to others ya know? You guys really shouldn't be complaining ;P)
So I hope you enjoy that one.
Oh and ya... man you guys have been making a lot of theories lately! haha for your information some of you guys got things right, no one's got everything right though.. and few of you got things wrong and well some theories were just funny ;P
Oh and the girlfriend. Mouhahaha! The mysterious girlfriend! Actually you know what? She's not all that mysterious, well you don't KNOW her but her name slipped across somewhere in the past uploads. I'm surprised no one noticed it..
Well you'll hear more about her later on. I'm trying to get to the good stuff soon, but I mean I think it's important to have Lexi and Blake build a more trusting relation type of thing ya know? Plus we have a few "events" that need to happen to clear things out. If that makes sense?
Oh well.
So anyway, read, enjoy, vote and COMMENT! :D
(Oh ya it's probably full of mistakes, I'll double check tomorrow.)
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Recap :
"You know, that day in the seminar, the reason why I left is because..."
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"Wow! You sure you want to finish that sentence Stacey?" Blake cut her.
I was about to raise my hand and answer that I personally wanted her to, but just with the way Blake was glaring at her, I repressed myself.
"I think I'd like to share it with her!"
"What? Yesterday wasn't enough? Want me to enlighten you again on the many reason why that wouldn't be the smartest idea of the century? Or maybe you really do want me to tell everyone about Pick-His-Nose-Dany?" Blake said hastily, his voice threatening.
Pick-His-Nose-Dany?
I looked at both of them confused, and saw the obvious panic in Stacey eyes.
Okay, seriously what the hell? I wanted to know what had happened in that seminar and I wanted to know now!
But then something occurred to me. Do I really want to know what Blake did with Stacey in a seminar? Just the thought of her with him made me want to barf my breakfast!
Well just the thought of Stacey pretty much had that effect on me but still.
Maybe I didn't want to know what Blake had done that had made Stacey storm out crying.
God. What could have Blake done?
That actually scared me for a second. The possibilities were endless.
And surprisingly so, it made me almost angry when I thought about Stacey and Blake together in a seminar.
Like really angry. Which was stupid, cause I mean Stacey and Blake could do whatever they wanted right? Truthfully, I'm sure that if it hadn't been Stacey I wouldn't have minded, I don't know, Blake just shouldn't be with such a skank.
Wow, I actually thought that?
"You know you really shouldn't waste your time on him, and he's not even that hot!" Stacey said to me, smirking a little at Blake when she did.
"Thanks! Again coming from you I'll take that as a compliment" Blake scowled beside me before I could answer anything.
"Well, don't think you'll get in my pants again, you stupid jerk!" Stacey almost yelled to him
"Let me remind you that even if the survival of the humanity depended on it, I wouldn't have sex with you again! Because not only are you a hoe, you're also a bad one at it."
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"And what? SHE'S a better hoe than me?" Stacey said, looking at me up and down.
Okay, this was just getting into a bad cliché chick flick, with people bitching into the halls.
"Oh please she's nothing like you," Blake replied back.
Seriously, this was getting ridiculous, maybe I should just sit on a bench or something, let them talk about me or for me for a while, watch the show, bring some popcorn, boo at the replies.
"What because you'll take her into your nice car instead of the seminars? You know cause that would have been awkward seeing she's working there. Oh wait! That's true! She doesn't work there anymore; well I guess you can thank me for that!"
I had sort of guessed Stacey was the one at fault for my being fired, but now hearing it out from her, that really pissed me off. Honestly I got the fact that she didn't like me, because I pretty much despised her too, for no evident reason either, but what she did was completely unnecessary and extremely mean!
"You know what Stacey?" I said, finally managing to speak, "you're a pathetic excuse of a bitch, and I would love and chat with you about all the reason why I wouldn't even touch you with a stick, if I were a guy, but see, I have much better ways to waste my time." I smiled and then just walked away.
You know what? They can keep arguing all they want, I don't want to argue. Not with her. It's a waste of energy and of time.
On the other hand I didn't mind arguing with Blake, but I mean that's just because our arguments weren't full hatred "I wanna see you burn at the stake" kinda thing.
I was surprised that Stacey didn't scream after me something pathetic like "I will ruin you!!", and actually laughed a little at the situation. I mean come on! The girl really is pathetic! She actually thought telling Blake he couldn't get in her pants again was going to make him go all "Oh sorry baby let's go back in that room" if that's what she wanted. Because honestly WHAT did she want?
I rushed to my locker still thinking and then grabbed my books and headed to my first class.
When I walked through the door I immediately spotted Daphnee and went to sit by her.
She had her head upside down and was combing her hair I guess, with her hands.
"You know that offer to shave our heads together is still up," I told her as I sat down, putting my bag on the back seat of my chair.
Daphnee laughed and then kicked her hair back, looking at me, smiling.
"You sure you'd be ready to do that? I mean it'll pretty much ruin your hair for the rest of your life"
"Hey, I'm just saying, Annabelle always was the one saying how awful mine were, and that's just the kind of stupid thing you'd do with me."
She laughed in response.
"Good morning my bitches!" Alex said, with a huge grin, walking towards us, taking a seat beside ours.
"Well good morning to you too Sunshine!" Daphnee smiled and pinched his cheek "Who's been a good boy?" she crooned.
"Not me," a voice answered, and I rolled my eyes at Blake who came to sit in front of me.
"You lost the hoe?" I smirked.
"YOU LOST A HOE?" Daphnee squealed, behind, leaning her top on her desk "Did you inform her pimp?"
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Blake laughed in front, Alex joining him and I just rolled my eyes again.
"Oh you know that was a really cheap one, didn't have an owner," Blake answered, smirking.
"Poor wandering hoe," Daphnee said, making a snapping sound with the side of her cheek, shaking her head slightly. "Aren't we lucky Lex, to be more structured," she beamed, and I laughed.
Blake looked confused.
"Don't make that face hot football player! You can join if you want we always have available spots," she joked, wrinkling her nose in amusement.
"And the job offer would be?" Blake asked her.
"Be one of Alex's bitches," she answered him, nodding her head proudly, and pouting her lips faintly.
I think I saw on the corner of my eyes Alex choke a little.
For one second I had the weirdest thought. I mean, Alex liked dudes, so did he find Blake hot?
Ish... now THAT would be a subject I wouldn't want to have over dinner with him. Or at all.
But Blake was oblivious to this because he was laughing. "Oh well, I'm more into fee less self gratification but I'll be sure to come see you when I change my mind."
And then he looked at me with the hugest smirk.
"Stop making that smirk Blake," I told him, rolling my eyes, and then slapped his arm.
"Anything you want Pumpkin," Blake chuckled, wiggling his eyebrows.
Before I could make a comeback, Daphnee behind me made a gagging noise.
"What's wrong?" I asked, frowning.
"Look at that girl painting her face, I think we should offer her a big painting brush," she said, pointing a girl, three rows from us, with almost a freaking make up table in front of her. "Did you know they make Twilight make-up now?" she asked me thoughtfully.
"Ya, saw that, Luna I think?" I answered frowning.
Daph shook her head. "It's things like that, that make me want to kill myself."
I burst laughing right then, which was kinda bad timing because that's when the teacher decided to begin his lesson.
I kinda tuned him out though cause I had already read the book he was talking about and started to play with my eraser on my desk, making it spin and then, when I looked at the back of Blake's head I had an epiphany.
Holding my chuckles, I started to tear little pieces from it with my nails, and then threw them in Blake's hair.
He didn't seem to notice though, and some actually stayed stuck in his hair.
"Pss Kitty..." Alex whispered beside me, opening his hand, with an evil grin.
I smirked in response and gave him a few pieces of eraser, which he proceeded to throw in Blake's hair, but in random people around too, always inconspicuously of course.
And then, Daphnee tapped on my back and I gave her a few too, my eraser was getting smaller by the minutes, and helped us out.
Good thing the teacher really seemed to be in that book.
Though at one point, I think Blake started to feel that something was wrong because he brushed his hand on the back of his hair, making a lot of the white pieces fall to the ground, and then he turned and frowned at me, shaking his head slightly.
"I expected more from you Pumpkin," Blake whispered to me, and I just pointed my chin towards the front of the class, holding my laughter in.
When the bell rang, I had lost half of my eraser.
I got up, and grabbed my things, but sure thing, Blake was waiting for me.
"You know, you're supposed to help me with my classes, not distract me!" he informed me, shaking his head in disapproval.
"And I informed you that I wasn't the best student didn't I?" I smirked and started to walk out.
When we were in the halls, Peter walked up to us.
"Coach needs to see us pronto!" he told Blake and didn't even wait for him, and walked away fast.
"Always in a hurry," Blake smirked. "Alright, see you later!"
"Okay," I smiled and then walked alone back to my locker.
Now next class would be tricky. I had Chemistry, and I still didn't have that lab partner and Connor and Jimmy were going to make a freaking meal out of me!
And neither Alex and Daphnee were in that class with me.
Dang.
I needed a plan, and I needed one soon!
I walked in the Chem lab and then decided to sit at the counter where I knew the water from the sink splashed more than anywhere else, and that had always instruments missing, wishing that it could discourage them. I mean it's not like they'd want to have more work to do in class just to win a little competition right?
I tried to center myself, and bended my head, so I could be kinda hidden too.
I traced patterns on the black counter wishing that the bell could just ring soon that way they couldn't change seats afterwards.
I don't want awkward silence with Jimmy, or glares from either of them all throughout the class.
"You can't hide from me Pumpkin!" Blake laughed, walking towards me.
"What the hell are you doing?" I asked him frowning.
Why wasn't he getting to his class?
"I'm making you my lab partner," Blake smirked.
"Oh heck no!" I answered, my eyes wide.
"Oh heck yeah Pumpkin!"
"Since when are you in my Chemistry class anyway?" I frowned.
"Wow, you really are quite unobservant Pumpkin," Blake said, with a huge freaking grin.
I rolled my eyes at him, as always "Please, I'm just not obsessed with you."
"Oh please. I thought you were my number one stalker!"
"Sorry to brake your illusions. Oh and anyway, you can't be my partner, I'm already teamed up with Bob my kinky transsexual friends who likes to control my mind and make me blow up things cause he likes the way the colour twinkles when I mix chemicals," I trailed.
"Wow, Bob sounds awesome!" Blake laughed "Nice try Pumpkin!"
"Crap!"
And then Connor walked in the class and towards us.
Again, crap!
"Hey Lexi, so..." he started to say but Blake cut him.
"Sorry dude, you're too late, she's all mine now!" Blake smirked.
I "tsss" him and slapped his arm.
Connor looked at us frowning and then walked to another counter, almost confused.
"You're an idiot Blake!" I reminded him.
"Thanks," Blake chuckled and then opened the drawers where the instruments for the experiments were, one by one "Aww Pumpkin, why'd you have to take the sucky counter! Hope we won't get stuck here for the rest of the year!"
"If you're unhappy, you could just change place, and partner," I snorted, rolling my eyes.
"Oh I wouldn't change this for the world," Blake smirked.
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