《I Sold Myself to the Devil for Vinyls... Pitiful I Know》Chapter Twenty Eight
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Alrigth, so this is a really small one but hey! The strike continues! ;P lol
Come on! Say you love me! ;P
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Bon ben Blake toi et moi on va avoir une tite conversation pendant que les gens lisent ces lignes pis y'ont une face genre « what the fuck? », mais qu'est ce qui se passe? Mais qu'est-ce qui se passe!! (on insert une crise d'hystérie ici la...)
B : Je suis un peu rouillé en français Kay, ça fait un boutte...
K : Lol! Tu parles tout le temps avec È pis elle à te répond juste en français!
B : À propos de ça, je veux juste dire à tout le monde que t'es une grosse lâche!
K : EYE!
B : C'est vrai! La seule raison pourquoi t'écris si vite tes chapitres c'est parce que tu copies toute les conversations que j'ai avec ma BFFF sur MSN! T'es pathétique mon enfant!
K : À ta gueule! C'est toi qui est pathétique!
B : Nenon! On parle pas de ça ici!
K : Pourquoi pas? Personne va comprendre de toute façon... (insert moi avec un visage machiavélique) mouhahahahahaha!
B : Ils vont toute aller sur Google Translator!
K : Pfff, c'est de la marde ce site la! Personne va comprendre!
B : Je m'en fous! On parle pas de mes problèmes!
K : Come on! Anyway, les gens vont suspecter des choses louches parce que tu écris en français présentement...
B : Ben non! Pis le fait que je parle français à aucun rapport avec mes problèmes!
K : Ouin t'as un point... Mais sérieusement la d'habitude tu te fermes jamais la gueule à propos de «tu sais quoi »! C'est tout ce que tu parles... et tu me montres les images mentales qui sont assez déstabilisantes... j'aimerais que tu les partages avec quelqu'un d'autre que moi, c'est pas bon pour toi anyway!
B : Tu veux dire c'est pas bon pour toi!! C'est toi qui es pogné avec moi dans ta tête! Mouhahahahaha
K : Bitch -_-
B : Merci! :D
K : Continue comme ça et je vais dire à tout le monde pourquoi t'as déménagé ici et que tu ai-
*Blake me saute dessus en me couvrant la bouche*
LOL!
Sorry I've been meaning to do this for a WHILE now! Mouhahahahahaha! Okay, that was mean I know! But don't worry it's not important! It's just stupid rambling between me and Blake, one of our many conversations... lol
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Okay so NOW here's the real chapter! Mouhahaha
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The second the end of class bell rang I picked up my bag and left, without a glance back, but obviously, Blake had other plans.
"Lexi! Stop right there!" he said behind me but I just kept walking towards the stair case.
I'm not stopping, I'm not listening to him and I'm not talking to him!
I HATE him!
I quicken my pace to get away from him.
But of course Blake was fast, pretty fast, and he caught up with me and then grabbed me by the wrists and spun me around.
"I'm going to ask again. What's. Wrong?" Blake asked me, his eyes boring into mine.
He was close to me, too close...
And he smelled good... too good... It reminded me of something... But I shrugged it off, pushed it all away.
Blake is an ass! And utter ass!
"You have to ask? You have to fucking ASK what's wrong?" I shrieked, and Blake looked shocked.
"If this is because of the "naked at your window" deal, I'm sorry I won't do it, but I really was having an argument! Josh and I were discussing the way the media seem to have corrupted the mind of every-"
"SHUT UP! Just shut up!! You know PERFECTLY why I'm mad at you, you freaking man-whore who can't keep it in his pants for two freaking seconds!"
"You're losing me Grayson!" Blake said, still holding my wrist still undeniably close to me.
"You HAD to go see that stuck-up library bitch!! You HAD to make me lose my job, my job that I loved, because I freaking let you FUCK that whore of Stacey in those filthy seminars! You just HAD to make my life more suckish!! You just HAVE to piss me off all the fucking time!" I yelled in his face.
"What the hell are you TALKING about? I didn't do anything! And I didn't even fucking have sex with that whore in the seminar!" Blake yelled back at me.
By now, some people had stopped walking and were staring at us, but I didn't give a shit.
"Oh go to hell! Who else would have told Mrs Pumperfukingnickel? And even if it WASN'T you it's still your FUCKING fault!" I screamed back.
"For your information I DIDN'T go see Mrs whatever!!! When are you going to stop judging me all the fucking time? You don't know ANYTHING!" Blake yelled and there was something about the way his eyes looked at me, almost like he was in pain...
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But he was still an ass!
So I got ready to scream back at him, but he just let go of my wrist and stormed away.
"Where the hell do you think you're going!?! I'm not done yelling at you!" I screamed after him.
But Blake didn't turn around he just ran down the stairs.
That pompous prick!
What the hell did he think he was doing!? He wanted to talk! I would fucking talk!! I would scream at him until the entire school knew how much of an ass he was!
I ran after him, but then something seemed to catch his attention, because he turned where the principal office was and walked in the waiting hall.
Oh hell! If he thought the principal would save his ass the boy was WRONG! I could cut his balls right there for all I cared.
I ran in and then stopped dead in my track.
Tyler was sitting on a chair, like he was waiting to go in.
"...didn't think you'd get back as fast!" Ty laughed, talking with Blake and then they both turned around and looked at me.
Blake was scowling, Ty looked guilty.
"What the hell did you do Ty?" I asked my eyes bulging.
Damn it to hell! Like I needed more drama right now!
"Oh well... you know... Ipunchedaguyintheface... the usual..." Ty mumbled.
"What did you say?" I hissed.
"Look that dude in English was being a dick! He said I was a prude because I didn't want that hoe! So I punched him!" Ty said, looking straight in my eyes.
Oh crap... oh crap crap crap...
"Tyler! What the hell were you thinking? You could get expelled! You know it's a zero violence policy here!" I told him, and the fact that I was already angry really didn't help my cause here, and his of course!
"Don't you think I already know that?" Ty hissed back but then turned his eyes to look over at Blake, and I did too because he was walking towards the principal office.
"Hey what are you doing?" Ty asked frowning, but Blake didn't listen and just walked in closing the door behind him.
"What the hell does he think he's doing?" I asked, shocked.
"I don't know... but what the hell was going on before he walked in? Cause he looked pissed, but depress, mostly depress..." Ty asked me, frowning, while I sat beside him, waiting for Blake to get out I guess...
"He got me fired from the library... well he said he didn't do it, but still it's his fault cause he did get in on in there and that's the reason I'm fired..." I trailed scowling again...
That ass!
"Aww come on give the guy a break! You're having fun with him! And since you two hang out you stopped crying at night..." Ty trailed, not looking at me, a little guilty about the revelation.
I just started at him wide eyed.
"You... you heard that... I mean you knew about...?" I mumbled, unable to form a coherent thought...
He had heard my crying... for the last two months...?
"You're my big sis... I care about you, you know..." Ty whispered and then wrapped his arm around my shoulder.
And I don't know why but my eyes tear up while I leaned my head against his shoulder.
What would I have been without that little overreacting idiot? I really had no clue...
"You know you're in big trouble Tyler Grayson!" I said, after swallowing back the tears.
"Ya..." Ty groaned, letting go off me, rolling his eyes.
"What's he doing in there?" I mumbled, talking about Blake, staring intently at the door, like I could have x-ray vision doing so "Getting us both suspended from school?" I snorted.
And as I said those words the door opened.
"Thanks Mister Fields," Blake said and then closed the door behind him, looking at Ty and completely ignoring me.
"You can go; I took care of it..." Blake told him and then he walked out.
"Thanks man!" Ty yelled after him in glee at the same time I said "WHAT?"
But Blake didn't listen he just kept walking away.
"Hey! Where do you think you're going!? We're not done here!" I called after him, and then he finally stopped, and looked at me.
"Oh we're done. I'm finally doing what you've wanted all along! Don't worry I won't bother you again!" Blake said, his voice low, and his eyes... his eyes... god they looked so sad... they actually hurt me...
And then he turned around and walked away, leaving me there, completely paralyzed and utterly shocked.
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