Okayy guys, I'M ON FIREEE!!!! lol

Okay, so this is Blake'S POV and it's more dialogue less thinking... when you'll get all of Blake's POV it's going to be a little different... Anyway... I put it up so you could meet Josh.. And laugh a bit more :P

So read, enjoy, vote and COMMENT!!! :)))

Oh and I almost forgot È asked me to write this : E veut qu'vous fassiez des commentaire FUCKING positifs!!!!!!!!!!!!! (E wants you to make FUCKING positive comments!!!!!!!!!!!!!) lol.. sorry I kept her up till 5 in the morning so she could give me her approuval, so she was a little edgy ;P I think she deserves a big thanks ;P

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I flipped the pages of the book I held in my hands absentmindedly not seeing the words they held.

"Blake! You big wuss! Why aren't you ready??" a voice said, coming from the stairs that lead to my room.

I got up from my couch, toss the book on top of the big pile I had threw from my library earlier.

"Overreacting much?" I told Josh, who was now standing by my computer, looking through something "What are you doing?"

"Looking at our last work of art review!" Josh laughed and then I could see the website he was on and the pictures of the graffiti we had done yesterday night "Can you believe some people find it offensive?"

"Writing "I charge by the minute" with a painting of a hooker with the face of our mayor is bound to create reaction" I said and laughed.

"Pfff! What are you talking about! So not offensive! I'd like to do something scary for once... I'll think about it..." Josh trailed and then raised his head and looked at me "You've been smiling?" he frowned.

"Hmm?"

"You little bastard! What happened? Tell me everything!" Josh laughed.

"I'm so not talking about it with you! I really don't need another speech about my "unhealthy obsession"" I said and rolled my eyes

"Hey, can you blame me? That's just what it is!" Josh stated, serious shaking his head in disapprobation.

"Alright, enough, let's just get out!" I ordered and turned him around pushing him out.

I didn't need to make myself sad right? For once I was enjoying myself...

"I'll get you drunk and make you spill your beans, little brother from another mother!" Josh warned me when we were down the stairs in the hallway.

"Good luck with that" I snorted I said as we stepped out of the house and walked to his silver Audi TT Coupé.

"Pick-Up Line night!!" Josh squealed as he started the car almost jumping up and down in his seat.

"Wow Josh, real mature of you!" I said and rolled my eyes, but still laughed.

God he sounded like a chick when he used that tone...

"You really are in good mood... Hmmm?" Josh frowned.

"Please, aren't I always?" I laughed.

Ya, maybe not...

"Oh you really wanna get me started again?" Josh warned.

"No it think I'm good" I answered and looked through the CD he had in his car, trying to find something decent to put in "As much as I enjoy Beethoven complete piano sonatas, I think you're pushing it a little" I told him, showing him the pile of CD's.

"Hmm? Oh, my dad barrowed the car this afternoon, please, I'm not pathetic like you, I don't listen to that crap!" Josh said rolling his eyes.

"Shut up! You're the one who always force Jayden to listen to concertos!" I laughed, but then we were both silent.

"Ya and he broke my record player for that" Josh smiled faintly.

"Jay never liked classics..." I agreed.

"Alright enough about it! It's Pick-Up line night! No sulking night! Lighten up Nancy-Boy, I'm telling you I've got the perfect ones this time!" Josh said smirking.

"You say that every time!"

"And every time it's true!" Josh said, grinning.

"We'll see about that" I laughed and then we kept driving till we reached our destination.

The music was loud, the green and red laser swirled in the thick fog, that choke you when you stand in it for too long, the people were dancing and drinking, couple were making out, the DJ was playing, in short we were in a club.

Josh had picked this one because there were a few spot where you could actually hear yourself speak and that way we could try all of our nice pick up lines.

I sat at a stool and listen to Josh, trying not to laugh has he walked to a girl close by. We were still at the "What?" state

"Hello, Susie. Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon, she asked me to pick you up and take you home. My, what a pretty dress..." Josh said, smirking and the girl who looked at him frowning.

"What?" she said and then looked around her like a lost puppy.

I muffled a laugh behind my glass and kept watching the show.

"You, know I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle." Josh continued and then the girl had a shock expression and glared at him before walking away calling him a "psycho"

"Well, that went well" Josh said coming to sit beside me smiling.

"She didn't slap you like that other girl" I laughed.

"Who would have thought saying "I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus", would cause such a reaction!" Josh said and drank from his glass, smirking.

"Okay, who's your next target?" I asked him.

"The cute blonde over there with the tramp-stamp." Josh said pointing to a girl, sitting across from us.

"Go for it man!" I said and laughed.

He walked up to her, and I followed, a little behind, to hear the pick-up line and the reaction.

"Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out, justifiably so, and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children!! For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going." Josh rant on in almost one breath.

The girl stared at him, wide eyed.

Wow! I think he almost deserved a round of applause for that one! I had a hard time not laughing like an idiot.

"I'm sorry... what?" she said frowning.

"Chicks dig me. I wear colored underwear." Josh smirked.

Oh god he's an idiot!!

"Ok..." the girl said, slowly walking away and she looked concerned for Josh mental health

"Oh my god!! Man that was like the longest pick-up line in the history of pick-up lines!" I laughed, coming up to him.

"Ya, well I wished that one had worked!" he laughed and drank "I lost a lot of saliva for no reason and now no one is going to give me some"

I laughed again.

"Finally! The kid is smiling! Wow, I'll give you another infinitely long pick-up line if you can keep that smile just a little longer!" Josh said laughing, but I could hear the honesty in what he said.

"Deal!" I smiled.

"Alright..." Josh looked around "Ok, that girl with the black hair that looks like she's going to Ozzy Osborne concert"

I almost choked on my drink when I saw the girl

"You sure you wanna go there?"

"Please, I'm irresistible" Josh smirked and walked over to her.

"If you were suddenly transported to the sun because of an evil scheme devised by an evil Russian chicken and asked to take off your clothes and make love to the burning flames and then recite the presidents in alphabetical order by their middle name while juggling eleven midgets holding soda cans between your two front teeth that will be operated on by 86 evil Czechoslovakian dentists named Farkus who got their degrees studying the taste buds of Tom Selleck at a college named after some guy who wasted away his life by eating pork grinds naked in his mom's basement while searching for pictures of Kirsten Dunst to use for purposes that cannot be explained by the 1972 Junior High class of some school that no one cares about in Eastern Idaho where woodland creatures choose to spend their lives trying to recreate some bad 1940's soap opera instead of frolicking happily in the woods, would you prefer chocolate ice cream or vanilla?" Josh said to the girl, keeping a straight face all the while he did.

I looked at him, with the same wide eyes as the girl.

How the hell did he come up with THAT?

The girl looked at him, frowning, like he wasn't from this planet and for one second I also had my worries.

God Josh is an idiot!

And that's why he was my best friend.

Only him could come up with something as random as that...

"Oh and while we're at it, if you have oral-sex with your own clone, would that be called masturbation?" Josh asked and then the girl looked at him, making a little shocked sound and walked away.

"You had to bring the clone thing up!" I said when he came back.

"Ya... It really bugs me... Oh well... I think that couldn't be really considered as a pick-up line though... Anyway I enjoyed myself!" Josh laughed.

"You're an idiot"

"I know! Okay, you're turn now!" Josh said.

"Alright"

I looked around, not really caring about who I would go up to. The point of this game really wasn't to bring home a girl. We were just trying to see how far we could go... And well it didn't hurt to see which lines ACTUALLY worked...

"Fake blond girl, who just looks like she could get lost in her own apartment" I said looking at the girl.

She wasn't ugly, but she wasn't hot either.

She was plain.

I walked up to her and then smiled.

"If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

"Eeeh, NO!"

"So your answer would be yes?"

"Didn't you just hear?"

"Ya, you said the answer wouldn't be the same as the answer to this question, so you'd say yes"

"Alright, dude, just get lost!"

More like she was the one lost.

I repressed myself from laughing.

"Aw, come on, be unique and different, say yes." I told her, with a seductive half smile, trying really hard to not laugh.

The girl stared at me wide eyed.

For one second, I almost believe she would. Not like I cared anyway, but still that would have been funny!

"Whatever!" she said and then she walked away.

"God, you almost lost her right there" Josh said, laughing.

"I know! That little hamster in her head wasn't running fast enough to keep up!" I laughed.

"Alright, I go again?"

I was going to agree but then I saw a booth with four girls and I had an idea.

"No, I'll go again" I told him and walked to the girls, smirking.

The girls looked up at me, they all looked a little tipsy already and smiled at me.

They wouldn't be smiling for long. Ha ha!

But that was almost a suicide mission... One against four... Oh well, like I cared!

They could all throw their drink on me tonight. I was in a good mood!

"I'm gonna have sex with you," I said, pointing to the ugliest of the bunch "you," a brunette "and you." the one who looked the sluttiest "Alright, who's first?"

They all looked at me scowling.

Ha ha!

"What? I'm just trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex. I thought you ladies might like to help" I said and smiled.

"Who do you think you ARE!?" the fourth girl, the one I hadn't pointed, hissed.

Saying I'm your daddy you have been WAY too easy.

"I'm the one responsible for all those crop circles in England." I answered.

"Seriously, what's your problem?" she scowled, but the ugly girl was actually blushing.

Oh god please, if she tries to give me her phone number I'm think I'm going to shoot myself.

Please girl, don't drop this low...

"You know babe, rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!"

"Get the fuck away from here you perv!!" she shrieked.

I raised my glass to her and walked back to Josh who was laughing.

"The ugly one was going to give you her phone number"

"I know" I said turning around to look at the crowd again.

"I gotta give it to you, going up against four, that was-" Josh said but I cut him.

"Bold?"

"I was going to say stupid but whatever you like the best" he laughed.

"That's us, the stupid duo!" I answered.

"Amen brother!" Josh answered and tapped his glass to mine. "Alright, I think it's bar time"

"Yope" I answered and downed my glass.

We both walked to the bar and then looked around, spotting our next victim.

Bar time was like a sprint of bad pick-up lines.

"I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?" I told a girl waiting for her drink, she scowled and ignored me.

Josh nod to me, with a small smile.

"Wanna see a trick I learned in prison?" he asked a girl beside him.

She stared at him wide eyed and walked away from him quickly.

I laughed.

I spotted another girl.

"If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me?" I asked her.

"NO!" she hissed wide eyed.

"Well, I don't, so let's go." I answered smirking, holding my hand out to her.

She scowled and walked away.

That's usually what they did. Scowling and walking away...

"You can touch mine if I can touch yours with mine." Josh told a girl and she actually slapped him.

I laughed.

Josh gave me a murderous glare but I ignored it and turned to a girl instead.

"Hi," I told her "I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no."

She stared at me, not so sure what to do. I decide to make the decision easier for her.

"Driving and my penis...they are both hard for you" I smirked and she also slapped me, and walked away.

"OUCH!!" I called behind her, rubbing my cheek.

"Rejected!" Josh said beside me, giving me a beer.

"We're tie now"

"Ya... alright I say we go up to two other girl each and then we're good..." Josh said and drank.

"Fine with me" I agreed.

"Alright, tight leopard dress girl alone over there" Josh said and walked to her.

"Let's get drunk and take advantage of each other. Or, I could get drunk and you could just take advantage of me. OR, you can stay here and get drunk and I can go home and take advantage of myself. Either way, it's up to you." he offered with an angelic smile.

"YOU'RE A PERVERT!!" she shrieked and ran away.

"Wow, that one freak!" I laughed.

"I know right? Well, you're turn"

I looked around, spotted a red-haired girl with a really short dress, giggling way too much.

I pointed her with my chin and then walked up to her.

"Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?"

"JERK!" she yelled and slapped me.

"OUCH!!" I yelled again.

"The kid got REJECTED!" Josh laughed.

"Thanks" I said rubbing my cheek again.

Damn, that girl knew how to slap... I would have a bruise...

I pressed my beer against it.

"You know what, you played well, I'm going to take the two last one if you want"

"Alright" I agreed.

Damn that hurt!

"I mean your mom is going to be mad at me if I bring you back broken!" Josh said laughing.

I laughed too.

"Alright... Hmm... I don't know... Blond girl over there..." Josh frowned and then shrugged and walked to her.

"Would you fuck me if I was going to die soon?"

The girl looked a little tipsy so she frowned and answered "Depends"

"Well, I've got a bomb in my pants." He answered smirking.

She scowled and slapped him.

"REJECTED!!" I laughed.

"Ya ya.. whatever... alright, last one for the night... That's my master piece"

"Go for it" I laughed.

"Ok... Brunette over there, alone at her booth" he said and walked to her.

"You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo." he smiled.

"Oh MY GOD!!! What's wrong with you!!?" she shrieked and ran away.

"Wow... she obviously didn't know what I was talking about..." Josh said, frowning when I reached him.

"Don't cry man, it might work in a book club or something" I laughed.

"Ya well... I wanted it to work NOW!" he smiled.

"Well, you can always try it on another girl..." I trailed and finished my beer.

"No, no! We don't use twice a pick-up line on Pick-Up Line night!"

"Hey, I'm just saying!" I laughed.

"No, I'm fine... I have to accept it, my art is misunderstood..." Josh said and shook his head.

"You're an idiot!" I stated.

"Ya well, you're pathetic kid! Unhealthy obsession!" he said, pointing at me and finished his glass.

"Hey! Come on! I'm not that bad!! Did I whine tonight! I didn't even mention it! Not one second!" I answered him, while we walked out of the club.

"Ya, but you thought about it! Every second!" Josh answered, taking his keys out of his pocket.

"No I didn't!" I frowned.

"You did, you don't even have to think about it to think about it... You don't even realize it..." Josh said and shook his head.

"That's not true..." I trailed.

"Can't lie to me, I know you too well!" Josh answered

Was he right?

Why was I even asking myself that question...

Of course he was...

"Get in the car kid! You got school tomorrow" Josh laughed.

"Damn it" I scowled.

"Hey you look like all the girls!" Josh laughed more.

"Ya well... school..." I trailed and shook my head.

Stupid school...

But truthfully I wasn't mad to go to school...

After all someone had a debt to pay...

I sighed and sat in the car.

Josh was right; I really had an unhealthy obsession...