《I Sold Myself to the Devil for Vinyls... Pitiful I Know》Chapter Twenty Two

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"LEXI GRAYSON! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!" Blake yelled, walking blindly in the forest.

After his first scream, I kinda figured it would be smarter on my behalf to just make a run for it and hide like a coward.

But I had a hard time keeping myself from laughing. I was actually, crouching behind a bush, holding my mouth in my hands, trying not to laugh.

Of course, in my hurry, I hadn't put any shoes on and now the branches were hurting my bare feet, and I was only wearing my bikini and it was pretty cold out there, but I didn't care. I wasn't going to move from my spot.

First, because I was kinda worried about Blake reaction.

Second, because if I moved and got deeper in the woods, I might get lost or something considering I didn't have a flashlight. Plus, I could totally walk into one of the plants like the ones that I had put in Blake's shorts and that would just be straight dumb on my behalf if I got caught by my own weapon.

"LEXI! SHOW YOUR FACE YOU LITTLE COWARD!"

Oh god, he sounds so mad... Haha!

I muffled another laugh.

"Get out of your hide out so you can explain to me why the hell you seem to find so much pleasure in torturing my balls!" Blake yelled and this time I giggled a little.

But I mean it's not like the spiky thingy could actually stick on his skin, I mean it just sticks on fabric, so worst case scenario he got sting a bit, so what, that's not the end of the world, he'll survive!

But that's when something occurred to me, something I really hadn't thought about because well honestly I don't have a fixation with Blake's balls, but those things got caught in hair too. I remembered all the time's Alex's dog came with us here, and we had to take all the plants out, one by one, which took like forever...

Oh god! I get why he's so mad now. Ha ha ha ha!

This time I really couldn't control my laugh anymore, and actually fell on my butt and laughed out loud, clutching my stomach.

"Oh Grayson, you're so dead right now!" Blake screamed and then he was right in front of me.

I couldn't see his expression, but I guess he was scowling.

I just laughed more.

"Oh god... I'm sorry... I didn't think about all the aspect of this prank... or your hairiness," I said between laughs and then Blake just crouched over me and put something in my hair.

"Good luck taking those out! By the way I gave you the same! Enjoy," Blake said, and I think I could actually hear a smirk.

"Oh that's just gross!" I yelled after him, getting back on my feet.

"Should have thought about it first," Blake said, walking in front of me.

I started to take the spiky thingy out of my hair and pulled hair in the process.

That definitely hurt. And my god damn long hair didn't help my cause.

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But then I stopped dead in my track because I heard a sound. Almost like a growling.

"Oh my god, did you hear that?" I asked Blake in front who was still walking like he hadn't heard anything.

"My balls weeping in pain?" Blake snorted.

"NO! I'm serious, did you hear that sound?" I pressed, and walked up to him, because I was kinda scared now...

"What sound?" Blake asked, and I'm sure he was rolling his eyes now, if I could see them.

"Like a growling," I hissed.

"No..." Blake trailed.

I heard the growling again. And now it was clearer.

"Oh SHIT," I exclaimed.

"What?"

"It's a bear. There's a bear!" I exclaimed.

That was the only possibility. There was a bear. A freaking bear!

"What are you talk-" but then Blake stopped because we heard the growling sound again and it was louder this time "OH SHIT! There's a bear! RUN!" Blake yelled and then we were both running like crazy.

Oh god I don't want to die, eaten by a bear. That would be so lame. Plus, it's gotta hurt.

I kept running, through the wood, my feet hurting like crazy and then finally reached the meadow but Blake wasn't there anymore.

Oh shit.

"BLAKE!" I yelled,

Oh my god! He got eaten by the bear.

Calm down Lexi, he's probably alright, he was just slowing down or something...

But then, cue, I heard Blake scream "HELP!"

OH MY GOD!

I looked around to find someone but they were probably all at the Creek by now.

Oh god.

"SOMEONE HELP," I screamed and then I ran back into the forest.

"BLAKE," I yelled while running, trying to hear Blake again, or see him.

Please don't make me find his bloody corpse that is just bound to scare me to life...

"BLAKE WHERE ARE YOU?" I screamed.

"Right here," Blake's voice said behind me and I squealed like crazy.

"Blake, are you alright?" I hissed but then I heard the growling sound, way too close, and I screamed like there was no tomorrow.

But Blake was laughing.

And then there growling stopped and I heard someone else laughing.

Clark.

"Oh god you should have heard yourself," Blake said, laughing hysterically, leaning on his knees.

"Blake, Blake, Blake," Clark said, in a whiny voice and joined Blake in his laughing.

"Oh my god! What's wrong with you?" I yelled and kicked Blake on the leg.

"First, please Pumpkin did you really think I would be dumb enough to put my shorts on with those spiky things, I'm a jerk, not blind, oh and FYI the hairiness thing, that was just gross of you to think that, I mean please I'm hot. And second did you really think you could get back at me? Seriously Pumpkin, there's no point in trying to get revenge, I'm unprankable."

"So what you decided to just get me MORE mad at you," I shrieked and punched his shoulder.

"Well you did try to hurt my manbusiness again, and that's just hitting below the belt, plus I gotta say, you make a funny frightened girl!" Blake said and then laughed again and Clark joined him.

"OH GOD! What's wrong with you two? I almost had a freaking heart attack," I yelled and then shoved Clark in the chest.

"Hey! Not my idea here, I just followed the lead," Clark laughed.

"You! You're in SO much trouble," I shrieked punching Blake again.

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"Aww, just give it up Pumpkin, you're never going to win against me, but hey, if it makes you feel any better, I gave you an A plus for your efforts! You earn yourself seven minutes of heaven with Clark the Tornado!" Blake said and then laughed again, leaning on his knees and I think he actually had hard time breathing, because he was too hysterical.

"I'm all yours, sugar," Clark said walking towards me but then I did something I usually never do because I know it's just plain mean but he had deserved it.

I kicked Clark in the family jewels.

Clark gasped in pain and then fell on his knees, grasping his crutch, making little weeping sound.

And then I turned towards Blake.

"OH SHIT," Blake yelled because I guess he saw what was coming for him too, and then he sprinted away.

"YOU'RE A DEAD MAN, EATON," I yelled, running after him.

Usually, I'm pretty sure Blake would have out run me but I was just so god damn mad that my legs ran faster than normal. Plus I think his laughing slowed him down, as usual.

That dick.

I was getting pretty dark outside, the only light came from the fire but I could still see his form running in front of me. And then when I was close enough, I lunged at him, tackling us both to the ground.

Of course, that didn't really help for my revenge-kick-in-the-nuts, so I settle on a good old wedgie.

Blake was still laughing under me but I ignored it and I grabbed the back of his shorts before pulling.

I got an immediate response.

Blake stopped laughing and started screaming.

"STOP STOP STOP!" Blake shrieked and he startled me, making me lose my grip.

I got back on my feet but Blake was still lying on the ground, curling up on himself.

"Oh god, oh god, oh god... I forgot to take one out... Oh god that hurts..." Blake whined.

Oh my god! Ha ha ha ha!

"OH. MY. GOD!" Blake yelled and punched the ground.

And it was my turn again to laugh hysterically.

"Oh this is sooo not funny, Grayson," Blake said, his voice strained and breaking.

"Trust me, from my point of view, this is hilarious," I answered him, clutching my stomach, trying to catch my breath.

Blake made another weeping sound, and I think he was retrieving the spiky thingy from his shorts.

"This is for all my dead M&M's. I avenged your memories, rest in peace guys," I said and laughed again.

"I'd like to inform you that I'm in fucking PAIN!"

"Well, then I think we can say we're even now," I told him smirking.

"Oh we're far from even," Blake answer and then he got on his feet.

Oh, oh...

I didn't think about it twice and started to run away, towards the Creek, squealing, Blake on my heels.

This time I think I'm going to need protection.

"ALEX. ALEX. ALEX!" I yelled while running in the trail, making sure to make the branches slap Blake.

I finally reached the end of the trail and could see the deck clearly, lightened by flash lights tapped on it, and I could see Alex, standing at the end of it.

"Alex," I yelled again, making him walked towards me.

The second I reached him, I hid behind him.

"What's wrong?" Alex asked at the same time Blake said "Hiding behind Alex won't save you!"

"Papa Bear, Blake's mean to me," I said in my little kid voice, clutching his back, laughing a little.

"She gave me a freaking wedgie," Blake yelled, trying to step around Alex, but he was still shielding me.

"Kitty, that's low, even for you," Alex laughed.

"Hand her to me Parker," Blake said.

"He drowned my M&M's, threw me in the water, oh and put the spiky thingy in my hair and scared the living crap outta me making me believe there was a bear," I pouted, still clinging to his back, pointing Blake.

"Sorry man, she wins," Alex answered laughing.

"That's just because she had sex with you," Blake mumbled, scowling at me.

In another context I might have been angry, or sad even, while I was reminded of how untrue that was, but right now, I was still in my victory bliss.

"So not the point here, you're torturing my Kitty, I'm the only one who has the right to do that," Alex laughed.

"Ya, and I think we could drop it now, call it a truce?" I said, still behind Alex, grinning sheepishly.

"You're unbelievable," Blake said rolling his eyes, but I could already see he was less angry.

"Is that a yes?" I asked, still grinning.

"Whatever," Blake mumbled.

"Shake hands kid," Alex said, stepping aside to make me come forward.

I rolled my eyes, but held my hand in front of me. Blake rolled his eyes too but shook it. But instead of letting go of my head he pulled me towards him and put something in my hair and then let go of me.

"This one really went against my manbusiness," Blake smirked.

"EWW," I shrieked and then tried to get it out, with a grossed out expression.

"Now we're even," Blake smirked.

But before I could punch or kick Blake, I got splashed by freezing water.

"AAAAh COLD," I shrieked, jumping away.

I could see one of the twins laughing in the water.

"Dude you're in trouble," I told him.

"Come and get me," he said, laughing and I recognized Cameron's voice.

And then Alex ran the end of the deck and jumped in the water, splashing me a little too.

"What's wrong with you all? It's so cold," I whined and wrapped my arms around me, shivering a little.

Ya... it would take a lot to get me in that water...

"Come on! Get in Lexi," someone yelled. Davis.

"Nope! I think it was a bad idea! I'm all skinny you know. I'll get hypothermia in no time."

"You chicken out?" Connor yelled in the water too.

"No I'm just being realist," I answered back and shivered again.

Blake was crouching, putting his hand in the water to see how cold it was.

"Ya, definitely freezing," he agreed.

Alex got out of the water and then walked up to me and squeezed me in his arm.

"Dear god! Get off, you're fucking cold," I yelled and pushed him away.

"Wanna come in MY arms. I'm all warm and cuddly," Blake said beside us, smirking.

"Dream on smartpants," I scowled.

"I will Pumpkin, I will... Alright so wanna race me to the other side?" Blake said smiling mischievously.

"Are you out of your freaking mind?"

"Come ON. Where's your competitive side?"

"Didn't you hear me at all? It's dead cold."

"The weather or your competitive side," Blake laughed.

"Both!"

"I think we should throw her in the water..." Alex said.

"Oh no you don't," I hissed and tried to run away but Alex caught me around the waist.

I trashed in his arms while everyone yelled at him to throw me in.

Bunch of traitors!

"Alexander Parker! You'll get into HUMONGOUS trouble if you don't put me down right this instant," I warned him, still trying to get out of his hold.

"Alright," Alex chuckled and then let go of me.

Everyone screamed in protest.

I ignored them, and wrapped my arms around my torso again, while Alex jumped back in.

Blake was still standing on the deck with me.

"I'll make a deal with you, if you jump I'll do a back flip," Blake said smirking.

"Show off," I scowled but I had to admit that would be cool.

"Come on Pumpkin, I thought you were tougher then this," he said, laughing.

The guys were screaming at me, telling me to just jump already, and then I had enough and I ran the end of the deck, squealing a little and then I jumped.

I felt my heart almost stop beating the second I touched the water.

Freezing was an understatement.

But of course it was just because I wasn't use to it yet. Nevertheless, it was still almost painful. It was like a big slap in the face, but all over my body.

My head didn't go all the way down though. My hands kinda stopped the movement. I gasped more in surprise than for air and then I wanted to get right back on the deck.

"No, no, no! You're not leaving," Cameron said laughing, and then he grabbed me in his arms, keeping me in the Creek.

"Let go! It's COLD!" I hissed.

"That's the point," he laughed. "Just keep moving, you'll get use to it!"

I already knew that! That didn't take away the fact that I was freaking freezing.

"Alright, you earn your back flip," Blake yelled from the deck. "Now, just so you know, if I hit my head or something, you'll have to be the one giving me mouth-to-mouth," he laughed.

"DREAM ON," I yelled back but for one tiny second I actually thought about how it would be if I actually kissed Blake, but I shook the thought away immediately! That would just be stupid.

"I WILL," he answered back and then he turned around, placed himself on the edge of the deck and crouched a little forward.

And then he took a swing and lunged himself backwards.

The guys were all cheering for him as usual, but I, on the other hand, was actually worried for a second that he would really hit his head on the deck.

But he didn't hurt himself. He simply back flipped and then hit the water.

"OH GOD! It IS cold," he shrieked the second his head got out of the water.

"Told you, dumbass," I yelled back, but I was slowly finding the water more bearable to stay in...

We all stayed in the water for a little while, some of the guys jumping from the deck, trying to show off too, in my mind, but then we all had enough and got out.

I wrapped myself tightly in my towel, shivering with cold, trying to not stop moving, all the while we came back to the fire.

Alex let me change first, and I got back in my comfy sweet pants and hoodie, but I was still pretty cold and my damp hair didn't help.

I put my hood on, and hid my hand in my sleeves, curling them into fists.

"It was a bad idea to swim! It's freaking cold," I said, my teeth chatting while I sat at the picnic table. Close from the fire.

"You always say that," Davis laughed.

"Cause it's always true," I shivered.

"Stop being such a crying baby, Kitty," Alex said and wrapped his arm around me.

"Back off! You're still cold," I told him and pushed him away, while he laughed. "How come I'm the only one getting hypothermia here?"

"Cause you don't have enough muscle mass," Alex laughed.

"Big meany," I frowned.

"I know you love me," he said smiling.

"Whatever," I answered, dismissively.

Still laughing, Alex got up and went to get more wood for the fire. Janna and Catherine came to sit with me at the table while their boyfriends went to help Alex. Catherine was looking at me with weird eyes, like she was trying to figure out something.

"You have that look," I told Catherine, frowning.

"Can't a girl think a bit," she answered, smiling.

"Spill it sister," I rolled my eyes.

"Well, what I wonder is why you still don't have a boyfriend... I mean come on, you and Alex... it's been what? Over a year? Is it because you still have feelings for him?" she asked me

"No, he just ruined me for every other man¸," I said dramatically

I wouldn't go into details with her about my relation with Alex, because it had almost destroyed our friendship. What he had done to me was wrong, and as much as I cared about him, I had every right to be mad at him. And that's what had happened the first month after our break-up. I had completely ignored him, never picked up his calls and just stopped talking with him.

Vanessa was still there and she was the one who forced me to go talk to him.

She had been right to do it. Because as much as I was mad with Alex, I was mad at myself too. I was mad for not being enough for him. I was mad for being so blind. And I was mad because I thought I knew everything about him.

But I was mad at Alex the boyfriend. Not at Alex the best friend.

And as much as I wanted to deny it, I was missing him.

Even when we were dating, it had always felt more like my best friend than my boyfriend, I just didn't want to admit it, I think.

Why?

Maybe because I was more in love with the concept of loving, than with Alex? Maybe in some way I was using him too. Not the way he had, but still.

Because it had always been a given. I had a crush on Alex. That was almost like a fact. The sky is blue, the grass is green, if you put your hands in fire it'll burn you and Lexi has a crush on Alex. It had always been that way. And I didn't think about it more, or tried to understand, it just was. Almost like a comfort zone.

And I did believe that Alex cared about me. And I cared about him too.

At first, of course things had been weird, but then, because we had been so close for all these years, because he was still the same Alex, my Alex, I had forgiven him.

Such an old friendship couldn't be destroyed. I mean ten years in comparison to sixteen wasn't that much...

And in the end I think it was just for the best.

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