Percy:

Hey

Thor:

Hello half-blood!

Tony:

Why aren't we texting in Chaos?

Percy:

Because I clicked the wrong chat

Peter:

Hi!

Tony:

Peter!

Tony:

Percy why'd you add Peter!!!

Percy:

It wasn't me!

Percy:

Why does everyone always blame me 😞

Peter:

Mr. Stark I'm disappointed in you

Peter:

You really thought I wouldn't just hack your phone?

Peter:

Now I'm in the cult!

Leo:

So... do we tell him now?

Tony:

No!

Percy:

I kinda want to

Annabeth:

You still have to get approval

Annabeth:

telling someone is a big deal

Peter:

There's more?

Percy:

Yup

Tony:

Don't tell him that!

Percy:

🙄

Leo:

We could also just switch to Chaos and forget this ever happened

Percy:

I don't want to text on Chaos

Tony:

I thought you were trying to text on Chaos?

Percy:

Actually I was trying to text Annabeth

Annabeth:

Why? did something happen?

Percy:

Nope I just realized how similar you are to cinderella

Annabeth:

...what

Percy:

Her mother died = yours left

Her dad married an evil person = yours married a jerk

Her dad didn't help or was under a spell or something = yours also didn't help

She has to evil step sisters = you have two evil step brothers

Percy:

See my point?

Annabeth:

My brothers aren't evil

Percy:

Oh close enough

Leo:

So would that make Percy your prince?

Percy:

I am technically I am prince

Peter:

Your a prince!?

Percy:

Oh... hi

Peter:

But are you?

Percy:

No

Peter:

Than why'd you say you are?

Percy:

Idk

Leo:

Great cover Percy

Percy:

Yup

Peter:

Are you like a prince in hiding?!

Peter:

Are evil people who want to take over you kingdom after you?!

Peter:

And they need to kill you so that your dying father will have no one to give the throne to!

Peter:

And your kingdom well go into ruins!

Peter:

So your hiding here in New York!

Peter:

And everyone in this cult knows your secret which puts them in danger and that's why mr. Stark didn't want me to join!

Leo:

Yup you got it spot on!

Peter:

Really?!

Percy:

No!

Leo:

He's just trying to protect his secret

Leo:

Plus we need to ask Percy's supervisor before we tell anyone

Peter:

Supervisor?

Leo:

Yeah someone was sent here with Percy to make sure he behaves (also teach him how to cook and stuff because his had servants his whole life)

Peter:

Wow so that was actually right?

Leo:

Pretty much but his dad's already dead Percy's going to be crowned king when he turns 18

Peter:

That's crazy

Percy:

Leo

Leo:

Yes?

Percy:

I hate you

Percy:

I hate you so much

Peter:

Don't worry prince Percy I won't tell a soul!

Percy:

Not even Ned and MJ?

Peter:

Yup!

Ned:

Percy your royalty!

Percy:

PETER!

Peter:

I'm sorry I tried but MJ always knows when I'm lying and then she told Ned and they guilt tripped me!

Peter:

We do always tell each other everything!

Percy:

So you texted me about it on the group chat that has EVERYONE

Ned:

...Sorry

Ned:

But this is so cool!

Natasha:

What are you talking about?

MJ:

Percy got a really high score on a video game and so now he's the "prince" it's the highest level

Natasha:

🤨

Percy:

Anyway

Clint:

So we should definitely call Percy Prince Percy from now on right?

Leo:

Absolute

Percy:

No!

Prince Percy:

Well unless you want to call me prince of blue food I'd be fine with that

Prince Percy:

Dam it

Annabeth:

It's DAMN

Prince Percy:

Fine

Prince Percy:

DAM it

Annabeth:

Why are you like this?

Prince Percy:

Idk why are you dating me

Annabeth:

I honestly don't know

Prince Percy:

Also if I'm prince than can Annabeth be Princess?

Annabeth:

No not happening

Peter:

Wouldn't she have to marry you to be a princess?

Prince Percy:

Well I'm not a real prince so if I can be prince Percy Annabeth can be Princess Annabeth

Leo:

But you are a real prince

Annabeth:

Yeah Percy stop trying to lie your way out of this

Ned:

We won't tell anyone don't worry

Prince Percy:

...

Prince Percy:

To late

Ned:

We won't tell anyone else

Clint:

You didn't get a high score on a video game I take it?

MJ:

I tried

Percy:

Yeah thanks MJ

Annabeth:

These people are trying to take over Percy kingdom right now he is the prince but when he turns 18 he'll be crowned king

Annabeth:

He's hiding here so the people won't find him and he'll be safe then when he's 18 he'll go home and be king

Ned:

What's the name of your county?

Leo:

Chamesaw

Ned:

Do you speak English there?

Leo:

They're bilingual they speak English and their own language

Ned:

Wow Percy can you teach me a bit of your language?

Percy:

No

Peter:

Are you still mad a told Ned and MJ

Peter:

I really am sorry

Percy:

No

Percy:

I'm mad at Leo for starting this

Percy:

And it's not true!

MJ:

You did say your a prince first

MJ:

Why would you say that if it's not true?

Percy:

You weren't even there!

MJ:

Peter told me

Percy:

😠