555-296-5390:

Hey! I just got a phone and Percy gave me your number so I could check up on you! 😄

Nico:

And you are?

555-296-5390:

Oh sorry 😅 I'm Will Solace! I was the doctor assigned to check you out after the whole Athena ordeal

Nico:

Oh yeah I remember

Hopefully Gay:

Thanks?

Nico:

Wait can you see that?

Hopefully Gay:

Yup

Hopefully Gay:

Hello?

Hopefully Gay:

Uh Nico?

Percy:

Nico just looked at his phone and passed out was that you?

Will:

It was kind of his own fault

Percy:

Lol what happened?

Will:

Percy:

...are you?

Will:

Will yeah

Percy:

Do you like Nico?

Will:

I can't date my patient!

Percy:

Oh forbidden love 😢

Percy:

Good thing that's not a rule at camp

Will:

It's still unprofessional

Percy:

Fine then wait til he's not your patient but remember Nico's hot guys will be begging to go out with him

Will:

...Are you straight?

Percy:

🙄

Will:

😂

Will:

You didn't answer the question!

Percy:

I love Annabeth

Will:

Oh gods you're bi or something aren't you!

Percy:

I never said that!

Will:

But you won't say you're heterosexual!

Percy:

Look Nico's like a little brother to me I don't feel that way about him

Will:

Okay but I'll be waiting for you to come out of the closet

Percy:

Please go ask Nico out and leave me alone

Will:

Fine but only cuz you're right about him being hot as hell

Hopefully Gay:

Hey could you change my name to gay as fuck?

Nico:

Uh yeah

Percy:

Stop making Nico pass out!

Tony:

Did you die?

Percy:

What no

Percy:

Why?

Tony:

You haven't texted me in forever

Percy:

...you're the one who doesn't have a life

Tony:

I have a life I saved the world!

Percy:

Dude I saved the world when I was like 12 it's not that hard

Peter:

Wait you're a super hero too!

Percy:

... are we on the group chat?

Tony:

Apparently

Natasha:

Who are you?

Percy:

Percy

Natasha:

I was talking about the saving the world thing

Percy:

Oh well I technically saved the world but really I was just keeping my uncle from throwing a tantrum

Clint:

That's not saving the world

Annabeth:

Yeah Percy you didn't save the world

Percy:

Good point

Natasha:

Okay now you're lying

Percy:

I'm offended you would accuse me of that!

Natasha:

I can read people you're lying

Percy:

We're texting the only thing you're reading is my message

Natasha:

You're so bad I don't need anything else

Percy:

Okay so then how did I save the world?

Natasha:

You tell me you're the one who said it

Percy:

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST TONY

Peter:

So tony knows what you're talking about?

Percy:

Cult members only

Thor:

I am a member of the cult!

Peter:

THOR DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A CULT WAS AND HE GOT IN

Tony:

Peter's to innocent to join

Clint:

Okay what do you guys do in this cult!

Peter:

How do I join?

Tony:

Peter stop it

Percy:

You need to be approved

Tony:

Don't. You. Dare

Peter:

How do I get approved?!

Tony:

Am I invisible!?

Percy:

Okay look the "cult" is actually really serious it took months for Tony just to convince me to ask the other if he can join so none of you are getting in sorry

Peter:

So I need to annoy you for a couple mouths?

Peter:

Cuz I can totally do that!

Percy:

...I like the way you think but no

Leo:

That is exactly what tony did though

Clint:

How did Thor get in you barely know him?

Percy:

Thor's a special case

Clint:

Is it because he's a gods?!

Clint:

Because that is totally unfair!

Percy:

Life's unfair

Clint:

😑

Percy:

Hey!

Percy:

My moms awesome

Leo:

Yeah but people with one really shitty parent and one awesome parent didn't have the same ring to it

Percy:

True

Annabeth:

You're both idiots

Percy:

Love you to

Annabeth:

*too

Percy:

I take it back

Annabeth:

🙄

Leo:

I'm here too

Percy:

They need to make an Emoji that's sticking their tongue out

Annabeth:

They have this one 😛

Percy:

But that one smiling I want one that doing it in an annoyed way

Leo:

I'm still here

Annabeth:

So like a five year old does?

Percy:

No like a Percy does

Annabeth:

So a five year old

Leo:

Hi

Annabeth:

Styx where are you?!

Leo:

Don't worry I'm fine I just wanted to be included

Percy:

🤦🏻‍♂️

Percy:

Is Nico on here?

Leo:

Nico has a phone?

Percy:

Yeah he got it a couple years back but hardly uses it

Leo:

Oh what his number?

Percy:

555-382-8815

Leo:

Hey Nico!

Percy:

Nico!

Leo:

NICO

Percy:

NICO

Leo:

NICO

Leo:

NICO

Percy:

NICO

Leo:

NICO

Percy:

NICO

Leo:

NICO

Percy:

NICO

Leo:

NICO

Leo:

NICO

Percy:

NICO

Percy:

Let's spam him on Chaos so we can get everyone to do it

Leo:

😈😈😈

Annabeth:

Again you're both idiots

Percy:

Hello everyone!

Leo:

We have a very important announcement

Percy:

Our friend Nico has been on this chat since the beginning but has not texted once

Leo:

So how are we going to get him to text you ask?

Percy:

Why spam of course

Leo:

So please all who see this message join us in spamming Nico

Annabeth:

They just spent 15 minutes rehearsing that

Percy:

Annabeth!!!

Peter:

SPAM!

Clint:

MORE SPAM

Tony:

WITH A SIDE OF SPAM

Ned:

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM!!!

Peter:

SSSSSSSPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAMMMMMM

Clint:

Steve wants to know what spam is

Clint:

Also SPAM

Percy:

NICO!!!!!

Percy:

👻🤴🏻

Tony:

What does that mean?

Percy:

Ghost King

Ned:

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM

Percy:

SPAM

Peter:

SPIDER SPAM!!!!!!

Annabeth:

DEATH TO ALL SPIDERS!!!!!

Peter:

Mr. Stark!!!

Peter:

I'm scared

Percy:

You should be

Leo:

MORE SPAMMING LESS TALKING

Annabeth:

You guys know Nico probably keeps his phone on silent right?

Percy:

No no we did not

Percy:

Why didn't you tell us?!

Annabeth:

I thought you would think about the fact that he hadn't responded to any of our conversation even when they're long and to him that would just be constant dings

Percy:

Oh

Annabeth:

Yeah

Percy:

Well dam

Annabeth:

*damn

Percy:

No dam

Annabeth:

Percy you're saying dam like hey look at that dam over there when it should be damn like damn this school is awesome

Percy:

*sucks

Percy:

Also I know

Annabeth:

Damn this school is sucks doesn't make sense

Annabeth:

Also I don't think you understand what I'm saying

Percy:

I need Thalia and Grover on here they understand me

Annabeth:

What are you talking about?

Percy:

You know Thalia and Grover are friends

Annabeth:

*Our

Leo:

Yea are friends our petty awsome your really good at grammar will I half to go sea yo later

Annabeth:

Thanks see you later

Percy:

What the frick

Annabeth:

What?

Percy:

Don't act like you didn't notice you notice everything

Annabeth:

😈

Percy:

😩

Annabeth:

*our

Annabeth:

*are

Annabeth:

*Pretty

Annabeth:

*Awesome

Annabeth:

*You're

Annabeth:

*well

Annabeth:

*have

Percy:

What?

Annabeth:

I've been trying to resist correcting he's text but I couldn't sleep

Leo:

*his

Percy:

🤣🤣🤣

Annabeth:

It auto corrected!!!

Percy:

Sure it did

Annabeth:

How long do you think it will take anyone to notice if you guys didn't show up to breakfast

Percy:

Everyone so focused on eating I don't think they ever would

Leo:

What he means by that is that everyone would notice right away and come search for us and never forgive anyone who hurt us right Percy

Percy:

Oh! Yeah right our murderer would be in big trouble

Annabeth:

Don't worry I know how to hide a body 😄

Percy:

Oh schist

Leo:

Schist indeed

😋