Percy:

Could everyone please add everyone you know to this chat?

Peter:

Why?

Percy:

I need more chaos

Peter:

Done

555-164-2484:

Peter what's going on?

Peter:

Welcome to chaos Percy made this chat and ask us to add everyone we know because he want this to just be chaos

Peter:

This Ned btw

Ned:

Hi

Percy:

Hello!

555-053-1203:

Sup losers

Peter:

And this is MJ

Percy:

Hi

MJ:

Hey

Leo:

YOU WANT CHAOS

Leo:

YOU GET CHAOS!!!!!!!!!

Leo:

😨😏😨🙂🥳🤨😛😟🙃😝🤨😗🥳😏🙂😝😝😘😘😘😘🥳😘😟😜🤩🥳😙🥳🙃🥳🙂🥰😟😔

Leo:

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Leo:

WHAT IF WE ADD CHOAS TO THE CHAT?

Percy:

Like actually add Chaos?

Leo:

YEAH

Percy:

That sounds really dumb

Percy:

And a perfect way to make this chat Chaos!

Annabeth:

No you idiots are not doing that!

Percy:

Please!

Leo:

🥺

Percy:

Don't steal my baby seal eyes that's my thing!

Leo:

Oh! Send a pic of you doing that no one can say no to your baby seal eyes!

Percy:

Annabeth can say no to my baby seal eyes

Leo:

Heartless!!!

Annabeth:

You're all to soft

MJ:

I like you

Percy:

But Annabeth!

Annabeth:

I said no

Percy:

Meanie

Annabeth:

🙄

Annabeth:

Are you guys sure you're not 5 years old?

Peter:

What are you talking about?

Leo:

Our cult

Annabeth:

🤦🏼‍♀️

Peter:

...

Percy:

We warship blue food

Tony:

I'm a member

Peter:

Can I join?

Clint:

Can I join too?

Percy:

Uh idk let me ask

Annabeth:

PERUSES JACKSON GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW

Annabeth:

They don't even know what their asking for

Percy:

Fine

Peter:

Wait what?

Tony:

Peters not allowed to join

Peter:

Why!?

Tony:

Because it's dangerous

Clint:

Wtf

Clint:

Steve can't work a phone so I'll text for him

Clint:

Steve's says LANGUAGE

Thor:

What is a cult?

Clint:

Steve says yeah what's a cult?

Annabeth:

Doesn't matter

Peter:

Wait are you guys in a actual cult?

Leo:

Yes

Annabeth:

No

Percy:

Yes

Tony:

I don't know

Peter:

How do you not know if you're in a cult?

Annabeth:

Percy:

We have to sacrifice food to the gods before we eat and do whatever they say

Peter:

...

Percy:

Good morning!

Leo:

Morning

Annabeth:

Hey seaweed brain

Percy:

Why is no one else responding?

Percy:

😣

Leo:

...it's 5 am on a weekend

Annabeth:

So?

Leo:

You guys spend to much time at camp

Annabeth:

What do you mean?

Clint:

He means GO TO BED

Annabeth:

But it's morning

Leo:

Normal people don't wake up early on weekends

Percy:

I thought that was just Tony

Annabeth:

But it's 5

Leo:

5 IS EARLY

Annabeth:

Mortals are weird

Percy:

Yeah

Leo:

You know I expected better from you Percy

Leo:

I mean you go home every winter

Percy:

Yeah but the only people I talk to are my mom and Paul

Annabeth:

You grow up in the mortal world

Percy:

I've forgotten their ways

Leo:

Clearly

Percy:

🙄

Annabeth:

What time do they get up?

Leo:

Depends on the person

Annabeth:

My dads calling me for breakfast

Leo:

I forgot you go home for the winter to why don't you know this?

Annabeth:

Like Percy said I don't talk to anyone

Annabeth:

Gtg

Thor:

Peruses may I speak to you?

Percy:

Yeah go head

Thor:

Are you the half-blood Peruses Jackson son of Poseidon?

Percy:

🤬

Percy:

What the hades!

Percy:

You can't just tell people that!!!

Thor:

My apologies son of Jack

Thor:

Also am I in the cult now?

Annabeth:

Yes

Percy:

😡

Leo:

What going on?

Percy:

Look at the chaos group chat

Leo:

Zeus underpants!

Percy:

Yeah

Tony:

What?

Percy:

🤦🏻‍♂️

Percy:

Look. At. The. Group. Chat

Tony:

I did I meant the "Zeus underpants" part

Percy:

It's something demigods say

Annabeth:

Thor you can't just say that

Thor:

So you are the son of Poseidon?

Percy:

Yeah so?

Thor:

It's a honor to meet you!

Thor:

We tell stories of your heroics on Asgard!

Thor:

Is it true that you fought and beat the Minotaur when you were 12 with only one month of training?!?

Percy:

Uh sort of?

Annabeth:

He was 11 and didn't have any training

Percy:

I was almost 12

Percy:

And it was raining so I had an advantage plus my mom told me how to doge

Thor:

Odin's beard I most add this to the book at once!

Percy:

What book?

Thor:

... nothing

Percy:

Thor. What. Book

Thor:

Because of all the heroic thing you did my people decided to write books about you

Percy:

...

Thor:

In fact now that you know you can help us rewrite the book more accurately!

Annabeth:

He would love to!

Percy:

What! No!

Thor:

Oh please Perseus!

Percy:

Do. Not. Call. Me. Perseus

Annabeth:

Come on Percy he said please gods never say please

Leo:

Wait is there a book about me?

Thor:

Who are you?

Leo:

Okay not gonna lie that stung

Leo:

I'm Leo Valdez one of the seven we fought Gaia

Thor:

LEO VALDEZ!!!

Thor:

You're my favorite!

Leo:

Really?!

Thor:

Sadly you do not have your own book but there is a book about the seven

Leo:

So Percy gets his own book but the seven have to share

Thor:

Do you think you could get the seven to help us rewrite those books!?!

Leo:

Yup I'll use my Leo charm!

Annabeth:

What charm?

Leo:

You're just jealous

Percy:

You guys are gonna make me do this aren't you

Annabeth:

Yup

Thor:

That reminds me

Thor:

I think Peter adopted a hellhound

Percy:

Wait really!?

Thor:

Yes I don't know why it's not attacking anyone though

Percy:

Does she respond to Mrs. O'Leary!?

Thor:

I do not know young half-blood

Percy:

Check!

Thor:

Yes she does

Percy:

Thank the gods I've been worried sick about her

Thor:

Do you know this hellhound?

Percy:

Yeah she's my dog

Thor:

I thought hellhound ate half-bloods

Percy:

They do

Annabeth:

Mrs. O'Leary is the only tamed hellhound we

know of

Percy:

So how do we get Mrs. O'Leary back?

Annabeth:

Tell Peter that she's your dog

Percy:

That's... a lot simpler then I thought this would be

Annabeth:

Peter a good kid he'll probably just give her back

Percy:

Hey Peter?

Peter:

Yeah?

Percy:

You know that dog you found?

Peter:

What about them?

Percy:

Well she's actually my dog

Percy:

I lost her and have been looking for her everywhere but Thor just told me you have her

Peter:

Wait Lord Banana is your dog?

Percy:

Yeah

Percy:

Can I have her back?

Peter:

Yeah but can I have visitation?

Percy:

Lol sure

Percy:

Actually she doesn't live at my apartment I'll talk to the person she normally stays with and we'll work something out

Peter:

😁

Percy:

Okay so how about Mrs. O'Leary stays with Peter during the school year and with Nico during the summer?

Peter:

But then when do you get to see her?

Percy:

I stay with Nico and some other friends during the summer so I'll see her then

Peter:

And who's Nico?

Percy:

Nico's a friend of mine he's actually on most of the group chats he just never responds

Nico:

But then I only get to see Mrs. O'Leary during the summer

Nico:

Also I don't text cuz I actually try to limit my phone time like we're supposed to unlike the rest of you

Percy:

I limit it!

Nico:

You could of IMed me but you CHOSE to text me instead

Percy:

You can't group IM someone

Nico:

🙄

Percy:

What?

Nico:

You gonna get yourself killed

Percy:

Tell that to Tony he's the one who made me get a phone

Nico:

🤨

Peter:

How does being on your phone get you killed?

Nico:

Never mind

Peter:

You can't tell us you're going to get ourselves kill and then not tell us why

Nico:

Not you Percy and he knows why

Percy:

Anyway

Percy:

How about Nico gets Mrs. O'Leary summer and fall then Peter get her winter and spring?

Nico:

I'm good with that

Peter:

Same

Percy:

😄

Percy:

Where did you find her anyway?

Peter:

Central Park

Peter:

She was just wondering around and I felt bad for her

Nico:

How did you even lose her?

Percy:

She was tired and thirsty so I went to go get water but when I came back she was gone

Nico:

🤦🏻‍♂️

Percy:

What?

Nico:

Did you tell her where you were going?

Percy:

No

Nico:

She was probably looking for you

Percy:

Oh

Peter:

Wait does she know English?!?

Nico:

She knows:

I'll be right back

Follow me

Food

Nico

Percy

Mrs. O'Leary

Etc.

Peter:

Cool