Peter:

Guess what?

Bruce:

What?

Peter:

I'm adopting a dog and Tony's Letting them stay at the tower!

Clint:

We're getting a dog!

Peter:

😁

Peter:

Their name is Lord Banana

Bruce:

Why don't you know the gender?

Peter:

I feel like it would be a violation of their privacy to check

Clint:

🤦🏻‍♂️

Natasha:

Be nice!

Tony:

I think that's kind of cute

Peter:

I'm not cute!!!

Peter:

I'm scary!!!

Peter:

🤡

Clint:

Why the clown?

Peter:

I have a lot in common with clown we're both funny and scary

Tony:

And fit in small places

Peter:

🤡🤡🤡

Clint:

You're more like a cat

Clint:

😸🐈🐱

Peter:

I come off harmless and cute but will ripe your face off if you annoy me?

Clint:

...

Clint:

Your cute funny and acrobatic

Peter:

I like mine better

Tony:

What did cats do to you?

Peter:

🤷🏻‍♂️

Peter:

Do you guys want to talk on the chaos chat Percy made?

Clint:

Sure

Bruce:

Why not?

Peter:

PERCY!!!!

Percy:

What?

Peter:

Nothing

Percy:

😠

Tony:

You two are two of a kind

Percy:

🙄

Percy:

Gtg ttyl

Peter:

Bye 😖

Clint:

😢

Tony:

Wanna spam him?

Clint:

Definitely

Peter:

YES!

Tony:

PERCY

Peter:

PERCY

Clint:

PERCY

Tony:

PERCY

Clint:

PERCY

Peter:

PERCY

Clint:

PERCY

Tony:

PERCY

Peter:

PERCY

Tony:

PERCY

Tony:

PERCY

Peter:

PERCY

Tony:

PERCY

Tony:

PERCY

Peter:

PERCY

Peter:

PERCY

Tony:

PERCY

Peter:

PERCY

Tony:

PERCY

Peter:

PERCY

Tony:

PERCY

Peter:

PERCY

Tony:

PERCY

Peter:

PERCY

Percy:

STOP

Percy:

IM BUSY

Peter:

To busy for your new friends?

Percy:

YES

Peter:

I'm hurt

Peter:

😢

Percy:

ANNABETH IS TRYING TO KILL ME!!!!

Peter:

What?

Tony:

Why!?

Percy:

Sorry Percy's not available to talk right now

Peter:

Did Percy just die?

Tony:

I think so

Leo:

Rip Percy Jackson lord of the blue cookies

Clint:

Blue cookies?

Leo:

Oh Percy mom makes these delicious chocolate chip cookies but she dyes them blue I know there's a reason but I don't remember what it was

Leo:

Anyway Percy loves his moms cookies (we all do) and sometimes calls him self things like the lord of blue food or whatever

Peter:

But why did Annabeth kill Percy?

Leo:

I cannot say

Peter:

?

Annabeth:

Anyway what's up with you guys?

Peter:

I'm getting a dog!

Tony:

He named it Lord Banana

Peter:

THEM NOT IT

Annabeth:

You don't know the gender?

Peter:

I don't want to check

Annabeth:

The shelter didn't tell you?

Peter:

I didn't get Lord Banana from a shelter I found them on the street

Annabeth:

You should take Lord Banana to a vet and get them checked out

Peter:

Oh

Leo:

Why did you name them Lord Banana?

Peter:

Because Banana is fun to say

Leo:

But why Lord?

Peter:

Because Lord Banana deserves to be a Lord

Annabeth:

Do you know what type of dog they are?

Peter:

Uh whatever the biggest one is

Annabeth:

Great Dane?

Peter:

If they're big then that's probably Lord Banana

Percy:

Who's Lord Banana?

Annabeth:

Read the texts seaweedbrain

Percy:

Oh

Peter:

YOU'RE ALIVE!!!!

Percy:

I'm not that easy to get rid of

Peter:

😁

Tony:

Why was Annabeth mad at you anyway?

Percy:

Leo's on fire

Annabeth:

Styx

Percy:

Me and Annabeth gtg

Tony:

Wait what Leo's on fire?!

Peter:

Is that code?

Clint:

Should we do something?

Bruce:

There's no way their that calm about their friend being on fire it's probably a prank

Clint:

Yeah that makes since

Peter:

Well it didn't work you guys can come back now

Natasha:

Their not gonna admit

Tony:

You're lack of knowledge about Percy is showing

Clint:

What does that mean?

Tony:

🙄

Tony:

It means Leo is definitely on fire right now