Percy:

Hey Tony?

Tony:

Yeah?

Percy:

You're pretty open minded right?

Tony:

Yeah I guess why?

Percy:

No reason

Percy:

You know a god right?

Percy:

Thor?

Tony:

Yeah

Tony:

What is this about?

Percy:

My dad's not dead

Tony:

What?!

Tony:

How is that related to Thor?

Percy:

Never mind

Tony:

No tell me

Percy:

No the Thor thing was unrelated

Tony:

Why did you lie about you dad?

Percy:

I didn't

Percy:

Well I did

Percy:

But that was different then the other lies

Tony:

How so?

Percy:

I thought it was true for the first 11 almost 12 years of my life so it's automatic

Tony:

So you didn't mean to lie?

Percy:

Well no I would've lied either way

Tony:

Why are you telling me this?

Percy:

Idk

Percy:

Again again I don't know why I do half the things I do

Tony:

If your dad's not dead then where is he?

Percy:

Idk probably his house

Tony:

Have you met him?

Percy:

Yeah

Tony:

Why did you think he was dead?

Percy:

My mom told me he was

Tony:

Why?

Percy:

She has her reason

Tony:

What are they?

Percy:

The people that Target half bloods don't start coming after you till you know who your godly parent is

Tony:

How do they know you know?

Percy:

They just do

Tony:

Can you give me any information about these people?

Percy:

Well we call them monsters uh they're jerks no one likes them they can't die don't eat the free samples and never trust Chihuahuas

Tony:

... what?

Tony:

Don't eat the free samples and never trust chihuahuas?

Percy:

It's good advice!

Tony:

🤨

Percy:

Don't look at me like that!

Tony:

🤨

Percy:

🥺

Tony:

No wolf glare?

Percy:

Nope I'm in a baby Seal eyes mood

Percy:

🥺

Tony:

Baby seal eyes?

Percy:

Yup

Tony:

You're a strange person

Percy:

😘

Tony:

?

Percy:

THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT

Tony:

🤣

Percy:

Shut up I missed clicked

Tony:

What were you trying to send?

Percy:

😁

Tony:

There not even by each other

Percy:

I was in my recent's!

Percy:

Are you trying to say I a 17 year old purposely sent you a 60 year old a kissing face?

Tony:

I'M NOT 60

Percy:

Oh sorry 70

Tony:

😠

Percy:

80?

Tony:

🤬

Percy:

90 got it

Tony:

57!

Tony:

I'm 57 years old!

Percy:

So I was right 60!

Tony:

57 not 60!!!!

Percy:

It's a three year difference!

Percy:

You'll be there soon anyway just accept it

Tony:

😡

Percy:

🙄

Tony:

😡😡😡

Percy:

Drama Princess

Tony:

Princess?

Percy:

I've already named someone drama queen so you're drama princess 👸🏼

Tony:

😤

Percy:

😹

Tony:

Why the cat?

Percy:

Idk

Percy:

My stepdads adopting a cat

Tony:

That's fun

Tony:

Are you excited

Percy:

I don't really care

Percy:

When it comes to taking care of animals I already have my hands full

Percy:

Plus I'm moving out soon anyway

Tony:

What other animals do you have?

Percy:

A dog and a horse

Tony:

But you live in an apartment how do you have a horse???

Percy:

He stays at my summer camp

Percy:

Also his name is blackjack

Percy:

Do you have any pets?

Tony:

No my hands are already full with the Avengers

Tony:

Since we're talking about pets how does Mrs. O'Leary teleport?

Percy:

She's Magical

Tony:

?

Percy:

Idk

Percy:

She just does

Tony:

Why are your parents so powerful?

Percy:

Incest

Tony:

Yeah but what's in their blood that makes them so powerful?

Percy:

Okay all the gods have powers like Mrs. O'Leary there's a lot of gods but the strongest are the big three after them there's the olympians and then the minor gods the half-blood children of the big three have powers then the half-blood children of the Olympians normally just have skill that their inhumanly good at but sometimes they also have powers the minor gods half-blood children are normal ignored because monsters don't go after them

Tony:

What about children of half-bloods?

Percy:

Their called legacies and are normally the same as children of miner gods unless their parents are especially powerful then sometimes their more like half-bloods of Olympians children of legacies are also called legacies and are normaly less powerful then their parents and it just keeps going down the line with the children getting less and less powerful

Tony:

So which one are you?

Percy:

I'm a half-blood of one of the big three

Tony:

What are your powers?

Percy:

i can Control water talk to fish etc

Tony:

Cool!

Percy:

You're taking this really well

Tony:

I work with an actual god

Annabeth:

we need to talk

Percy:

Gtg my girlfriend just texted me and said "we need to talk"

Percy:

😬

Tony:

The texts are going though now?

Percy:

Apparently

Tony:

Well good luck

Percy:

Thanks