Percy:

I talked to my girlfriend and she's not mad!

Percy:

😁

Percy:

Iron baby?

Percy:

You there?

Tony:

Tp earthy gbed

Percy:

What?

Percy:

Hello?

Percy:

Anyone there?

Pepper:

Tony says it's to early go to bed

Percy:

Oh sorry who is this?

Pepper:

Pepper Tony's wife

Percy:

Nice to meet you Pepper

Pepper:

Same to you Baby Blue

Percy:

Hey!

Percy:

How did you even know about that!?!

Pepper:

It's what your contacts say on Tony's phone

Percy:

Oh could you please change it to lord of blue food?

Percy:

🥺

Pepper:

Yeah sure

Percy:

Thanks!

Pepper:

Np

Tony:

Why does your name say Lord of Blue Food?

Percy:

Because that's what I am

Tony:

🤨

Percy:

I also considered the Supreme Lord of the Bathroom

Tony:

You are the weirdest person I have ever meet

Percy:

I'm gonna take that as a complement

Percy:

My girlfriends not mad!

Tony:

Did she agree to treat you better?

Percy:

No...

Tony:

Did you tell her you want her to treat you better?

Percy:

No...

Tony:

🤦🏻‍♂️

Percy:

Well she wasn't mad at me so I didn't want it ruin it also we have more important thing going on

Tony:

Btw I talked to the Avengers we're trying to find a way to help

Percy:

Don't bother I don't think he's here

Tony:

Where do you think he is?

Percy:

Idk

Percy:

I really don't know what to do

Tony:

Well did you check the whole area?

Percy:

No it's to much ground to cover

Tony:

How big is it?

Percy:

Big

Tony:

State?

Percy:

I probably shouldn't answer that

Tony:

Are the police having any luck?

Tony:

Do they tell you stuff?

Percy:

The police don't know

Tony:

What!

Tony:

You need to tell the police!!!

Percy:

What are they going to do?

Tony:

Look for him!

Tony:

They're trained on how to do this stuff!

Percy:

So?

Percy:

The police suck

Tony:

Hey! The police work hard to keep you safe

Percy:

No they work hard to keep YOU safe they don't care about me or my family

Tony:

And why do they care about me and not you?

Percy:

We're kind of problem children

Tony:

Your mom and stepdad are problem children

Percy:

No not them

Percy:

Other family

Tony:

You have another family?

Percy:

Yeah we're a group of kid and most of us are really hard for adults to deal with it's not on purpose I swear

Percy:

Well most of the time

Tony:

Was your friend part of this family?

Percy:

Yup

Percy:

Everyone I hang with is

Tony:

So are they all targets to?

Percy:

Forgot about that

Tony:

That wasn't a lie right

Percy:

Nope

Percy:

Anyway yes they are also targets it's why we're so close

Tony:

How is you friend's parents doing

Percy:

I don't think his dad has noticed yet

Tony:

What!? How do you not notice your child is missing!?

Percy:

He probably just thinks his staying up here

Tony:

Up where?

Percy:

Nico and his dad live underground but Nico doesn't always stay with his dad he travels around a lot and half the time forgets to tell anyone where he's going

Tony:

Well you need to tell his father

Percy:

No!

Tony:

Why not?

Percy:

He's just going to blame it on me and not help with the search

Tony:

Why would he blame you?

Percy:

He doesn't like me

Tony:

Percy he's not going to blame you

Percy:

Yes he is

Tony:

How is this your fault?

Percy:

I didn't stop him when he ran off

Tony:

You made a mistake everyone makes mistakes

Percy:

This isn't about me this is about Nico's dad hating me

Tony:

He's a mature adult his not going to blame you

Percy:

How would you know if he's mature?

Tony:

He raised a child you have to be mature for that

Percy:

He didn't rise a child Nico and his sister were raised by their mother then when she died Nico older sister took over then when she died Nico was on he's own a 10 year old on his own after just losing his sister and his father still didn't step in not for another four years then all the sudden Nico has a father who "cares" that his allowed to live with

Tony:

Oh my god that horrible

Percy:

Nico's considered lucky because his dad cares about him and even allows Nico to live with him

Tony:

Lucky?!?

Percy:

Most of us are completely ignored by our godly parent

Percy:

I'm actually the second luckiest because my dad visits me some time and he's given me two gifts

Tony:

Godly parent?

Percy:

...oops

Percy:

Okay uh well Nicos actually my cousin

Percy:

That family I mentioned earlier we're all related by our "godly parents" who are these really powerful people that have a lot of enemies those enemies are the people that hunt us they don't go after our parents because their to strong

Percy:

Our parents also all ignore us because of some ancient laws they follow

Tony:

Why do you call them you're godly parents?

Percy:

It's a joke because they're so strong

Tony:

What happens when they die do you guys become the next godly parents?

Percy:

No we're demigods and we'll always be demigods

Tony:

Why what makes your parents so powerful?

Percy:

...Incest

Tony:

What?

Percy:

To make a new god they have to be the child of two gods to make a half blood/demigod they have to be the child of a god and a mortal

Percy:

Mortals are people that aren't already in the family

Tony:

Wow

Tony:

That still doesn't explain why you're parents are so powerful

Percy:

The more "godly" blood you have the stronger you are

Tony:

Just give me a second to process this

Percy:

Take all the time you need