《Are You Okay!?!? (Wrong number PJO and Avengers crossover)》Chapter 5
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Tony:
Hey you back yet?
Tony:
How bout now?
Tony:
Or now?
Tony:
Okay how long is this camping trip?!?!
Percy:
Hey
Tony:
Finally
Percy:
You know you didn't need to text me everyday right?
Tony:
I didn't text you everyday
Tony:
I gave you 2 whole days of no Tony but if I'm being honest I don't know why you'd want that
Percy:
🙄
Tony:
Oh I know you love me
Percy:
Just keep telling yourself that
Tony:
How was the trip?
Percy:
Fine
Tony:
Where did you guys go anyway?
Percy:
Are you seriously interrogating me?
Tony:
I was just wondering geez
Percy:
Sorry it's been a long week
Tony:
What happened?
Percy:
Nothing important what have you been up to beside texting me constantly
Tony:
Building, meetings, signing autographs you the usual
Percy:
Oh so I looked up the Avengers are I know who you are now!
Percy:
😁
Tony:
I still can't believe you didn't before
Percy:
I don't use electronics a lot
Tony:
...we saved the world
Percy:
I live under a rock
Tony:
Interesting
Tony:
You know I don't actually know what you look like
Percy:
You're so creepy
Percy:
Besides I thought you looked me up
Tony:
There's barely any information about you on the Internet
Percy:
You couldn't find any pics of me?
Tony:
I found some but they were from when you were 11
Percy:
So you want a pic of me?
Tony:
Well you know what I look like right?
Percy:
Yeah
Tony:
Than I think it's only fair
Tony:
It's fine if you don't want to though
Percy:
No I don't mind
Percy:
One sec
Percy:
Tony:
Wtf is that?
Tony:
Why are you dressed all in blue?
Percy:
Wow so judging
Tony:
I was just asking
Percy:
It's a bitmoji my mom had it on her phone so I made one
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Percy:
And I'm in blue because it's the ultimate color duh
Tony:
On an unrelated topic why did you go on a FIVE day camping trip
Percy:
It's a long story
Tony:
I've got plenty of time
Percy:
So I drove out kinda far to meet up with some of my friends but one of them didn't show up
Percy:
I also just found from some other friends that he's been acting weird
Percy:
So we went by his house and looked around for him but we can't found him
and we're worried
Tony:
Did you talk to his parents?
Percy:
They not the most attentive when it comes to their kids
Tony:
If no one knows where he is and he's already been gone for five does you should file a police report
Percy:
It's not unusual for him to disappear for a bit so he's probably fine we're just worried anyway y'know?
Tony:
Percy I'm not trying to freak you out but your friend could be hurt or in a thousand other bad situations you should really contact the police
Percy:
Yeah well the police don't really have the best track record when it comes to dealing with "troubled teens"
Percy:
They'll probably just say he ran away and then drop it
Tony:
Does he have a phone?
Percy:
Omg I'm not giving you his number
Tony:
Hey I just wanted to know if he could call for help if he need a it!
Percy:
Well how was I supposed to know that? Your like super intrusive
Tony:
Speaking of which do you know his parents number?
Percy:
😑
Tony:
I'm joking
Percy:
Sure you are
Intrusive Tony:
🙄
Intrusive Tony:
Hey my name!
Percy:
That's you new name
Intrusive Tony:
No!
Percy:
Yes
Intrusive Tony:
How do I change it back?
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Percy:
You can't
Percy:
Only I can edit your name
Intrusive Tony:
What why?
Percy:
Idk ask the author
Intrusive Tony:
What?
Percy:
Nothing
Intrusive Tony:
Wait does that mean I can change yours?
Blue Boy:
What! No definitely not
Blue boy:
Damnit
Blue boy:
Wait why does it's say boy
Blue Boy:
I'm an adult
Blue Boy:
I'm basically an adult
Intrusive Tony:
Yes you are🤥
Blue Boy:
That emoji better have been an accident
Intrusive Tony:
Yeah I most have pressed it an accident🤥
Intrusive Tony:
Cuz you're very mature🤥
Blue Boy:
😠
Blue Boy:
You should be scared
Intrusive Tony:
Terrified🤥
Blue Boy:
Stoppppppppppppppppp
Blue Boy:
😖
Intrusive Tony:
Very adult
Blue Boy:
I'm still more mature than you
Intrusive Tony:
OKAY THIS MEANS WAR!!!!
Blue Boy:
AGREED!!!
Blue Boy:
PPPPEEEEAAAANNNNUUUUTTT BBBBUUUTTTTTTTTTTEEEEERRRR!!!!!!
Intrusive Tony:
What?
Blue Boy:
That was my brothers battle cry I stoll it cause I like it
Intrusive Tony:
I'm dying
Blue Boy:
MHAHA i have won! my new battle cry kills all who hear it!!!
Intrusive Tony:
😵
Intrusive Tony:
You know just because of that battle cry I'm changing your nickname to...
Blue Boy:
😁😃😄😆🤩
Intrusive Tony:
Baby blue
Baby Blue:
Okay I'm blocking you
Intrusive Tony:
Noooooo
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