《Are You Okay!?!? (Wrong number PJO and Avengers crossover)》Chapter 3
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Tony:
hey Percy
555-674-5385:
new phone who dis?
Tony:
come on Percy I'm done with all this games what is going on with you?!?
555-674-5385:
it's Leo not Percy
Tony:
oh
Leo:
anyway are you talking about Percy Jackson?
Tony:
yeah how'd you know?
Leo:
he's a friend of mine
Leo:
And it's not a very common name
Tony:
well it's nice to meet you Leo I'm Tony
Leo:
like Tony Stark
Tony:
yeah how'd you know?
Leo:
he complains about you a lot
Tony:
of course he does
Leo:
so why do you care anyway?
Tony:
BECAUSE THERE'S SOMETHING VERY WORNG
Leo:
okay chill
Tony:
seriously what's going on with him?
Leo:
a lot
Leo:
he's been though a lot and thing are finally getting better so please don't mess this up for him
Tony:
do you know what HI means?
Leo:
... really? I thought You were a Genius hi means hello dude
Tony:
okay fine what about SHII
Leo:
Sara Has Interesting Images
Tony:
🙄 he told me what it means if he's getting hurt regularly then things are not okay
Leo:
okay maybe thing aren't perfect but there better then they were before
Tony:
then he still needs help
Leo:
whatever but if he asks a tried
Tony:
do you know his number he gave me the wrong one
Leo:
uh he doesn't have a phone but his moms number is 555-394-3862
Tony:
okay thanks
Tony:
Percy you give me the wrong number
As Tony pressed send he cross his fingers that Percy didn't really block him
Sally:
what?
Tony:
the number you give me it was the wrong one
Sally:
oh this is Sally I just looked at the Conversation you guys had I don't know what Percy new number is I didn't even know he had a phone but he's out with friends right now so I can't ask him till he gets home sorry
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Tony:
is Percy allowed to have a phone?
Sally:
yes why?
Tony:
No reason
Sally:
Ok well I'll have Percy text his number to you when he gets home
Tony:
okay thank you
Percy:
555-674-5384
Tony:
why are you up?
Percy:
why are you up?
Tony:
hey I'm an adult I can be up late don't you have school tomorrow
Percy:
🙄
Percy:
since when are you my dad?
Tony:
🙄
Tony:
Speaking of dad I couldn't find anything about who yours is
Tony:
Percy?
Percy:
What?
Tony:
Why'd you stop responding?
Percy:
You made statements i didn't have anything to say
Tony:
Fine do you know who you dad is?
Percy:
Why do you wanna know who my dad is?
Tony:
let's talk on your phone
Percy:
🙄
Tony:
Ok I just wanna point out that no one will read our text so if theirs anything you wanna tell me about your parents you can
Percy:
Why are you so obsessed with my life?!
Percy:
It doesn't matter who my dad is and my mom and stepdad are amazing the have nothing to do with my fucked out life!
Percy:
Just leave them out of it
Tony:
okay okay I'm sorry
Percy:
look it's late I'm going to bed
Tony:
good night
Percy:
I'm bored
Tony:
again why are you up?
Percy:
again why are you up?
Tony:
you woke me up!
Percy:
oh sorry
Tony:
so why are you up?
Percy:
I alway wake up at 5
Tony:
that's only 4 hours of sleep!
Percy:
yeah so?
Tony:
you're supposed to get at least 8!
Percy:
who gets 8 hours of sleep?!?
Tony:
🙄
Percy:
oh that makes sense
Tony:
...
Tony:
do you have friends at school?
Percy:
no
Tony:
are you bullied?
Percy:
yes
Tony:
... why are you telling me this?
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Percy:
I'm bored
Tony:
are the bullies physically hurting you?
Percy:
yes
Tony:
so that the problem!?
Tony:
why wouldn't you tell me before?
Percy:
I was in a bad mood but now I'm bored so I don't care also I answered three questions so what's your favorite color did you go to college and if so what did you major in and...
Percy:
do you have a significant other and if so what's their name
Tony:
uh okay so my favorite color is red yes I went to college I majored in engineering and I have a wife her name is Pepper
Percy:
Why red?
Tony:
what's wrong with red?
Percy:
It's a stupid color
Tony:
it's the color of love and Ironman
Tony:
Do you have something against love?
Percy:
who's Ironman also I still hate red
Tony:
okay what's you favorite color?
Percy:
blue
Tony:
well blue is the color of cold people die from the cold
Percy:
blue is the color of THE SEA nothing else!!!
Tony:
do you like the sea?
Percy:
yes fish are better then people
Tony:
...
Percy:
what's you favorite place to go what are your hobbies and do you like the sea?
Tony:
that's three I only ask two questions
Percy:
🥺 please
Tony:
sure my favorite place to go is really anyplace with my family as for hobbies inventing and I get the feeling that you'll block me if I say no so sure
Percy:
I definitely will
Tony:
why do you like the sea so much beside that fish are better then people
Percy:
my dad was lost at sea so I always feel closer to him when I'm there
Percy:
You mentioned your family do you have kids?
Tony:
Oh their not really my family it's just like a bunch of close friends
Tony:
Remember the teen I mentioned before? It kinda become a thing to like say we're all family so like I'm he's dad
Tony:
Then he has two uncles a mom a grandfather Pepper's his aunt and there's a bunch of other ones
Percy:
Cool I have some friends like that
Percy:
do you want to play truth or dare?
Tony:
sure do you want to go first?
Percy:
😁
Percy:
truth or dare?
Tony:
truth
Percy:
are you famous?
Tony:
yes truth or dare?
Percy:
dare 😎
Tony:
I dare you to tell your mom about the bully/bullies
Percy:
pass
Tony:
you can't pass
Percy:
we never agreed ahead of time
Tony:
yeah so it's automatically assumed that you can't
Percy:
gtg to school ttyl
Tony:
it's only 6 am
Percy:
bye
Tony:
this isn't over
Tony:
Percy come on
Tony:
fine to be continued but we well continue
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