555-394-3862:

Hi

Tony:

Who is this?

555-394-3862:

Bf

Tony:

Sorry bf but I think you have the wrong number

Tony:

Hey SALLY

Sally:

Sorry who is this?

Tony:

The guy you randomly texted hi to

Sally:

Oh that must of been my son sorry

Tony:

It's fine

Sally:

So why are you texting me and how do you know my name?

Tony:

cuz I'm bored so I hack some stuff and found out your name and everything else about you can you give Perseus the phone please?

Sally:

I guess one second

Percy:

What?

Tony:

You're Perseus?

Percy:

Call me Percy but yeah

Tony:

Okay

Percy:

Why did you want to talk to me?

Tony:

I'm bored and it was weird that you just texted hi

Percy:

Lol I guess it does look like hi

Tony:

What do you mean?

Percy:

It used to be Shii but we shortened it to hi

Tony:

What does it mean

Percy:

What's your name?

Tony:

Why does that matter?

Percy:

Because you know my name

Tony:

Well I don't want to tell you my name

Percy:

okay than you don't get to know what hi/shii means

Tony:

okay

Percy:

btw I'm just gonna call you Jeff

Tony:

why?

Percy:

because I want to

Tony:

🙄

Percy:

so how are you Jeff?

Tony:

okay fine my name is Tony!

Percy:

yay!

Tony:

what does shii mean!?!

Percy:

send help I'm Injured and hi is just help injured

Tony:

...

Percy:

now you know 🥳

Tony:

who were you trying to text?

Percy:

nobody

Tony:

🤨 really? You think I would believe that?

Percy:

🤷🏻‍♂️

Tony:

🤦🏻‍♂️

Percy:

I'll tell you who I was trying to text if you tell me...

Tony:

tell you what?

Percy:

how old you are

Tony:

57

Percy:

my girlfriend

Tony:

you have a girlfriend?

Percy:

yeah

Tony:

why don't you have a phone?

Percy:

what do you do for a living?

Tony:

I work at SI

Percy:

I'm broke

Tony:

why were you injured?

Percy:

what's SI?

Tony:

Stark industries

Percy:

some people don't like me

Tony:

why?

Percy:

what do you do at SI?

Tony:

hey you didn't completely answer my question!

Percy:

yeah i

Tony:

no you didn't

Tony:

Percy

Tony:

Percy

Tony:

Percy

Tony:

Percy

Tony:

Percy

Tony:

Percy

Tony:

Percy

Percy:

hi

Tony:

not funny kid

Tony:

kid?

"Shit" tony thought

Percy:

Jk

Tony:

you little!

Percy:

🤣

Tony:

now answer my question!

Percy:

did too!

Tony:

did not!

Percy:

did too!

Tony:

did not!

Percy:

did too!

Tony:

did not!

Percy:

did too!

Tony:

did not!

Percy:

did not!

Tony:

did too!

Percy:

so we agree😁

Tony:

NO!

Percy:

answer my question

Tony:

fine...

Percy:

go on

Tony:

I don't remember what the question was

Percy:

oh

Percy:

I don't remember ether give me a sec

Tony:

or you could just answer my question

Percy:

what do you do at SI

Tony:

I'm Tony Stark

Percy:

so what do you do?

Tony:

🤦🏻‍♂️

Percy:

gtg my mom wants her phone back

Tony:

Wait!

Percy:

what?

Tony:

are you okay?

Percy:

yeah why?

Tony:

Kid I could find barely any information about you in the internet

Tony:

Like you don't have any social media account not even old ones and no one from any of your passed school ever posted like pictures of you or even mentioned you in a post

Tony:

It not even your mom! It's like your hiding

Tony:

The last doctor appointment you had was when you were 11 and you were covered in bruises and cuts

Tony:

Then you disappeared TWICE you don't have a phone (which is concerning on its own)

Tony:

And when you texted me the first time you were asking your girlfriend for help cuz you were injured the only reason you can give me is "some people don't like me"

Tony:

Also you don't know who I am or what SI means

Tony:

Right now it sounds like someone is hurting you and limiting your access to the outside world so you can't get help

Tony:

Or something like that

Percy:

do I have to read that whole thing?

Tony:

what do you mean?

Percy:

one sec let me translate it

Tony:

to what?

Percy:

Greek English is hard to read

Tony:

oh

Percy:

no I'm fine

Tony:

that's it?

Percy:

yeah ttyl

Tony:

okay but if you need anything you can always talk to me