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Hello people of Instagram, My name is Liam James Payne, I'm 23 years old, and I have a kid whose 1 year old. I'm here because I have an application I would like whoever is interested in them to sign up because those are all empty positions.. First application is a friends application, I don't have friends anymore I don't know a louis, niall, Harry, Rita, Bella or even Charlie. I don't have any specific traits for them anything can work, but I want my new friends not to be like the old ones, I want them to tell me everything and never hide stuff from me😾.. Second application is a boyfriend application, I don't know a zayn malik anymore, I want a new one so if you are ready to be a boyfriend for a 23 years old man who has a kid, who's basically an angel. I'm up to it, just don't hide stuff from me too. I'll take every request in the comments let's see! ❤️

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can I fill up the boyfriend application?

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you are accepted, without filling it! Damn, you better come over, I'll introduce you to Noah and stuff

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OMG it's my lucky day! so boyfriends?

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hell yes boyfriends!

baby come on🤦🏻‍♂️❤️

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excuse you he's my baby now! we signed a deal

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I'm no one's baby😫

after a lot of thinkingyou stay I'm kidding I want my rora 🥺

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little li, thank you for not giving my position away❤️

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so Rita stays and not me?

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not you, you are a bad friend, you hide stuff from me and you aren't telling me what zayn is planning 😓

liam is breaking the internet with this post 😂

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you aren't filling any application? 🥺

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yessir I'm filling every application!

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you've been replaced four to go

you don't know a louis? Dammit payno be patient you'll know soon

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do I know you?

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I'm coming over

I want to refill the friend application please

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Just because I love you, I'll let you just don't tell the other betraying people, three to go.

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this ain't fair, I want to refill mine too

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you specifically no, your position is already taken 😾

Noah have two wild parents lmao 😂 liam you are definitely childish

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hey I'm not childish, you aren't allowed to sign an application 😕

that made me laugh a lot, sure payno 😂

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I don't like you go away

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I already started with my application soo...

can I fill the friend application!!

of course you can babe! you've been replaced👍 two to go!

malik please take his phone away from him, he's actually making a squad

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will do!

you still have your phone or no??

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it's taken from him, you can take position 😂😂

poor liam, his post turned into a joke but I love it 😂😂

so zayn is hiding something?

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okay but liam looks so cute ❤️❤️