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happy new year's eve eve fuckers

explain to me why we didn't have a party together

bc y/n cant hold her liquor down, and bc she becomes a horny little shit when she's drunk

*gasp

lies sero, all of them are lies

no bitch they aren't

at the christmas party when we did jello shots you literally asked to fuck me and use my quirk to tie your wrists up

she. what?

stfu

new year, new names

please no, i cant go through this again

hehe uwu XD rawr

let me help you under the gamer desk y/n

sky mommy has changed dank's name to daddy uwu

yes i accept

kaminari isn't a father nor does he say uwu

BYE

sky mommy has changed icythot's name to seasonal depression

waifu has changed sky mommy's name to little slut

only for you mommy mina 😩😩

i have seasonal depression how did you know l/n?

...

poof had changed their name to drug lord

shoto come over i have the special plants i know you like

i am coming now

what special plants-

don't worry about it

look at her username dumbass

i want special plants

no only shoto gets special plants

uh are we promoting drug usage rn?

mina don't act all high and mighty, you greened out the other day

yeah yeah ✨🤪

have y'all ever noticed how bakugou's hair looks like the hardee's star

girl what

she isn't exactly wrong

just look

EXTRA ILL KILL YOU

yes daddy kill me

FUCK YOU

guyssss bakugou wants to fuck me

ew not bakugou

he's a biden supporter y/n you know what that means

we live in japan you guys ༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ

we are past the point of no return midoriya

oh his dick is biiigggg 🤤🤤

i hate you so fucking much

little slut has changed die'a name to hardee's

hate me more daddy but you know you like it 🤪🤪🤪

oh yea wow you've caught me! i fucking love it when y/n doesn't SHUT THE FUCK UP! yeah whoops i'm exposed

YEAH FUCK YOU

that made me ink 😩🥰🥱🤪😳

i hate this class

tari i'm cold

im sitting right next to you sho, just come sit near me

oh i thought you were mr. aizawa, that's why i was not breathing

umm what

yeah uh i'll have what he's having

shoto are you dead

my legs are gone where'd they go

walt sAme todoroki

you too sero???

ye

calm

you sound crazy like that one blonde chick

you mean the blonde from the league of villains?

yeah bathrobe or whatever her fucking name is

not bath robe bakugo it's toga-

same fucking thing

no it's really not

bathrobe >> toga

T-TOGA?? W-WHERE??

no izuku toga isn't here bathrobe is

bathrobe.

hehe