this one's for the girls

❦

y'all

YALL

YALLL

MY FUCKING TURTLE JUST DIED WTF IS HAPPENING TO ME

WAIT WHAT

YO-

NOT MOCHI

wha-

YOU HAD A TURTLE?!?!

yes

had*

fuck you

nooo!!! not mochi :((

aw i'm so sorry y/n! my best wishes to you!

how did he die??

so i was crying my fucking eyes out right?

i-

and i went to pick him up bc he's my comfort animal and his shell FUCKING SHATTERS IN MY HAND

HE WAS DEAD FOR TWO DAYS

umm

eek

the illuminaughty ft. thanos

rip mochi i'm fucking sobbing

WAIT NO NOT THE TURTLE

FUCK

y/n are you at your dorm?

yes shinsou im fucking sobbing in my bed

f in the chat

istg how did you not realize he was dead???

DONT BERATE ME

😃

i want to pull a mochi

metal mouth has left the chat

too soon shoto. too soon

someone add l/n back in

poof has added metal mouth to the chat

NO LET ME CRY IN PEACE GOD DAMMIT

open your door y/n

bitch what

can you fucking read? he said open the door

what crawled up your ass?

i'll send your ass to limbo kami

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

wait lemme pack my bags

dank has been disconnected from the chat!

chile umm anyways so

WAIT DID YOU ACTUALLY SEND HIM TO LIMBO?

no old man rivers's apartment

voltaire...

ah yes i can hear the pained screams of kaminari as old man rivers stares at him intensely

PLEASE ADD HIM BACK

he needs to learn to be manly first

fuck all of you

introducing mochi the second

i found him in the koi pond outside my house

shinsou you're a god

ikr

don't kill the second mochi either y/n

ಠ_ಠ

:D

miss girls

mcdonald's now

YES YES

BE THERE OR BE SQUARE

it's 1:21 in the morning...

umm and?

periodt

the mcdonald's down the street on kenma avenue be there or perish promptly

guess i won't be going

too bad

alright folks BREAK

metal mouth has temperature closed the chat until 2:30am!