《ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ ɪssᴜᴇs | ʙʜɴᴀ》8
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ᴄʟᴀss 1 ʀᴜᴛAʙᴇɢᴀ.
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among us anyone?
umm no miss girl
yeah remember what happened last time
YOU FUCKING KILLED ME
and he threw his laptop into his wall and MADE A HOLE
fucking dumbass
YOU WANNA GO MAGICIAN???
BET WHORE
class! we will play one round of among us! only if bakugou and voltaire stop fighting!
YALL STFU I WANNA PLAYYYY
NO
aaaannndddd the call has been started >:)
"bitch what do you want?"
"who is this?"
"todoroki shut up."
"todo is with you? ahaha say less."
"TURN THIS SHIT OFF!"
"or you could just idk... LEAVE?!"
"MAYBE I WILL!"
"y'all what if i'm the imposter?"
"ayeeee-"
"i joined because voltaire wouldn't stop telling me to play with us."
"it's among us sho."
"oh."
"hi babies!"
"hey miss girl what's popping."
"so the goal of this game is to catch the villain? otherwise known as the imposter?"
"yes king. once everyone joins the game i'll start it."
"we kinda need the code."
"oh right... it's umm... dvqrsc."
"wait what?"
"yeah repeat that."
"ugh fine dvqrsc."
"wait l/n it's pbqrdv?"
"bitch no are you deaf?"
"yeah todoroki it's vdqrpb."
"ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?-."
"everyone calm down we're all talking over each other!"
"iida shut the fuck up."
"that's very rude l/n."
"heart been broke so many times."
"don't know what to believeeeee mama said it my fault! my fault!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP AJSJAJIXI!"
"i am embarrassed to be even remotely attracted to you."
"yo- hold up wait."
"i'm bored so i'll associate with you extras for only ONE ROUND!"
"aww katsuki that makes me ink."
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"i'm not even gonna ask kero."
"anyways starting game!"
"miss girl-."
"who's the imposter?"
"not me, but pink looks kind of sus."
"deku IM PINK."
"nah fam white is super sus, they're following me."
"bitch that's me- we're teaming up?"
"oh shit you right."
"who's idea was it to play with no name tags?"
"l/n's."
"umm miss girl it's for added effect."
"i- umm okay."
"no!!! dang it! someone killed me."
"ooh miss girl i wonder who."
"blue just disappeared into a vent i think."
"woah wait which blue?"
"i can not recall."
"i reported the body sksks."
"self report?"
"yoooo no no no it's not what you think."
"dank kinda sus."
"i voted for skip because i don't know how this game works."
"noooo vote yellow."
"miss girl no that's me."
"exactly."
"NONE OF YOU VOTE FOR ME OR ILL KILL YOU!"
"is bakugou the imposter?"
"yeah katsuki you kinda outed yourself there."
"I DID NOT! IM A STUPID CREWMATE!"
"guys voting ends in 15 seconds."
"my name font is so weird..."
"y'all VOTE ALREADY."
"okay okay fine!"
"okay who the fuck voted for me?"
"it was i ashido, i'm sorry we've come to the terms that you were not the imposter."
"yeah no shit!"
"y'all i'm-."
"rip mina but she wasn't the imposter."
"where's electrical again?"
"look at the map icy hot bastard."
"don't call shoto a bastard, i'll be imposter next round and kill you."
"please don't."
"YALL IM DEAD NOW NO!"
"haha in your face bitch!"
"i hate you."
"i can confirm she's not as mad as she seems."
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"no one cared that you guys are in the same dorm right now just keep playing until i wi- NO! I- FUCKING DEKU! I DIED!"
"i'm literally dead? i'm not an imposter? how is this my fault?!"
"everything is izuku... everything is."
"okay so midoriya, voltaire, bakugou, and ashido are dead so who else is left?"
"kaminari and sero have been awfully quiet since we've started..."
"no no no it's not what you think!"
"i'm just trying to do the stupid electrical wires but i keep messing up."
"i mean it's kaminari and sero, they need all their brain cells at once to do a simple task."
"hey!"
"okay miss i got a 65 on my math test how does trigonometry work."
"shut the fuck up scotch tape."
"HAHA SCOTCH TAPE!"
"it's not that funny."
"i don't know man it was pretty funny."
"yo! who just killed me?"
"it's was i! and l/n!"
"yeah we killed it iida!"
"you killed me didn't you."
"it eez what it eez."
"it eez not what it eez y/n prepare for death."
"not this again."
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