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dekusquad + y/n :D
❦
my cat i-
huh?
todoroki and i are hanging out after school today
PLATONICALLY
and he STOLE MY MF CAT
rip majikuu 20xx
well that's not very kind todoroki
AND HE RAN OUTSIDE WITH IT
i see no proof
oh?
HE SO SOFT???
RIGHT??? AND FOR WHAT?!
also "platonically" 🤢
are those lies i smell?
THESE HOES AINT LOYAL
n e ways
y'all coming over for cookie baking or??
in the dorm kitchen??
yes 😌💅🏻
am i being forced to go to this interaction?
umm
yes
sigh
he just sighed over text please i-
even me, the uncultured one, understands that sighing over text is a no no >:(
I KNOW FOR A FACT TODO DID NOT JUST SIGH OVER TEXT I- JQKXIIA
side note
voltaire i think majikku is adorable 🥺
thanks ochaco!!
he misses you guys :(
he definitely doesn't miss me, seeing as i'm right next to him
remind me to kill you when i see you again
y'all voltaire is gonna kill todoroki sometime today i swear
eh we all know she won't considering... 👀
👀👀
👀👀👀👀👀👀
idk what we're referring to but okay then
👀
p00f has left the group chat !
someone add her b1tch a$$ back
why are you spelling things with weird symbols?
because iida censored all the chats
he's the admin for all but the bakusquad and y/n-squad
>:)
oooh okay!
but aren't WE the y/n-squad?
pshhh lmao u thought
y/n is friends with everyone
icythot has added p00f back to the
group chat !
hey tsu you spelled 'always feels the need to be the center of attention' wrong
i-
sis this is a fanfic written for ME
periodt sis!
wait what
i-
let's forget all about this 'fanfic' movie script you guys are talking about and bake these cookies
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-_-
fine
voltaire and i are at the store getting ingredients we'll be home in a bit :)
9:56 am
YALL HAHAH
what happened this time y/n?
IM PISSING MYSELF LAUGHING
VOLTAIRE DROPPED THE EGGS HAHA
i fail to see how this is funny! this is a complete waste of groceries and money!
say what you want about the eggs but like tf is she wearing??
it was a dare HAHAHHA
you have to love our future generation of heroes
OMG!! is v okay???
she's crying
lmao
"iM SoRRy i DrOppEd ThE eGgS"
im calling the cops
i hate myself omfg
you should
i-
:(
sksksksk
anyways guys look at what we found at the store today
buy. it.
that awkward moment when being a villain just isn't working out
he needs all the lotion he can get tbh
right??
crusty head a$$
the next time him and love muffin attack we should have the entire class throw chapstick tubes at him
BRUV IMAGINE
it was a dark and stormy day. and the class 1-a students are minding their own god dam business when suddenly shigaraki appears in a cloud of purple smoke.
the students give each other knowing glances, and after readying their aim.
CHAPSTICK RAINS FROM THE SKY AND KILLS SHIGARAKI!!
icythot has left the chat !
that's rough buddy
y'all todoroki's ABSOLUTE SHIT personality and sense of humor is covered by the fact that he's what every e-boy what's to be on tik tok
she's kinda got a point
rip 11 year old girl standards
chile anyways so
y'all gon help me get my cat back or??
oh yeah bby! be right there!
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