《ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ ɪssᴜᴇs | ʙʜɴᴀ》2

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class 1-a chat room opened by

alright ladies

i just made the FUNNIEST MEME

yes i know i can HEAR YOU LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC NEXT DOOR

i—

yeah y/n you are laughing really loud

okay umm but like read back to to the part where i asked bc i don't see it

okay so like SEND THE MEME

i sensed memes were being exchanged?

here we go again

remember when this groupchat was used for emergency purposes only? yeah me neither.

shut up iida

anyways

>:0

has banned from the

chat for 2 minutes!

boo-hoo iida

sis i—

quit moping and GET ON WITH IT

feast ur eyes

THIS IS WHAT WE WAITED FOR???

PFTT HAHA

okay but like where's the lie bc i don't see it 👀

and that's on periodt sis

y/n did i say it right?

yes baby sho you did

add the painting nail emoji and the smug face and you're perfect

and that's on periodt sis 😌💅🏻

hows that?

perfect my student

i—

y/n did you teach shoto how to say periodt?

yes yes i did

i'm using him as a meme weapon against bakugou

i've never wanted to kill you more in my entire life y/n

it's like impulse for you to hate me now isn't it 👊🏻😔

umm hunty we BEEN knew he hates us already umm

yeah umm where've you been y/n?

OKAY LOOK I DID NOT ASK TO BE ATTACKED

that's it

someone hire a funeral planner

don't worry i already have mine planned

umm todoroki? are you okay?

yeah todoroki, is everything okay at home?

yeah but like i hate my life someone end it please

SOMEONE HELP SJSJDJAJA

has went offline!

i—

someone call the police omfg

gross police

but don't worry y/n is fine

umm how do you know???

volt is y/n's dorm neighbor

sadly yes

i can hear her blasting burnin up by the jonas brothers every tuesday at 3:30am exactly and it's getting very old

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i— HAHAH

it isn't funny uraraka

voltaire in retaliation sneaks over to my dorm and forces me to let her sleep there every tuesday at exactly 3:29am and it's getting very old

umm sis i—

todoroki clapped back

periodt sis

ban against has run out!

finally! listen here y/n it isn't nice to ban your friend come a group chat THEY created

she gone

yeah y/n got their wig snatched by bakugou

hey y'all its ya boy

umm bakugou?

that's not bakugou

it's ya boy skinny penis

that's y/n

my question is how tf did they get bakugou's phone without them literally dying

has been added back to the

chat by !

wasup hoes

god ur so annoying

he came into my room

no sorry

EXPLODED MY DOOR DOWN**

and then punched me in the arm, REALLY HARD and after that he left

lmao

and to think we were worried

at this point i think bakugou is just gonna result to physical assault rather than insults from now on bc they (clearly) aren't working

ILL KILL YOU TOO ABRACADABITCH

HAHAHA "ABRACADABITCH" IM SCREECHING

i believe the correct phrase is "i-"

yes my child

but seriously

bruv bakugou's reflexes are just insults and "die"

seriously like

him insulting someone for doing absolutely nothing is like riding a bike

or swallowing water

or murdering that annoying kid next door who won't STFU

umm that was a direct attack

i will come in there and punch you again

IN THE FACE THIS TIME

that's it

has logged off the chat !

welp

did you make that just now?

yes i did

and i know FOR A FACT that i did not waste 3 minutes of my life just for you all not to laugh

HAHAHAHA

hippity hoppity this meme is now my property

yes yes thank u thank

anyways mini sleep over at my apartment this weekend

be there or be ⬜️

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ooo yay! are you home for the weekend?

precisely luv

9:34am

voltaire plz open the mf door

y'all hear summ?

nope not at all

how about you nina?

nope just an annoyance

i—

i'm sorry i forgot your monster volt i'll go back and get it later

now OPEN THE MF DOOR

????

i'm on my way to your home voltaire, eta 15 minutes.

yay!

i will be putting my phone away for the trip so if you need to reach me, call.

who all is coming anyway? and i'm on my btw :D

YAY BABY!!

so far 13 of us RSVPd

the rest said they didn't wanna come

👊🏻😔

bruh

oh yeah

mineta also wanted to come but i threatened him to the point where he started sobbing so he won't be here

ugh!

the bad-assery 😍🤤

😍🥰🤤😳🤠

umm okay yeah cool but like OPEN THE DOOR V

YOUR NEIGHBOR DOWN THE HALL IS STARING AT ME FROM HIS DOORWAY

oh old man rivers?

he's chill

he gives the 10 year old next door cocaine in exchange for his mom's baked goods

i—

WAIT WHAT

yeah ikr?

her red velvet cake cookies are to die for though

voltaire omfg

im pretty sure he has rabies

he's looking at me the same way mineta looks at momo

WAIT WHAT

YES IK COME HELP GOD DAMMIT

OLD MAN RIVERS IS GAY????

good 👏🏻for 👏🏻 him 👏🏻

i'll let you in kaminari

finally ugh

at least someone cares

🤦🏻‍♀️

the trip took shorter than i estimated so i am standing outside next to this very grimy old man who looks suspicious

lmao u right

iida todoroki and i are outside

imma let u in hang on

voltaire opened the door to her apartment and peeked her head out of the doorway. she ushered the trio inside and waved down at old man rivers who gave her a toothless smile and closed his front door.

"welp, time to throw down am i right?" voltaire announced with her signature smile.

the group of 13 cheered as iida help up four grocery bags full of snacks. "where should i place the snacks voltaire?"

"oh just put them on the counter, i'll set them all out soon."

voltaire turned to see her best friend y/n and squealed, attacking the h/c in a bone crushing hug making y/n shriek in protest.

"girl! i-." y/n said laughing, wrapping their arms around voltaire's neck and smiling widely.

the two flopped onto the couch, bodies entangled together, while giggling madly.

"voltaire! ily." y/n beamed at the black haired girl in their arms. voltaire looked up, her face squished against y/n's shoulder.

"ily more hoe."

the rest of the group stare down at the two crackheads as they crack jokes and cuddle. iida taking the duty to walk up to the pair and separate them.

"voltaire and l/n, can this not be an every time occurrence? i'm tired of pulling you two apart!" iida exclaims, his hand making a series of quick mannered motions.

"yeah voltaire! come on! it's not manly to keep y/n all to yourself!" kirishima calls front the kitchen.

"yeah, i want hugs from y/n too." kaminari chirps from behind the couch, his arms resting on the top cushions.

y/n laughed, covering their mouth with their fingers. They opened their arms up to the blonde and he dashed over, embracing y/n.

"no fair danki!" voltaire exclaims pushing him off of y/n. voltaire scowls at kaminari, wrapping her arms around y/n's neck.

"you bich."

"oh my god! guys chill! cuddles for all!"

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