《ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ ɪssᴜᴇs | ʙʜɴᴀ》2
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alright ladies
i just made the FUNNIEST MEME
yes i know i can HEAR YOU LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC NEXT DOOR
i—
yeah y/n you are laughing really loud
okay umm but like read back to to the part where i asked bc i don't see it
okay so like SEND THE MEME
i sensed memes were being exchanged?
here we go again
remember when this groupchat was used for emergency purposes only? yeah me neither.
shut up iida
anyways
>:0
has banned from the
chat for 2 minutes!
boo-hoo iida
sis i—
quit moping and GET ON WITH IT
feast ur eyes
THIS IS WHAT WE WAITED FOR???
PFTT HAHA
okay but like where's the lie bc i don't see it 👀
and that's on periodt sis
y/n did i say it right?
yes baby sho you did
add the painting nail emoji and the smug face and you're perfect
and that's on periodt sis 😌💅🏻
hows that?
perfect my student
i—
y/n did you teach shoto how to say periodt?
yes yes i did
i'm using him as a meme weapon against bakugou
i've never wanted to kill you more in my entire life y/n
it's like impulse for you to hate me now isn't it 👊🏻😔
umm hunty we BEEN knew he hates us already umm
yeah umm where've you been y/n?
OKAY LOOK I DID NOT ASK TO BE ATTACKED
that's it
someone hire a funeral planner
don't worry i already have mine planned
umm todoroki? are you okay?
yeah todoroki, is everything okay at home?
yeah but like i hate my life someone end it please
SOMEONE HELP SJSJDJAJA
has went offline!
i—
someone call the police omfg
gross police
but don't worry y/n is fine
umm how do you know???
volt is y/n's dorm neighbor
sadly yes
i can hear her blasting burnin up by the jonas brothers every tuesday at 3:30am exactly and it's getting very old
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i— HAHAH
it isn't funny uraraka
voltaire in retaliation sneaks over to my dorm and forces me to let her sleep there every tuesday at exactly 3:29am and it's getting very old
umm sis i—
todoroki clapped back
periodt sis
ban against has run out!
finally! listen here y/n it isn't nice to ban your friend come a group chat THEY created
she gone
yeah y/n got their wig snatched by bakugou
hey y'all its ya boy
umm bakugou?
that's not bakugou
it's ya boy skinny penis
that's y/n
my question is how tf did they get bakugou's phone without them literally dying
has been added back to the
chat by !
wasup hoes
god ur so annoying
he came into my room
no sorry
EXPLODED MY DOOR DOWN**
and then punched me in the arm, REALLY HARD and after that he left
lmao
and to think we were worried
at this point i think bakugou is just gonna result to physical assault rather than insults from now on bc they (clearly) aren't working
ILL KILL YOU TOO ABRACADABITCH
HAHAHA "ABRACADABITCH" IM SCREECHING
i believe the correct phrase is "i-"
yes my child
but seriously
bruv bakugou's reflexes are just insults and "die"
seriously like
him insulting someone for doing absolutely nothing is like riding a bike
or swallowing water
or murdering that annoying kid next door who won't STFU
umm that was a direct attack
i will come in there and punch you again
IN THE FACE THIS TIME
that's it
has logged off the chat !
welp
did you make that just now?
yes i did
and i know FOR A FACT that i did not waste 3 minutes of my life just for you all not to laugh
HAHAHAHA
hippity hoppity this meme is now my property
yes yes thank u thank
anyways mini sleep over at my apartment this weekend
be there or be ⬜️
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ooo yay! are you home for the weekend?
precisely luv
9:34am
voltaire plz open the mf door
y'all hear summ?
nope not at all
how about you nina?
nope just an annoyance
i—
i'm sorry i forgot your monster volt i'll go back and get it later
now OPEN THE MF DOOR
????
i'm on my way to your home voltaire, eta 15 minutes.
yay!
i will be putting my phone away for the trip so if you need to reach me, call.
who all is coming anyway? and i'm on my btw :D
YAY BABY!!
so far 13 of us RSVPd
the rest said they didn't wanna come
👊🏻😔
bruh
oh yeah
mineta also wanted to come but i threatened him to the point where he started sobbing so he won't be here
ugh!
the bad-assery 😍🤤
😍🥰🤤😳🤠
umm okay yeah cool but like OPEN THE DOOR V
YOUR NEIGHBOR DOWN THE HALL IS STARING AT ME FROM HIS DOORWAY
oh old man rivers?
he's chill
he gives the 10 year old next door cocaine in exchange for his mom's baked goods
i—
WAIT WHAT
yeah ikr?
her red velvet cake cookies are to die for though
voltaire omfg
im pretty sure he has rabies
he's looking at me the same way mineta looks at momo
WAIT WHAT
YES IK COME HELP GOD DAMMIT
OLD MAN RIVERS IS GAY????
good 👏🏻for 👏🏻 him 👏🏻
i'll let you in kaminari
finally ugh
at least someone cares
🤦🏻♀️
the trip took shorter than i estimated so i am standing outside next to this very grimy old man who looks suspicious
lmao u right
iida todoroki and i are outside
imma let u in hang on
❦
voltaire opened the door to her apartment and peeked her head out of the doorway. she ushered the trio inside and waved down at old man rivers who gave her a toothless smile and closed his front door.
"welp, time to throw down am i right?" voltaire announced with her signature smile.
the group of 13 cheered as iida help up four grocery bags full of snacks. "where should i place the snacks voltaire?"
"oh just put them on the counter, i'll set them all out soon."
voltaire turned to see her best friend y/n and squealed, attacking the h/c in a bone crushing hug making y/n shriek in protest.
"girl! i-." y/n said laughing, wrapping their arms around voltaire's neck and smiling widely.
the two flopped onto the couch, bodies entangled together, while giggling madly.
"voltaire! ily." y/n beamed at the black haired girl in their arms. voltaire looked up, her face squished against y/n's shoulder.
"ily more hoe."
the rest of the group stare down at the two crackheads as they crack jokes and cuddle. iida taking the duty to walk up to the pair and separate them.
"voltaire and l/n, can this not be an every time occurrence? i'm tired of pulling you two apart!" iida exclaims, his hand making a series of quick mannered motions.
"yeah voltaire! come on! it's not manly to keep y/n all to yourself!" kirishima calls front the kitchen.
"yeah, i want hugs from y/n too." kaminari chirps from behind the couch, his arms resting on the top cushions.
y/n laughed, covering their mouth with their fingers. They opened their arms up to the blonde and he dashed over, embracing y/n.
"no fair danki!" voltaire exclaims pushing him off of y/n. voltaire scowls at kaminari, wrapping her arms around y/n's neck.
"you bich."
"oh my god! guys chill! cuddles for all!"
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