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private chat between death and

OHMYGOD

SHOTO

IM A MEME GODDESS

LITERALLY THE FUNNIESt

please help. oh no. i'm dying of laughter

i—

you're terrible

you are so close to death todo

finally

i—

are you mentally healthy?

mentally stable?

oop

sucks to suck

i-

you learn too well 👊🏻

created a chat!

YOU GUYS

SHOTO IS CRYING PLZ HELP KEJXJJD

OMFG WAIT RLLY

oop

that's unfortunate

y'all i'm—

THEYRE WATCHING THE NOTEBOOk

oh no todoroki :(

i kissed him to make it better but he

punched me in retaliation ✋🏻😔

bby grill

i could treat you better

i swear on all might denki Kaminari if you do so much so as to lay a FINGER on another class 1-a woman, specifically voltaire, i will personally rip out your spine and beat you with it

i—

SIR

plz don't kill him

a little bit a r o u s e d

but whatevah 😔😔😔

MA'AM

HAHA

didn't you say he punched you?

yeah umm y/n go make sure voltaire is being H O L Y

umm

WHY ME

bc y'all are best friends

hoes ain't loyal

y'all i'm—

denki?

yes my baby grill?? ❤️✨💕🥺

stfu

has left the chat!

might fuck around and drown him in acid 😳

that would be appreciated

now why would we hurt our friends?

umm ight

v and mina.

yes beautiful?

yes bby! ✨✨💞💞

were sneaking out

getting hot cheetos and coffee

okok i'm getting monster tho bc insomnias a BICH

okokok

i wanna go!

me as well

oop ok cool

just meet at my dorm

dONkAe has joined the chat

y'all didn't invite me :(

fine you can come too

:D

voltaire and i are on our way

YOU GUYS AHHA

yes y/n?

YES MY LOVEY???

🤢

👊🏻😔

time to hit the nae-naE

n e ways

MINA WAS TWERKING ON MY BED AND FELL OFF HAHA

WHAT HAHA

AND i MISSEd IT???

yES LMAOO

shoto is a SLOW WALKER

>:(

l/n! i fail to see how this is funny! ashdod could be injured!

LMAOOO ASHDOD JAJDJAJ

not the point shimaruki

i—

IIDA FOR THR LAST TIME

ITS JUST VOLTAIRE KWODIJQ

GYS

MINA's "TWERK N FALL" RIPPED OFF ONE OF HER ACYRLIC NAILS IM CACKLING

BISH

ITS BLEEDING HelPP

y'all i hear screaming

just read up

OOF MINA

but was her twerking any good or????

umm duh? have you met me? ofc my twerking was good

y'all STFU

i'm tryna sleep

it's 2:34am ffs

sister Tsu SNAPPED

PERIODT

YES PERIODT

but

umm.. but?

weresneakingouttobuyhotcheetosandenergydrinksdoyouwannacomewithus????

well dam 👊🏻😔

sho and i are outside :)

just come in the door is unlocked

3:21 am

YALLLLLL

yes y/n??

i THOUGHT i said to go to sleep smh

well umm shhh

anyways

VOLTAIRE IS WEARING CHUNKY FILAS

YOU BICH

YOU THINK THEY'Re UGLy??

well yes

SAY IT TO MY FACE HOE

please help

voltaire and l/n are shouting at each other's faces in the middle of a 7-11 at 3:23am

now THIS is why i said to go to bed

but tsuyu you're also awake??

call

me

TSU

and for the record the gc notifications woke me up

oop sorry bby 🥺💕

it's okay Volty 🥰

3:44am

someone PLEASE tell voltaire she can't drink 3 monsters in one sitting

umm listen here HOE

yes voltaire you can, in fact, not drink three death drinks in one sitting

but you should still try

ya know

for scientific purposes

i—

DEATH DRINKS KAKSJSKSKJ

yeah umm v please pick one and save the rest for later

she just—

she what????

SHE WGAT??!!!!

voltaire just signed her death contract

UMM BOLD OF U TO ASSUME I HAVEN'T ALREADY

umm ok cool but like WHAT DID SHE DO?

i bet she overdosed on caffeine

i'm right here???

literally SECONDS after i texted the gc she chugged an ENTIRE can of Ultra Violet monster and cracked open a second one right after

call a mf ambulance

look v ily but like plz don't die

hey y'all i'm back, y'all texting so much so i ain't getting sleep anyways

wait for it...

VOLTAIRE SHIMARUKI

IM SORRY TSU

NO UR NOT

UR ONLY SORRY BC U GOT CAUGHT

tik tokers when they get caught for saying the N-word be like ^^

LMAOOOOOOOOO

VOLTAIRE UR SLEEPING TMW WETHER U LIKE IT OR NOT

BUT ME AND TODO ARE HAVING A SLEEP OVER 🥺🥺🥺

DOES IT LOOK I LIKE I GIVE A DIDDLY DARN HECK???

tsu is mom™️

momo too

tsu is like the drunk mom that yells at her kids for also being drunk bc she doesn't want them to turn out like her

i—

shoto is everything okay at home???

yes actually

yesterday voltaire came over for a family dinner and she told endeavor to "stop being a prick and treat your son with the respect he deserves you old asshat."

i—

girl i-

then we stole his credit card and dipped

WAIT

YOU PAID FOR THE MONSTER AND CHEETOS

IM EATING CHEETOS THAT WERE PAID FOR WITH STOLEN MONEY

yes

okay i'm back

i—

yes everything above actually happened

someone get v some melatonin plz

will do

i still have my fathers credit card

todoroki NO

also did v die??

no she fell asleep on my leg

my leg is also asleep

smh

finally ugh gn

gn froppy!!

GOODNIGHT TSU ✨💞💖

:3

it's 4:22

why do i even bother