《Inazuma Eleven x Reader (closed)》20 Facts about me
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Orison: ._. don't ask... I've been nominated by , and last but not the least ... also... I've been nominated 3 freaking times by 3 authors people... Aphrodi hates me now...
Aphrodi:what?
Kira:-_-' on the thingys please forget about it
Orison:IM GONNA FREAKING END YOUR LIFE APHRODI!!!!
Ja'far:JUST CALM DOWN WILL YOU!!?
Titus:it's not the end of the world Ori-san... you're just popular that they nominated you many times *tries not to do a hair flip*
Ja'far:-_-'
Orison:I, MYSELF IS NOT POPULAR YOU DIMWITS!! *throws pillow at Ja'far and Titus*
Kira:SHUT UP YOU IDIOTS!!! *flips table*
Ja'far&Titus&Orison:YES HEARTLESS-SAMA!!! *salutes*
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Kay let's start this freaking torture
1.I hate cakes
Ja'far:huwat?
Titus:I was planning to buy cake you know!!
Kira:deal with her please shut up
2.I'm really into nerdy people but not much please I'm not a clingy type of girl... I just think they're cute with those glasses
Ja'far:*facepalm*
Kira:expected
Titus:nerd lover-
Orison:*throws knife at Titus* SHUT UP YOU GIRLY LOOKING MAN!!
3.I don't like girly girl stuffs
Ja'far: okay?
Kira:speechless~
Titus:-_-'
4.I LOVE CATS!!!
Ja'far:*steps away from Orison* you won't touch me starting today you cat lover!!
Kira:not a cat here people
Titus:I LOVE CATS TOO!!! *eyes sparkle*
Kira:it's obvious -_-'
5.I have cold disorder
Ja'far:so that's why you always wear jackets
Orison:exactly correct Ja'far!
Kira:-_-'
Titus:why not try wearing a robe?
All:HUWAT!!?
Titus:-_-' I'm just kidding you idiots
6.I'm lazy sometimes
Kira:it's obvious
Ja'far:because you're always in your room
Titus:and you don't like being ordered around the house
Orison:all are correct!!
7. I'm sometimes crazy
Kira:like now
Ja'far:well... you're always crazy like you came from-
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Itus:from mental hospital...
All:........
Ja'far:that's not what I'm about to say -_-'
8. I sometimes hate the moment when your favorite character dies... specially if it's the main character...
Orison:T~T...
Ja'far:*pats Orison* hai hai enough crying now Orison-san
Kira:-_-'
Titus:so... she cried when I died?
Orison:OF COURSE I DID YOU USELESS MAGICIAN THAT BECAME A MAGI!!! *hides behind Ja'far*
Ja'far:why in the world did you said that Titus? you made her cry more!
Titus: ._.
Kira:enough... with... this... CRAPS!!!
9. they say I'm unpredictable ._.
Kira:yeah... sometimes...
Ja'far:maybe? they said it not us
Titus:YES YOU ARE!!!
10. I wanna die already
Ja'far&Titus:NO!!!
Kira:-_-'
11. I love majestic animals~ like snake, wolf, fox, cat, and etcetera!!
Ja'far:*goes away* that... explains... why you like... me...because... of... snakes...
Titus:-_-' Ja'far... it's animals... we're talking about animals...
Kira:*facepalm*
12. I... watch a bit... pervert.... but don't get the wring idea because I only watch because I'm bored and have nothing to do!!!
Ja'far: a will give you a big letter K.
Kira:deal with it...
Titus:NO WAY FOR THE SAKE OF MY HEALTH!!
Orison:MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!!!
13. I love poems, novels, and others
Ja'far:so you like reading for short
Orison:yep!!
Kira:that's why she created me
Titus:you reminded me or someone I don't remember
Kira:-_-'
14. I love reading
Ja'far:YOU ALREADY SAID THAT BEFORE NUMBER 14!!!
Orison:I know so shut up
Kira:shesheshesheshesheshesheshehshehshehshehshehshehshehshesssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Titus:-_-' what are you?snake?
Kira:guess it
15. I dunno how to bike ._.
Ja'far:....... no comment......
Kira:*whistles*
Titus:hell what?
16. I'm becoming annoying now
Ja'far:annoying as a cat who's forcing herself to go inside my house *rolls eye*
Orison:shut up Mrs.Paperworks
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Kira:how many times do I have to say she's not a cat?
Titus:trillion times
Kira:..... die already Titus....
17. I can play violin, piano, and xylophone
Ja'far:just be a musician already
Orison:don't hurry it I'm still teenage and I'm not yet working
Kira:it's only natural to grow loving music
Titus:everyone loves music duh... who doesn't raise their hands please!!
Orison&Kira:-_-'
18. FINALLY!!! ALMOST DONE WITH THIS FACTS THINGY!!!
Kira&Ja'far:that's not a fact in number 18
Titus:at least she's almost done
19. I SING IN THE SHOWER!!!
Ja'far:I'd like to hear your voice when singing
Kira:she said the glasses will break if she sing
Titus:-.-' weird~
20. FINALLY DONE!! I HATE DOING THIS KIND OF THINGS!!!
Ja'far:but you have a book where there's facts about you
Titus:it's titled "Facts and Numerous Questions"
Kira:check on it and you'll know more about Orison-san
Orison:NOW LEMME TAKE REVENGE!!
Ja'far&Titus&Kira: we nominated
Orison:NOW THATS IT!!! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Kira:-_-'
Ja'far&Titus:oh and one more thing!! next story will be a bit long because you know... Orison-san has school and others
Orison:until now I still can't open request
All:we deeply apologize for it
Kouha:why the heck am I called here?
Orison:I didn't call you here dimwit!!
Kouha:then why the heck am I here?
Kira:ask your foots and brain
Kouha:-_-' oh and if there's some words that are wrong or typos if you call them we apologize... the song there is 'With You/With Me' by 9nine... and I, Ja'far, and Titus came from Magi anime
Orison:ok I feel sick today so bye bye people!!
A/N:
updates will be soon... I guess... sorry that I can't update now coz I'm sick and damn school is annoying and I still have writers block!! well that's all for now BYE PEOPLE!!!
-OrisonAlexius and her stupid brain
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