A/N: Ya boi is still working on some stuff, sorry y'all. In this AU there are still stand duels. Not as deadly as the real show has cause we just have wholesome lovey doveys. But a real deal to watch as well. On the plus side no Gay Vampire being abnoxious

Your stand: Version IX

Ability: RapDream as the stand touches the enemy, the enemy will be overwhelmed with nightmares, thoughts of failures and negativity. Suicidal tendencies may occur.

Physical ability: hard boxer. While Kujo's StarPlat is speed, yours is force of a heavy weight boxer.

Mariah's Stand: Bastet

Ability: Electricution and Magnetism.

Egypt 1st PoV

Another day another shift to fix. I work as a bartender at a small cafe/casino. Watching people like D'Arby win card games and workers taking an offload using hookahs.

???: Excuse me sir we want to order some drinks.

I looked at a bunch of women and went to that part of the bar.

W1: We want 2 Margarita and club sodas as well please.

I gave the ladies a small nod and went make their drinks. After a woman entered the bar wearing a maroon hood and a Beige tube dress and sat by the bar as well.

"Good afternoon miss anything you want?"

??: Do you have some cold Cola their handsome?

"Sure have miss ill go get some"

I proceed to open a bottle and asked

"Bottled or on a cup?"

??: I prefer it on a cup and two straws as well.

I gave her drink and got the tip. She kept staring at me not even drinking it.

"something wrong ma'm?"

??: Just waiting for you to drink here with me i ordered 2 straws didnt i?

"I am sorry ma'am I am on duty and besides you shoot way out of my league"

Suddenly a strange electric port is on the shelf I can't see my cause maybe it was covered. I proceed to plug in a turn table and I was literally shock by it.

I stood there and looked at it. It is weird I was then pulled to the somewhat metal counter.

"Oww what the thats Mariah's stand"

??: that's right dumb*ss that's for rejecting a simple customer's request.

Now I know who's been flirting with me. The one and only Mariah of the Bastet.

"Look Marie, I know you are pissed but please I'm working."

Mariah: but I have been head over heels for you ever since 6 months ago how come you are still not giving me your v-card.

"Ill give it to my wife when I have one"

Mariah: then marry-

"Ugh fine then. 6 pm. Near Avdol's Fortune shop."

Mariah: you better because after our first date. It'll be our first night as a married couple.

She disabled her stand. I just sighed and drank at the unused straw making her somewhat happy. She then spoke as she plays her straw.

Mariah: I think I want some indirect kiss from my future husband.

"How bout something directly?"

She blushed in surprise and just went to town with it. Hold my head kissing me hard. D'Arby just shouted at us.

D'Arby: R-r-r-r-r-r-r-eeeeeeeeee stop that you're scaring the kids. MISTUR L/N.

"10-4 Dinosaur"

Timeskip with yours truly listening to D4C.

I am waiting for Mariah. woman took long to get ready for a simple date. Then Avdol went down from his shop.

Avdol: Mr. L/n might if I ask why are you still here?

"Huh oh. You know the stand user Mariah. She wants to have a date with me so I am waiting here."

Avdol: If I were to interject something I would suggest taking easy with her. She is really hard to keep in check time to time so don't always touching weird looking wall sockets.

"I know Mr Avdol thanks for the tip."

Avdol: I'll take my leave then goodnight Mr. L/n

We gave our goodbyes and I kept waiting for that woman. Not even 5 minutes. A woman covered my eyes and said.

??: Guess who?~

"That's hilarious (sarcasm) mind taking your hands now Mari-"

I looked at her and it was Midler. Her card Stand was the High Priestess. Her ability to Mineral Camo is a stand to watch your backs to. Midler was wearing a long dress rather her sexy dancer outfit.

Midler: let me guess Mariah?

"Yeah is she taking too long?"

Midler: kinda. She was readying herself before I got out of our shared house.

"You? "

Midler: I'll be flirting with Terence he really gets on my nerves always playing his video games.

"Yeah good luck with that dude. "

Mariah: oh hubby what you doing with this whore.

Midler: for the love of- no I am not Flirting with him. I need Terence.

"Cmon Mariah let's go" I held her dragging her where to

Midler: bye you cutie love birds

Couple of streets later.

Mariah: Now that we are here time to make bebe

She held me on my wrists and had her legs between mine.

"Yield woman. Ver. IX"

Version IX held her by her stomach. Although i did not activate RapDream i stop her nonetheless.

Mariah: unhand me hubby you need to be taught a lesson for being a bad hubby for your wifey

I just sighed and and kept kissing her teasing her by finishing early.

"You are the one needed to be taught a lesson. Now be a good stand user and-"

All is good when some drunk cowboy shot a bullet on the wall near mine and my lovers head.

???: Mariah!!! Come here and blow me the f*ck off!!!

Mariah: Oh for 'hiko's sake i will not you cheating @ss. Just go back to Nena you bastard. Cause you won't be touching this bazookas.

She proceeds to grope her chest and being the good date I am, I held her close and groped her as well. Hol Horse then raged in drunkenness doing a sloppy quick draw.

Cairo Streets. 3rd P. O. V.

♠♣♥♦[OPEN THE GAME]♦♥♣♠

Since Hol Horse is full of alcohol, Y/N justdid a side step and punched Hol in the stomach. Bile, alcohol and probably his lunch went out his mouth. The smell was repulsive. But since Y/N gave Hol a "light" tap, he is just knock out cold due to pain, alcohol and craziness. With a little poke as well he then activated RapDream. Hol Horse then somewhat screams in his sleep saying things like he wanted some b*tches but can't get because he is pathetic.

K.O!!!!!!!!!!!

Y/N poses with his chin up hands in the pockets.

Y/N: Just like Sun Tzu said: The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy itself.

Mariah then hold onto Y/N's arms and went on their way to the street food hotspots. It was a night of a simple yet happy date.

Y/N: I could go for some Koshary Marie. I didn't ate much today.

Mariah: Yeah me too baby.

While waiting, she hugged his waist, putting her head on his strong torso. In response he pets her head and kiss it as well.

Y/N: Mariah... I am attracted to you...

Mariah: me too my hunk of a man

She then kissed his lips and then went about eating their fill. It was a long night as well as they drunk.

Eventually, she took him home sleeping with him on the couch not even a care in the world.

Fin~~~~~

A/N: I hate quarantine!!! I just finished Oblivion and the DLCs. This was made with a new phone. Find me in CoDM as DeadZoneDJ. 2B x MR is possible. Paalam mga mambabasa.