Izuku: bro where are y'all at?

Aizawa: waz u mean u supposed to be in the dorms it is a weekend but u still got homework and stuff

Mic: where are u little listener?

Izuku: I'm on the roof... I think?

Midnight: roof of the dorms or the school???

Aizawa: WHY ARE U ON THE ROOF PERIOD.

Izuku: I was bored?

Idk how I got up here tho

All Might: well why don't u just get down?

Aizawa: I leave u guys alone for one second and this shiz happens

Midnight: yo Zaddy chill

Mic: ew

Aizawa: ew

Ms. Joke: he's my husband not yours!

Aizawa: I'm nobody's husband .

Mic: why not mine :(

Aizawa: fine whatever I'm your husband only

Izuku: u forgot about me or what still on a roof here ??

Aizawa: problem child we are trying to have a moment here!

Mic: yeah u ruined my marriage :[

Izuku: Oop sorry carry on

Nezu: wtf is going on???

Endeavor: they are getting married I think

Snipe: guys can't u just grade paperwork like normal people

Everyone else: no

Snipe: I'm so done with this school

Midnight: carry on to the wedding guys, I'll be the priest

All Might: can I be the flower boy?

Mic: yes

Aizawa: sure

Izuku: can I bring up the ring!

Aizawa & Mic: yes

Izuku: SICK!

Snipe: ig I'll be the receptionist

Endeavor: bodyguard

Hawks: I'll sit and watch

Aizawa: your not invited pigeon man

Mic: yeah u are gonna ruin our special day

Nezu: why are y'all like this istg....

If u is getting married tho I'll get the paperwork ready 👀

Izuku: it's official I'll tell everyone they are invited and make cute inventions

Aizawa: are wedding is gonna be lit af

Mic: u bet!

Aizawa: okay now that it's all planned can we go back to worrying about izuku being on top OF A BUILDING!?

Izuku: bro chill I'm on the school roof not the dorm so much higher

What can I say I'm just a crack head 🤪

All Might: one should never refer to themselves as a "crackhead" do u even know what that means?

Izuku: u sound like my dad (If I had one)

Mic: idk if I can laugh at that

Izuku: I give u my blessing

Mic: good

Aizawa: why are u on a roof

Izuku: idk might jump if u don't join me here sooonn

Nezu: is this just a ploy so u can get us all on the roof to hang out with u

Izuku: idk maybe but do u really think I'm that smart?

I mean I literally got drugged last chapter

&#;()#$:Dont break forth wall it's hard to fix with my messily duct tape... :(

Izuku: sorry

anyways I'm stupid so u can trust me :}

Nezu: 1 wtf 2 who was that 3 no u aint

4 I'll be their just give me a second

Aizawa & Mic: I'm coming too dw

All might: I will also be there young Midoriya

Izuku: sweet!

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Have a wonderful rest of your day/night my lovely guy's, gals, and nonbinary pals!