Izuku: heyyyyyyy guys????

Aizawa: where the HELL ARE you

Izuku: obviously not in classs 😒

Aizawa: NO DUH, WHERE ARE YOU PROBLEM CHILD!?

Mic: I think u need to calm down

Aizawa: I HAVEN'T EVEN HAS MY COFFEE YET AND SOMEONE IS MISSSING AND YOUR GONNA TELL ME TO "cAlM DoWn"

Mic: you've got a valid argument

Izuku: Sensei really said, Gaslight, Gatekeep, GORLBOSS.

Midnight: period sis

All Might: that's not how u spell girl?

Izuku: how is this man my mentor

Mic: what?

Izuku: what?

Mic: he's your what?

Izuku: what are u talking about

Mic: I'm not crazy someone tell me you saw that too

Midnight: what are u guys talking about

Aizawa: yeah your crazy mic

All might: yeah man you really crazy what are you talking about

Mic: ARE YOU SERIOUS—

Izuku: we should put him in grippy sock jail

Mic: you b*tches your lieing to me-

Izuku: sis really snapped

Mic: shut up

Aizawa: whatever so Izuku where are you

Izuku: oh I'm kinda in the middle of know where so I was wondering if u could come and save me

Aizawa: YOU'VE BEEN KIDDNAPPED!?!

Mic: seems like it

Midnight: Who kiddnapped the child?

Izuku: it's some man named Deric he said he would give me candy but theirs none in this van

Aizawa: ARE YOU STOOPID

Izuku: maybe :[

Nezu: don't worry kid we will save you

Endeavor: send your location and I'll be their

Izuku: :0 when did u join the convo

Endeavor: right now so send it

Izuku: okay, okay, Zaddy~

Endeavor: wtf- who is possessing this kid- 🤮

Aizawa: yeah wtf

Izuku sent his location

Endeavor: someone go save him I'd own wanna anymore

Aizawa: that's not how this works

Mic: yeah we are all teaching rn you have too

Endeavor: no.

Mrs. Joke: I'll do it if Aizawa promises to marry me after :^

Aizawa: I guess problem child gonna die then

Nezu: stop being like that and don't worry I already sent the location to Hawks and he said he's on it

Endeavor: okay I'll go

Aizawa: What is Hawks your boy toy?

Endeavor: no he's a horny chicken I'm not leaving him alone with the cinnamon roll

Aizawa: Oop

Mic: damn

Midnight: double Homicide

Aizawa: okay good luck with that

Izuku: broski I think the guy who kiddnapped me just gave me drugs because I feel funny

Aizawa: YOU TOOK THE DRUGS AND ATE THEM!?!

Izuku: he said it was the candy he promised =/

Aizawa: I swear your the most stoopid person I've ever met

Mic: Hey what about me =

Aizawa: he's the second stoopidest Mic is first

Izuku: damn I can't be first in anything

Midnight: yeah but yo dad was the first to leave

Izuku: :o wtf midnight that hurt u know....

Midnight: sorry baby but I thought it would be funny

Izuku: it was don't worry

Aizawa: damn that's what's called

Aizawa: ✨EMOTIONAL DAMAGE✨

Mic: damn yassified ig

Izuku: Oop

Midnight: izuku have you even yassified Bakugou?

Izuku: yes I have how did u know?

Midnight: I just think he would look kool being yassified

Izuku: mhmm I agree

Aizawa: how has your kidnapper not realize you have your phone by now?

Izuku: huh idk I think he's on drugs too while driving rn

Izuku: kinda dangerous ngl

Aizawa: KINDA?!?

Mic: kinda?

Aizawa: BRO THIS MAN IS ON and your saying that's "KiNdA" DANGEROUS NO. ITS HELLA DANGEROUS

Izuku: kalm down brhs

Aizawa: I think the drugs he was given are kicking in endeavor save him faster

Endeavor: I can't just be their in an instant aizawa

Izuku: giys tye kipnader si gonan tkae my pnohe so hu bey I hpoe I dno't dei :*-)

Aizawa: AHHH F"""" SOMEONE SAVE THE KID QUICKLY

Endeavor: Calm down Hawks is already their taking care of it I'll be theirs in like 3 minutes tops

Aizawa: DONT LEAVE THE CHILD ON WOTH THE HORNY PIGEON

Endeavor: they will be fine for three minutes okay calm down

Nezu has added Hawks to the Group Chat

Aizawa: HAVE YOU SAVED THE BABI YET?!

Hawks: yes calm down Eraser

Aizawa: few.... YOU BETTER NOT TRY AND F^ck THE PROBLEM CHILD OR IMA THROW HANDS

Hawks: damn you care a lot about this kid huh

Aizawa: yes he is Babi

Izuku: hye giys hwaks is wierd no cpa

Hawks: kid your on literally drugs and your insulting me

Izuku: pieord ssi

Hawks: unbelievable

Izuku: lwo-kye fele lkie I wnana dei becuase of teh durgs

Aizawa: well your now gonna die so stop thinking that way

Izuku: I fele sda I thuohgt that durgs wehre supopsed to mkae u fele feer

Aizawa: well now we know what drugs do to u so u will NEVER take them again

Izuku: I argee nveer aagin

Mic: the more we know huh

Midnight: literally tho

All Might: Hawks are you waiting for Endeavor or just coming back here with Deku

Hawks: I'm waiting for Endeavor and making sure the kiddnapper gets caught by the police

All Might: good pigeon

Hawks: don't call me that

Nezu: so everything is solved great

Izuku: nto yte I'm sillt on durgs

Nezu: it'll be over soon kid just go to sleep

Endeavor: your pretty smart for a rat

Nezu: are you trying to throw hands because I won't hesitate.

Endeavor: chill rat man

Nezu: STOP CALLING ME A RAT

Endeavor: no >:>

Aizawa: he finna die

Mic: oooOoooOO that b*tch is flying in the air— someone get him outta the air

Midnight: I did know u had ClockCock mic

Mic: of course

All Might: that sounds inappropriate

Izuku: it's a gdoo app toh

All Might: quiet child

Izuku: I mghit be on durgs btu I sillt am viald

Midnight: Girlboss moment

Hawks: Enji what is taking u so long

Endeavor: bro traffic I'm in a car

Hawks: Oof send your location and I'll fly to u

Endeavor: okay don't forget The kid

Hawks: of course I'm not gonna forget the kid

Izuku: he ddi idneed frogte abuot me

Aizawa: damn, double Homicide

Hawks: stop bullying me 😭

Everyone: no