《Mha Chatfic》Chapter 9
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Izuku: I change my mind I would acc love it if you broke my legs
Recovery Girl: what is wrong with teenagers nowadays
Aizawa: I've seen worse
All Might: that's not a good thing Aizawa
Present Mic: I think he knows that
Aizawa: no duh I'm not stupid
Izuku: I can contradict that
Aizawa: what? You wanna fight cause I would win
Izuku: yeah? BET IMA BEAT YOU NO CAP
Aizawa: you have no idea how long I've been waiting for this moment to fight a child, and drop kick them so hard-
Izuku: calm down Jamal
Aizawa: you mothertrucker
Izuku: are you a nicki fan?
Midnight: PULL UP IN THE SRI LANKA—
Izuku: that wasn' for you
Aizawa: yeah that was for me broski
Izuku: that was not kool no cap, high key
All might: can you guys understand this nonsense
Midnight: your just a boomer man
Mic: yeah you old as heck
Mice man: yeah no cap you hella old
Izuku: I love this chat
Aizawa: yeah cause we are your only friends
Izuku: damn no need to call me out like that sis
Mic: he really said he finna expose your a''
Izuku: yeah ikr kinda sus
Mice man: he literally snatched that weeve
Izuku: now you sound old Nezu
All might: ima cry I don't understand a word you guys are says/typing
Aizawa: we are just that good broski
Izuku: yup we low key have are own language now bruh's
Mic: this is kool af no cap
Midnight: okay I think we high key going a lil far with this stuff we acting hella sus
Izuku: your right let's stop
All Might: thank the gods
Endeavor: why am I still here, just to suffer?
Joke: this is funny I'm here to watch and eat popcorn
Izuku: that's pretty sus Mrs. Joke
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Joke: like you can talk your sus all the time man
Izuku: your right let's switch topics now
Mice man: ight what you wanna talk about
Izuku: idk
Ectoplasm: can't you guys just do your jobs and not blow up my texts
Izuku: are we the only ones you get texts from? Cause that's kinda sad
Ectoplasm: non ya
Izuku: what?
Ectoplasm: NON-YA BUSINESS B*TCH
Izuku: that one kinda hurt, but have you heard of Joe?
Ectoplasm: Joe who?
Aizawa&Izuku: JOE MAMA
Ectoplasm: you ain't funny
Izuku: Nah I think we are hilarious
Aizawa: I agree
Izuku: Have any of you seen Candice today tho like seriously
All Might: who is candice?
Endeavor: okay but how can he not get this one seriously
Joke: yeah like it's to obvious
All Might: what do you mean?
Mice man: man this man is so old why did I hire him
All Might: wow no need to be so rude
Izuku: CAN YOU SEE DEEZ NUTS
All Might: izuku that was very inappropriate!
Izuku: no that was the joke
All Might: what joke?
Midnight: this is just sad now
Mic: is he kidding or like is he serious?
All Might: what do you guys mean?
Aizawa: no way he didn't get it
Izuku: Candice is a deez nuts joke All Might
All Might: but how?
Aizawa: Candice= can you see deez nuts
All Might: well it's still very inappropriate
Recovery girl: even I knew that one
Mice man, okay guys that was enough fun now go back to work or else ima fire you all 😈
Izuku: I'm a student tho?
Mice man: I can still expel and or blackmail you
Izuku: got it sir I'll get to my work now
Aizawa: damn I wish I had blackmail on the kid now
Izuku: you never gonna get any
Nezu: WORK NOW
—Chapter 9 end—
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