Izuku: I change my mind I would acc love it if you broke my legs

Recovery Girl: what is wrong with teenagers nowadays

Aizawa: I've seen worse

All Might: that's not a good thing Aizawa

Present Mic: I think he knows that

Aizawa: no duh I'm not stupid

Izuku: I can contradict that

Aizawa: what? You wanna fight cause I would win

Izuku: yeah? BET IMA BEAT YOU NO CAP

Aizawa: you have no idea how long I've been waiting for this moment to fight a child, and drop kick them so hard-

Izuku: calm down Jamal

Aizawa: you mothertrucker

Izuku: are you a nicki fan?

Midnight: PULL UP IN THE SRI LANKA—

Izuku: that wasn' for you

Aizawa: yeah that was for me broski

Izuku: that was not kool no cap, high key

All might: can you guys understand this nonsense

Midnight: your just a boomer man

Mic: yeah you old as heck

Mice man: yeah no cap you hella old

Izuku: I love this chat

Aizawa: yeah cause we are your only friends

Izuku: damn no need to call me out like that sis

Mic: he really said he finna expose your a''

Izuku: yeah ikr kinda sus

Mice man: he literally snatched that weeve

Izuku: now you sound old Nezu

All might: ima cry I don't understand a word you guys are says/typing

Aizawa: we are just that good broski

Izuku: yup we low key have are own language now bruh's

Mic: this is kool af no cap

Midnight: okay I think we high key going a lil far with this stuff we acting hella sus

Izuku: your right let's stop

All Might: thank the gods

Endeavor: why am I still here, just to suffer?

Joke: this is funny I'm here to watch and eat popcorn

Izuku: that's pretty sus Mrs. Joke

Joke: like you can talk your sus all the time man

Izuku: your right let's switch topics now

Mice man: ight what you wanna talk about

Izuku: idk

Ectoplasm: can't you guys just do your jobs and not blow up my texts

Izuku: are we the only ones you get texts from? Cause that's kinda sad

Ectoplasm: non ya

Izuku: what?

Ectoplasm: NON-YA BUSINESS B*TCH

Izuku: that one kinda hurt, but have you heard of Joe?

Ectoplasm: Joe who?

Aizawa&Izuku: JOE MAMA

Ectoplasm: you ain't funny

Izuku: Nah I think we are hilarious

Aizawa: I agree

Izuku: Have any of you seen Candice today tho like seriously

All Might: who is candice?

Endeavor: okay but how can he not get this one seriously

Joke: yeah like it's to obvious

All Might: what do you mean?

Mice man: man this man is so old why did I hire him

All Might: wow no need to be so rude

Izuku: CAN YOU SEE DEEZ NUTS

All Might: izuku that was very inappropriate!

Izuku: no that was the joke

All Might: what joke?

Midnight: this is just sad now

Mic: is he kidding or like is he serious?

All Might: what do you guys mean?

Aizawa: no way he didn't get it

Izuku: Candice is a deez nuts joke All Might

All Might: but how?

Aizawa: Candice= can you see deez nuts

All Might: well it's still very inappropriate

Recovery girl: even I knew that one

Mice man, okay guys that was enough fun now go back to work or else ima fire you all 😈

Izuku: I'm a student tho?

Mice man: I can still expel and or blackmail you

Izuku: got it sir I'll get to my work now

Aizawa: damn I wish I had blackmail on the kid now

Izuku: you never gonna get any

Nezu: WORK NOW

—Chapter 9 end—