Mic: kid where the hell did you go last night?!

All Might: yeah you were here a moment and then you were gone like you just disappeared

Izuku: yeah I'm a ghost, now you see me then you don't ;]

Nezu: is it a quirk? I didn't know you had more then one

Izuku: yeah I have a second teleportation quirk Nezu ;-;

Midnight: omg that's so kool

Endeavor: are you aware you spelt 'cool' wrong?

Midnight: I did it on purpose boomer

Izuku: damn get roasted by Midnight flameboi

Hawks: yo don't be so mean to Endeavor

Izuku: what are you sleeping with him or something?

All Might: that's very inappropriate Midoriya

Izuku: D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F

Hawks: it's still funny

Mic: WHAT IS HE SAYING!?

Mic: I DONT SPEAK TACO BELL.

Izuku: lol, lmao, lmfao

Midnight: did he just indirectly curse?!

Izuku: I've been cursing this whole time~

Nezu: uh since when?

Izuku: DILLIGAF has a curse word in it

Mic: is it ass?

Midnight: is it dick?

Aizawa: is it fuck?

Recovery Girl: CAN YOU IDIOTS STOP CURSING INFRONT OF A CHILD.

Ectoplasm: I agree

Izuku: and where have you two been background looking characters :b

Ectoplasm: I've been doing my DAMN JOB

Recovery Girl: I'm so done with your guys sh** I swear ima die of a heart attack in this school and then my ghost will haunt you all.

Izuku: please do your best the only one who decides when I die is me.

All Might: that's unsettling

Aizawa: is that a suicide joke?

Izuku: somewhat?

Mic: how would you know Eraser

Izuku: mic I thought you where his husband how would u not now this stuff

Midnight: wait you two are married!? AND YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME TO THE WEDDING!?

Aizawa: this is a miss understanding we are not married...

Mic: .O. >:0 how can you deny it I thought u loved me >:[

Aizawa: you gotta be kidding me where not. Fuckin. Married.

Joke: so does that mean I can have you?

Aizawa: YOU KNOW WHAT NVM IM MARRIED

Joke: :(

Izuku: they played gay chicken in high school, there now married, and have 2 kids neither one of them looks like their gonna give up anytime soon :}

All Might: I can't tell if that's a joke or not

Nezu: it's kinda true tho

Mic: you hit the nail on the head little listener

Izuku: I just know everything I'm smurt af

Ectoplasm: what are your excuses for not being at work this time?

Midnight: they have a test in my class >:3

Mic: Im playing a video and their playing the quiet game

All Might: I have a period without the children

Aizawa: im pretending to be asleep

Nezu: I'm playing cards with Sero rn so multitasking

Aizawa: how did he?! WHEN DID HE LEAVE MY DAMN CLASSROOM STOP STEALING MY KIDS NEZU.

Izuku: -///- I didn't know we where your kids ☺️

Aizawa: don't take it to heart kid or I'll break it.

Izuku: so violent...I bet Mic loves that in bed 😏😉

Mic: 0/////0 that's very inappropriate little listener

Izuku: but am I wrong?

Aizawa: it's none of your concern

Izuku: IT IS IF I CAN FUDGEN HERE YOU THE WALLS IN THE DORMS ARE THIN AF

Midnight: Oop

Ectoplasm: you guys are down bad.

Nezu: I swear to GOD ILL GET YOU SEPARATE BUILDINGS IF YOU DON'T STOP

Aizawa: okay got it boss

Mic: mhmm

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