《Mha Chatfic》Chapter 2
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Nezu: what did you want to talk to me about Aizawa? Where trying to solve something aren't we?
Aizawa: Yes but this kid isn't usually like this he's acting weird don't you think?
Nezu: I can see what your talking about but let's go back to the group chat to solve the issue
Aizawa: ok we'll talk about that later then
Izuku: they left? He'll yeah ima sleep tonight!
Mic: where still here ya'know...
Midnight: yeah your weird kid
Izuku: says the one who dresses like their in the BDSM!
Midnight: true
Mic: do you even no what that stands for?
Izuku: no but I heard Mineta say it and everyone knows if he said it, it's something inappropriate
Midnight: also true
Nezu: Where back~
Izuku: flipperencheesecake! I wanted to fudging sleep! (For once)
Aizawa: can you not just curse?
Izuku: no I can't because my mom and dad would be mad UwU
Mic: Speaking of dad how come we haven't seen yours Izuku?
Izuku: well I haven't seen yours either so it's none of your beeswax
Aizawa: ;-; why are you being so rude this isn't the selfless student I know
Izuku: ok I'll go back to being pla-
Izuku: nvm
Nezu: no what where you going to say?
Aizawa: Yeah problem child, what where you going to say?
Izuku: Nothing Sir, I'm going to sleep because it's flippen 11:34 pm!
Izuku: have a wonderful rest of your patrol Mr.Aizawa and I suggested you all get some sleep too
Nezu: ok so let's just ignore the child who just creepily "suggested" we go to bed!
Aizawa: no I'm tried to so go to bed or I'll come over and make you
Mic: ok night!
Midnight: night weirdo's
Izuku: HELLO ASS HATS! I'm alive I know right a miracle!
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Midnight: what are you talking about and did you just curse?
Izuku: oh shiz that wasn't meant for this group chat....
Mic: Then who the hell was it meant for?!
Izuku: not important! :>
Aizawa: nah it sounded important at least alittle especially with that 'I'm alive I know right a miracle'
Izuku: fine it was meant for a group chat of my Middle school friends happy? Freaking Weirdo caterpillar
Aizawa: that wasn't that hard now was it?
Izuku: you sound like a Therapist
Nezu: how would you know what one sounds like?
Izuku: My friends take me to theirs sometimes because they don't like being awkward their with their weird Therapist
Aizawa: ok also where the fudge are you your supposed to be in class
Izuku: at home?
Aizawa: Why?! We literally made dorms why are you at your house?!
Izuku: My mom needs help with something....
Nezu: doesn't sound very legit
Izuku: mhmm and neither does you being a rat-bear-mouse as a motherducking Principle either! But here we are—
Aizawa: pff-
Mic: how did you say that without cursing?! Do you only curse with friends?
Midnight: dang not even I would say that to him!
Ectoplasm: Why aren't you teaching your classes?! And why is Izuku insulting are boss?
Midnight: because Nezu said his "story" didn't sound legit
Ectoplasm: ok I can understand that but what are you doing playing a video for your class?! Why are you just texting!
Mic: what did you think we would be doing? Teaching is cool but they have a test in my class so I just sit back and watch
Midnight: I told them to be quite and sit their to learn patients >:)
Izuku: dang you really are some fudged up people especially Endeavor with his—
Endeavor: shut the fuck up kid we had a deal
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Izuku: yeah like a give a duck!
Izuku: I rather tell them about Dabi then listen to you!
Aizawa: what about that villain?
Izuku: you are SO STUPID HOW ARE YOU MY MOTHERFUDGING TEACHERS!
Nezu: would you just explain rather then calling us dumb?
Izuku: no figure it out
Ectoplasm: you are actually acting like a brat Izuku
Izuku: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU DUCKING PLASTIC A** BIATCH ILL DUCK YOU UP MAN I HAVE AT LEAST 6 DUCKING WAS TO KILL YOUR A** IF YOU TURNED TRAITOR SO SHUT THE DUCK UP!
Ectoplasm: O-o why would you have so many ways to kill me?!
Izuku: NOT JUST OF YOUR UGLY A** BUT OF ALL THE TEACHERS INCLUDING ALL MIGHT!
Aizawa: and I can confirm that some of them might actually work....
Aizawa: he's accidentally left his notebooks in my class room acouple times..
Midnight: why should you though are you that bored or something?!
Mic: yeah little listener that's kinda creepy
Ectoplasm: and why you acting like Bakugou?
Nezu: that's quite unnerving Izuku
Izuku: ducking hchcfejchdjh
Mic: you ok little listener?
Izuku: what happened? my friend took my phone
Nezu: so you don't have ways to kill us all in your note books?
Izuku: umm yeah I do but only because I want to have a way to defeat you if you turn traitor! I have a lot of things in them like ways to help the hero advance their costume to help them I make a lot of notes...
Aizawa: Nezu can I speak to you privately?
Nezu: sure
Nezu: what did you want to speak to me about
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