《eat ass - DRV3 Chatfic》12 - you all start tomorrow!
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thank you @wellh8der @nagitosgirlhand and @Byakuyas_airpods for some of the job ideas!!
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peeltheavocado: OKAY GUYS
peeltheavocado: I HAVE YALLS JOBS
peeltheavocado: EVENERYONE IS ALREADY HIRED
praiseatua: oh my atua, this is so exciting!! (◕‿◕✿)
stabbystabby: Amami, Yonaga, could you tell us our jobs? Also, I have one question.
praiseatua: yeah, maki! shoot!
stabbystabby: To be frank, I was not expecting use of my first name.
praiseatua: oh my bad! atua says you dont mind tho :(
starstraightie: oop
stabbystabby: I suppose I don't mind, but anyways, my question was if Kaito and I would share jobs.
starstraightie: oo makiroll wants to share jobs with me!
stabbystabby: Do you want to die?
peeltheavocado: aight harukawa calm ye tits you and spacey man will share
sockman: can you list the jobs already? im bored
peeltheavocado: yeah yeah
peeltheavocado:
ouma- pizza delivery
saihara- inspector
harukawa & momota- babysitters
tojo- maid
gokuhara & hoshi- zoo people
akamatsu- hot topic
iruma- gun shop
chabishira & yumeno- arby's
kiibo- you just watch lmao loser
angie & tsmoogs- fashion designers
me and kiyo- mcdonald's
praiseatua: thank you amami, and that is it! you all start tomorrow!
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a/n
i didn't use all suggestions but uh yeah chapter of them working will be coming soon
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