《eat ass - DRV3 Chatfic》11 - for atua's will!
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hey guys please leave me suggestions for chapters p l e a s e i n e e d t h e m
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peeltheavocado: okay so
peeltheavocado: what i was thinking
peeltheavocado: we all go on an expedition to find my 12 sisters
sockman: no, fuck you, goodnight
peeltheavocado: it was a joke ouma don't leave
fleawaltz: HA AVOCADO YOU LIKE THE PURPLE BITCH OR SOMETHIN??
fleawaltz: sorry that was miu
peeltheavocado: SO ANYWAYS AS I WAS SAYING
peeltheavocado: we should all get part-time jobs for a day! just to see what it's like
stabbystabby: Usually, I'm against ideas like these, but this one doesn't seem too bad.
k1-b0: wait, retail jobs? i don't think a robot can work one..
sockman: yeah ur being thrown in the dumpster out back
k1-b0: robophobia!!
sockman: it's not robophobic if it's the truth
peeltheavocado: WOULD YOU GUYS STFU FOR A SECOND
peeltheavocado: PICK A FUCKING JOB BEFORE I HAVE KIYO HIT YOU WITH A SEESAW AND THEN BOIL YOU ALIVE
fleawaltz: but that's exactly my sexual fantasy
fleawaltz: SORRY THAT WAS MIU AGAIN
cmonfuckmeemoboy: gurl change your password
starstraightie: did he just-
starstraightie: did he just use slang?!
sockman: yes he did get over it
bloob: damn
praiseatua: atua says that amami and i shall pick out your new jobs! \(^o^)/
peeltheavocado: well thank atua
peeltheavocado: yonaga get to my dorm asap
praiseatua: for atua's will!
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a/n
what do you think their jobs will be?
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