《eat ass - DRV3 Chatfic》10 - kokichis very very very evil organization
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sockman: hey what's up you faggots
cmonfuckmeemoboy: hello boyfriend
sockman: fuck you shuichi
peeltheavocado: GUYS
peeltheavocado: I NEED EVERYONE HERE
peeltheavocado: SAY "I" IF YOU ARE HERE
sockman: i
cmonfuckmeemoboy: i
fleawaltz: i (also on behalf of miu)
shortman: i
SHSLMom: I
k1-b0: i!! :D
praiseatua: i
stabbystabby: i
starstraightie: i
bloob: i
lesbian: i
its✨mahic✨: i
boiling: i
buggies: i
peeltheavocado: OKAY GOOD EVERYONES HERE!!!!
shortman: what do you want
peeltheavocado: SHUT THE FUCK UP HOSHI GIVE ME A FUCKIRNY SENCONG
fleawaltz: bitch keep dying wtf
peeltheavocado: SAY THAT AGAIN AND ILL NEVER PAINT YOUR NAILS EVBENER GAIAN
bloob: teen romance 🥰🥰
buggies: gonta like to know what amami has to say to friends o(^▽^)o
peeltheavocado: gonta is babie wth
praiseatua: no i'm babie fuck you
peeltheavocado: no hes babie fuck you
filthycumdumpster: the real babie is baby kaede
sockman: ew that monstrosity
fleawaltz: i'm being attacked and i don't know how i feel about it
peeltheavocado: if y'all don't shut up i'm going to lose my mind
sockman: how about
sockman: y'all shut up or i'll get my entire organization to go after you!! did i mention i run a very secret and very very very very very very evil organization???????/?2?2?2?2??2
peeltheavocado: doesn't sound very evil or secret when you talk about it like that
sockman: whatever
peeltheavocado: okay so
peeltheavocado: what i was thinking
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