《eat ass - DRV3 Chatfic》9 - fuck you shuichi
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"SHUICHI WHAT THE FUCK!" Ouma shouted from his dorm, everyone hearing.
He had gone back to his dorm in the morning, not checking his phone until he got there.
cmonfuckmeemoboy: sorry babe
bloob: WWIITJTHRHU WHATTTTYTJJ
sockman: no
sockman: no
sockman: no
praiseatua: it's finally happening! :)
sockman: NO GUYS
k1-b0: i'm not exactly sure what is going on but, ouma, you said something last night and now you're denying it? also saihara called you something i've never heard before.
filthycumdumpster: kiibo get to kayayayyayaydes dorm i'll explain
fleawaltz: why did you spell my name like that
filthycumdumpster: why couldn't you just say that out loud
SHSLMom: Anyways, Ouma, you were denying something. Was that something the comment you made last night?
sockman: I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH SHUICHI
peeltheavocado: first name basis brother
sockman: SHUICHI AND AKAMATSU USE FIRST NAME BASIS BUT THEYRE NOT DATING
cmonfuckmeemoboy: just admit it chi
sockman: ADMIT WHAT
sockman: STOP IT
stabbystabby: Ouma stop yelling Kaito is a pussy he's scared
sockman: listen maki i know we don't necessarily get along but could you give shuichi a little beating? we are not dating he's trying to make me look bad
stabbystabby: Fine. But just this once.
sockman: thank you!!
lesbian: can you tell the degenerate to stop screaming himiko is sleeping.
starstraightie: sidekick screams like a girl
stabbystabby: So do you
—
Ouma heard a harsh knocking on his door. He got up off his bed to see Harukawa holding Saihara by his hair, repeating "ow" multiple times.
"Here. Take your twink boyfriend and leave me alone." Harukawa threw Saihara in Ouma's dorm.
"He's not my boyfriend!" Ouma shouted as she walked away.
"But I could be." Saihara said, rubbing his head where Harukawa had dragged him.
Ouma's face flushed. "Shut up or i'll get someone else to beat your ass!"
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"Who?" Saihara asked, putting his hand down.
"My friend Sakura! She's massive!" Ouma stood proudly, hands on his hips. "She'll beat you up no problem!"
"Can I see a picture?" Not really a question, Saihara grabbed Ouma's phone out of his pocket.
"Hey!" Ouma called. Saihara didn't listen, typing in Ouma's password. He went for photos.
"Show me." He said, facing the phone towards the smaller boy. Ouma grabbed the phone and scrolled to a picture of Sakura.
"Oh yeah okay i'll shut up." Saihara said, quickly passing the phone back to Ouma.
"That's what I thought."
-
Hours later, at almost midnight, Ouma went to talk to everyone.
sockman: hey what's up you faggots
cmonfuckmeemoboy: hello boyfriend
sockman: fuck you shuichi
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