"SHUICHI WHAT THE FUCK!" Ouma shouted from his dorm, everyone hearing.

He had gone back to his dorm in the morning, not checking his phone until he got there.

cmonfuckmeemoboy: sorry babe

bloob: WWIITJTHRHU WHATTTTYTJJ

sockman: no

sockman: no

sockman: no

praiseatua: it's finally happening! :)

sockman: NO GUYS

k1-b0: i'm not exactly sure what is going on but, ouma, you said something last night and now you're denying it? also saihara called you something i've never heard before.

filthycumdumpster: kiibo get to kayayayyayaydes dorm i'll explain

fleawaltz: why did you spell my name like that

filthycumdumpster: why couldn't you just say that out loud

SHSLMom: Anyways, Ouma, you were denying something. Was that something the comment you made last night?

sockman: I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH SHUICHI

peeltheavocado: first name basis brother

sockman: SHUICHI AND AKAMATSU USE FIRST NAME BASIS BUT THEYRE NOT DATING

cmonfuckmeemoboy: just admit it chi

sockman: ADMIT WHAT

sockman: STOP IT

stabbystabby: Ouma stop yelling Kaito is a pussy he's scared

sockman: listen maki i know we don't necessarily get along but could you give shuichi a little beating? we are not dating he's trying to make me look bad

stabbystabby: Fine. But just this once.

sockman: thank you!!

lesbian: can you tell the degenerate to stop screaming himiko is sleeping.

starstraightie: sidekick screams like a girl

stabbystabby: So do you

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Ouma heard a harsh knocking on his door. He got up off his bed to see Harukawa holding Saihara by his hair, repeating "ow" multiple times.

"Here. Take your twink boyfriend and leave me alone." Harukawa threw Saihara in Ouma's dorm.

"He's not my boyfriend!" Ouma shouted as she walked away.

"But I could be." Saihara said, rubbing his head where Harukawa had dragged him.

Ouma's face flushed. "Shut up or i'll get someone else to beat your ass!"

"Who?" Saihara asked, putting his hand down.

"My friend Sakura! She's massive!" Ouma stood proudly, hands on his hips. "She'll beat you up no problem!"

"Can I see a picture?" Not really a question, Saihara grabbed Ouma's phone out of his pocket.

"Hey!" Ouma called. Saihara didn't listen, typing in Ouma's password. He went for photos.

"Show me." He said, facing the phone towards the smaller boy. Ouma grabbed the phone and scrolled to a picture of Sakura.

"Oh yeah okay i'll shut up." Saihara said, quickly passing the phone back to Ouma.

"That's what I thought."

-

Hours later, at almost midnight, Ouma went to talk to everyone.

sockman: hey what's up you faggots

cmonfuckmeemoboy: hello boyfriend

sockman: fuck you shuichi