《eat ass - DRV3 Chatfic》4 - we dont know her 💅
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shortman: what is this
panta=bae: hell
filthycumdumpster: damn he lived
fleawaltz: why does everyone hate ouma???
stabbystabby: He's a little bitch.
cmonfuckmeemoboy: he has a small penis
peeltheavocado: how would you know thatಥ_ಥ
panta=bae: see what you did you fucking virgin
peeltheavocado: add him back you shit eater
fleawaltz: no need to be hostile
peeltheavocado: ADD HIM BACK OUMA
panta=bae: THIS IS YOUR CHAT I CANT
peeltheavocado: oh right (^ O ^)/゛
panta=bae: welcome back shumai :D
starstraightie: why do you still call him that
starstraightie: ok
stabbystabby: Kaito get off your phone and get to the lawn
fuckyoukaito: what're y'all doin?
fuckyoukaito: s c r e w i n ?
stabbystabby: Actually, Kaito, take your time. I have to make a small detour.
fuckyoukaito: NO IM SORRY
fuckyoukaito: PLEASE
praiseatua: peace? we don't know her 💅
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