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kacchan: denki fucking kaminari

pikachuwu: shit what did i do

kacchan: are you fucking stupid

spotify: yes he is

pikachuwu: wHAT DID I DO??

kacchan: YOU FUCKING SHORT CIRCUITED ALL THE LIGHTS AND ELECTRICITY IN THE DORMS

tape: that was denki??? bruv i thought we were having a power cut or some shit

floaty: KAMINARI WHY DID YOU DO THAT MY PHONE ONLY WORKS WHILE ITS PLUGGED IN SO NOW I HAVE TO USE MY EMERGENCY PORTABLE CHARGER THAT LASTS FOR LIKE 20 MINUTES TOPS

floaty: bakugo i am giving you full permission to brutally murder him

kacchan: i was going to do it anyways.

izuwu: kacchan i'm sure it was an accident, you can't blame denki

pikachuwu: THANK YOU OMG ILY IZUKUUU

izuwu: lol ily tooo

insomniac

pikachuwu: TRAITOR I THOUGHT U WOULD STICK UP FOR ME

rock: BRUV SHINSO U JUST EXPOSED ME AS WELL

rock: NOT MANLY DUDE 💔

izuwu: denki ur a fucking idiot

izuwu: dID IT NOT CROSS YOUR MIND THAT MAYBE ITS NOT A SMART IDEA TO PUT A CABLE IN YOUR MOUTH THATS CONNECTED TO A WALL PLUG??

pikachuwu: HEY I UNDERSTAND IT WASNT ONE OF MY SMARTEST MOMENTS,, NO NEED TO CALL ME OUT

floaty: bruh i would hide if i were u, i think bakugo is on his way to murder you

pikachuwu: f u c k

tape: KAMIBRO COME TO MY DORM HE WONT FIND YOU THERE

pikachuwu: OKAY BRO KM OMW

izuwu: do we tell them orrr??

spotify: nah i want bakugo to kill him, i was in the middle of screaming the lyrics to bad idea by girl in red >:)

izuwu: understandable

izuwu: great song choice btw

spotify: thx bestie ily

pikachuwu: IZUKU CAN YOU PLS STOP UR BF I CAN HEAR THE EXPLOSIONS GETTING CLOSER

izuwu: hmmm

izuwu: well

izuwu: no ;)

rock: bro not manly izuku, why :((

izuwu: CAUSE I WAS WATCHING AN ALL MIGHT SPECIAL, BUT NOW THE WI-FI IS OFF IM MISSING IT

pikachuwu: oof lmao

izuwu: i am going to stab you in the gut 47

times.

floaty: you have my full permission

ribbitch: and mine, i was watching this cute frog documentary :(

pikachuwu: HAVSISVSK IM SORRY PLS HELP ME

insomniac

pikachuwu: CAUSE YOU LOVE ME??? RIGHT??

insomniac

pikachuwu: awe ok bb, sleep well

rock: DID YOU FUCKINH FORGET THE BAKUGO IS AFTER US

pikachuwu: OH YEA

pinky: LMAO GUYS I CAN HEAR THE EXPLOSIONS

pinky: AND IM ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE DORMS

tape: rip denki + kiri 😔🛐

pikachuwu: bro 😀

pikachuwu: IM SCAREDDD

icythot: i asked aizawa to fix the electrics

icythot: he's getting present mic to fix it for us

pikachuwu: OH MY GOD TODOBRO YOUR A LIFESAVER

icythot: never call me that again pls

blondie: do u prefer babe 😩

icythot: fuck off

pinky: MONOMA WHERE DID YOU COME FROM WHAT

blondie: i am summoned by shoto

icythot: can i un-summon you

icythot: do ur cult stuff and help me get rid of him

gothbird: ok. i can do that.

icythot: thanks

blondie: wait get rid off??? as in kill off???

izuwu: shoto and tokoyami pls stop trying to kill ppl

gothbird: no it's fun

gothbird: and technically i don't directly kill them

pikachuwu: wait how then?

gothbird: my deathnote obviously

icythot: yea i tell tokoyami to write people's name in there when they piss me off

kacchan: i like the way you think half 'n half

icythot: thanks katsuki

izuwu: ayo i feel left out

kacchan: shush me and ur bestie were bonding over murder

izuwu: wow that's an odd sentence but ok

icythot: izuku can u make me cold soba pls

izuwu: sure! :))

pikachuwu: can u make me some warm soba pls :')

izuwu: ....

izuwu: fine only cuz if i dont i'll feel bad

rock: can i have to too please :)

izuwu: okay

izuwu: but no one else

izuwu: only kiri, denki and sho

pikachuwu:

pinky: KAMIBABE WHAT THE FUCK LMAOO

blondie: WHAT KAMINARI WHY IS HE SO SMALL

icythot: like ur dick.

blondie: how would u know? do u wanna find out 😩

icythot: no u just give off small dick vibes, yk?

izuwu: AYO THAT MAH BESTIE RIGHT THERE 😎🤞

pinky: GO OFF TODO 🤩

blondie: wow...i can't believe you'd do this to ur own bf

icythot: for the last time

icythot: none. of. us. like. you.

icythot: especially not me, you can die in a hole for all i care

blondie: wow ok 🙄

blondie: love u 2 xoxo

icythot: that's it

icythot: 🔫🙂 shut. up.

izuwu: i finished ur soba

icythot: thanks izu ily

izuwu: ily too bestie

blondie: [driver's license by Olivia Rodrigo begins to play]

pinky: wait that song lowkey slaps

tape: YOU SAID FOREVER NOW I DRIVE ALONE PAST YOUR STREET

pikachuwu: RED LIGHTS

rock: STOP SIGNS

blondie: wow i can't even have my emotional moment 😔💔

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