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ribbitch: we need to appreciate frogs more

ribbitch: look how swag they r

ribbitch:

ribbitch:

ribbitch:

floaty: we can't forget the prettiest frog of them all

floaty:

ribbitch: (⌯˃̶᷄ ⁻̫ ˂̶᷄⌯)♡

izuwu: u guys r adorable wtf

pinky: YES OMG UR BOTH COTTAGECORE LESBIANS 😌‼️

floaty: yes omfg i've always wanted to live in a cute cottage in the forest :o

ribbitch: y e s p l s

pikachuwu: but what if the monsters get u :((

rock: yea! there are lots of un-manly things out there 😔💔

ribbitch: um i'm pretty sure we'll be safe-

pikachuwu:

pikachuwu: but what ab this poster i found, i think ur in danger 😔💔

tape: wHAT ED SHEERAN IS GONNA GET US ALLL

rock: that's not manly bro wtf

pinky: #canceledsheeran2021

floaty: i am this 🤏 close to calling fucking ed sheeran and getting him to hunt you both down.

pikachuwu: NO WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US

rock: that's so unmanly uraraka 💔

tape: hELP THEY'RE TRYING TO GET US ASSASSINATED

izuwu: ok i'll call my dad to help

izuwu: [calls all for one]

floaty: excuse me 😀?

pinky: wOA WOA WOA- THIS IS BIG NEWS JEEZ-

tape: who tf is all for one??

pikachuwu: his dad duh

ribbitch: IDIOTS ALL FOR ONE IS THAT CRIMINAL MASTERMIND THAT LEADS THE LoV

ribbitch: Y'KNOW, ALL MIGHTS BIGGEST ENEMY

ribbitch: THE ONE THAT ENDED ALL MIGHTS CARRER???

pikachuwu: oh yea- wAIT THATS IZUKUS DAD???

kacchan: no it's not, he's messing w you.

kacchan: i met his dad when we were kids. his dad is currently on a business trip in America.

izuwu: damn you couldn't let me mess w them for just a little bit longer

icythot: ...so ur not all for one's secret love child??

izuwu: sHOTO WHERE TF DID YOU COME FROM-

icythot: i was summoned when you said '[calls dad]'

icythot: i am disappointed that you didn't call all might tho

izuwu: BITCH FOR THAT LAST FUCKING TIME ALL MIGHT ISNT MY DAD. WE ARENT RELATED IN ANY SHAPE OR FORM. NOW STFU BEFORE I CALL UR DAD AND TELL HIM AB ALL THE SHIT YOU'VE DONE.

icythot: pls don't call my dad i promise i'll shush

kacchan: well actually you kind of are related to All Might in some form

izuwu: die

icythot: wAIT REALLY??? HOW PLS EXPLAIN

izuwu: kacchan if you explain so help me god-

kacchan: so basically,

izuwu kicked kacchan.

icythot: bruh i was finally ab to learn the truth

icythot added kacchan.

izuwu: nope. you can both die alone.

izuwu kicked kacchan and icythot.

pinky: i just sit back and observe 🤩

blondie: izuku how dare you remove my husband

izuwu: wait hold on i want him to suffer

izuwu added icythot.

icythot: why'd you add me back-

icythot: no i would like to be removed again

blondie: is it because of me 😔

icythot: obviously. i hate you.

blondie: fine ig i'll move on to kacchan 😻

izuwu: pls do, i want him to suffer

blondie: thanks bestie 🤩

izuwu: np bestie 🤩

izuwu added kacchan.

kacchan: no i don't want to deal with monoma

blondie: oh yes daddy 😩🤩

kacchan: die mf

izuwu: that's too far monoma

izuwu kicked blondie.

icythot: thank fuck

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pikachuwu: i can confirm

floaty: oh lord i can hear him coming to our dorms now

tape: eVERY ONE RETREAT TO THEIR ROOMS

rock: *takes deep breath*

rock: guys-...i gotta be the manly person....i'll make him leave...

pinky: n-no *begins to tear up* kiri you don't have to do this

rock: i-its my duty as the manliest man

rock: i'm sorry

pikachuwu: kiri....stay safe out there

tape: we love you bro 😔💗

rock: love you too guys, now w-wish me luck *runs away cutely*

kacchan: you guys are never ever going to be my friends if you act like that.

izuwu: literally tf was that 😀??

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pikachuwu: nOOOO IM SORRY I LOVE YOUUUU

floaty: guys i'm sorry but

floaty added blondie.

floaty: it's for the best 😔💔

blondie: wow u all hate me

blondie: ...fan behaviour 😩

insomniac

blondie: so you can rescue me and confess ur love to me like what happened to bakugo 🤩

kacchan: i hope the crazy blonde chick stabs you in the chest 52 times then burns your corpse.

blondie: [sigh] fan behaviour 🙄

spotify: MONOMA YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOUR SCREAMING WOKE UP MR AIZAWA

spotify: I CAN HEAR HIM COMING TO CHECK IF WE ARE ASLEEP

izuwu: omg hi jiro 😻

spotify: hiya bestie 😻

blondie: how is it my problem that your teacher woke up. it's not like he's my teacher 🙄

kacchan: haha we are all going to rat you out so he tells ur teacher and u get detention

blondie: oh god no

blondie: i better plan my escape route

blondie: i gotta go into hiding for a few days...

blondie: ik you will all miss me..

blondie: i'm sorry

blondie: it has to be done

blondie: remember i love you guys....

blondie: especially you 😩😩

blondie: wait why aren't my messages being read???

blondie: hello???

blondie: bruh did you all just leave me

blondie: gawd daymn....

blondie: anyways 🤩💅

blondie:

insomniac

blondie: omg hi ur back :o

insomniac

blondie: omfg i love you too shinso 😻💗

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kacchan: no problem i'll be there in 10.

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